The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.21.11

September 21st, 2011 // 529 Comments

“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.

Tom Brady is a saucy little man,

- The Superficial

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  1. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought this was Glen Rice after one of his flings with Sarah Palin.

  2. Vincent Piazza
    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m siiiiiiiiinging in the rain….”

  3. Sofia Vergara Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Sadly John and his canine companion would not get to perform a thorough search that day…

  4. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Ryan using his patented “lower your head into my crotch” maneuver on yet another co-star.

  5. Donald Trump
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Shudder…

  6. Larry King Angry
    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ewww, I smell women my own age…”

  7. Larry King Angry
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    This dude cannot be human, plus, his fly is down.

  8. Tom Brady
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Zesty…

  9. John Travolta
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    C’Mon guys. It’s so simple maybe you need a refresher course. It’s all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I’m gonna need ’bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

  10. Lizzy Caplan Minidress Bachelorette
    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh shit, it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt – RUN!”

  11. Donald Trump
    Commented on this photo:

    Observe as the elusive creature known as toupe-I-bang-many-modelasius is capture in a never before state of forming thought. This coincidentally resulted in a large excretion from his anus that the creature uses to mark his territory…

  12. Tom Brady
    blergity
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can I put the tip in my mouth? Just the tip of your penis, man. Just the tip. Pleeeeaaaassseee?”

  13. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the chick that blew Favre?

  14. Kirsten Dunst Stained Dress Bachelorette
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Not going to ask how she got poop stains all the way up there by her boob.

  15. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok seriously, is he trying out for the Hitler youth? That haircut does nothing to dispel the rumors

  16. Sofia Vergara Tight Jeans Butt
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the bigger confirmation of homosexuality? Not looking at the curvaceous woman in front of you or holding a leopard skin purse?

  17. Larry King Angry
    Commented on this photo:

    “Make ‘em say ughhh nana nana…”

  18. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    So now Roosevelt and Churchill are vampires?

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember her leaked photos? Those were the days… She keeps this up and she may turn into Snook.. er. wait.. nevermind. I’m not THAT much of an asshole.

    • Fletch

      Nah, she would need a year’s worth of spray tan to get like the Ewok. But this chick is definitely pushing maximum density.

  20. Donald Trump
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay… all cameras should be destroyed.

  21. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Interesting. I would have assumed she signed her name with either an “X” or a boob print.

  22. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ha! Words. How the fuck do they work?”

  23. Paula Abdul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Quick take the picture! The alcohol fumes are killing me”

  24. Jonah Hill Skinny
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I love those crazy circus mirrors. Wait, what?

  25. John Travolta
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re seriously telling me that you can tell this is a rug. Seriously?”

  26. John Travolta
    bonerspunk
    Commented on this photo:

    The toupee looks terrible today Johnny

  27. Larry King Angry
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Beavis… pick me up a double cheese with salami and peppers.

  28. Michael Fassbender
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! That index finger looks like a Basque at the beach!

  29. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Your MOM
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like his stomach has jowls.

  30. So...

    Sideways vagina mouth

  31. Serena Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Well it happened… We finally know what would happen if Barney was raped by a black guy…

  32. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    Ash
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn thats good

  33. Sofia Vergara Tight Jeans Butt
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if she could get permanent makeup applied; she looks good but without the makeup she needs a Hefty steel sack.

  34. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    Rough hat area
    Commented on this photo:

    She didn’t use a condom with the new kid. Ask me how I know.

  35. Tom Brady
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I smoke with a lot of college students. Most wasn’t graduatin’ and they knew it. You know that weed slang, oh yeah, I speak it fluent.

  36. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    Frugal Gourmet
    Commented on this photo:

    Check the coin clot

  37. Elizabeth Berkley Workout Clothes
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she wore that outfit in Showgirls. Nice that they let her keep the costumes.

  38. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s finally done it… I’m not remotely attracted to her at all. How did this happen in all of 12-16 weeks?

  39. Michael Fassbender
    allieb
    Commented on this photo:

    thanks for the hotness!

  40. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait. What? It’s like a combination of Get Smart! with the oddly placed phone and a tampon commercial with the white pants.

  41. Vincent Piazza
    LadyJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s Homeland Security? Looks like Sam Ronson is ready to snap.

  42. Lizzy Caplan Minidress Bachelorette
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit that, but even the sex couldn’t get me to watch the movie.

  43. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    face
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking bitch is fat as hell

  44. John Travolta
    Commented on this photo:

    “Are you the guy that stole my vintage Mercedes?”

  45. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    Lol
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn.. looks like a fine fuck right there

  46. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Who wouldn’t hit that? However, she looked awful in that dress on the Fallon show last night.

  47. Kirsten Dunst Stained Dress Bachelorette
    Verily
    Commented on this photo:

    Quick! Back to the cave!

  48. Larry King Angry
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    That damn Jonah kid is wearing the same outfit I am!

  49. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Great, the guy lost weight, he looks great. He wasn’t funny when he was overweight and he’s not funny now. Quit pushing this crap on us Hollywierd!

  50. Tom Brady
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    . . . and Brady has reconnected with Randy Moss.

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