“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.
Tom Brady is a saucy little man,
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I thought this was Glen Rice after one of his flings with Sarah Palin.
“I’m siiiiiiiiinging in the rain….”
Sadly John and his canine companion would not get to perform a thorough search that day…
Ryan using his patented “lower your head into my crotch” maneuver on yet another co-star.
Shudder…
“Ewww, I smell women my own age…”
This dude cannot be human, plus, his fly is down.
Zesty…
C’Mon guys. It’s so simple maybe you need a refresher course. It’s all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I’m gonna need ’bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
still damn funny after all these years.
“Oh shit, it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt – RUN!”
Observe as the elusive creature known as toupe-I-bang-many-modelasius is capture in a never before state of forming thought. This coincidentally resulted in a large excretion from his anus that the creature uses to mark his territory…
“Can I put the tip in my mouth? Just the tip of your penis, man. Just the tip. Pleeeeaaaassseee?”
Is this the chick that blew Favre?
Yes, apparently looking for more victims.
It’s football season again, should have known she would show up. Now, lets see the topless shots and she will be relevant.
Not going to ask how she got poop stains all the way up there by her boob.
Ok seriously, is he trying out for the Hitler youth? That haircut does nothing to dispel the rumors
What’s the bigger confirmation of homosexuality? Not looking at the curvaceous woman in front of you or holding a leopard skin purse?
I say it is the Limp Wrist holding the phone
“Make ‘em say ughhh nana nana…”
Dope
So now Roosevelt and Churchill are vampires?
Remember her leaked photos? Those were the days… She keeps this up and she may turn into Snook.. er. wait.. nevermind. I’m not THAT much of an asshole.
Nah, she would need a year’s worth of spray tan to get like the Ewok. But this chick is definitely pushing maximum density.
Okay… all cameras should be destroyed.
Interesting. I would have assumed she signed her name with either an “X” or a boob print.
“Ha! Words. How the fuck do they work?”
Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?
“Quick take the picture! The alcohol fumes are killing me”
I love those crazy circus mirrors. Wait, what?
“You’re seriously telling me that you can tell this is a rug. Seriously?”
The toupee looks terrible today Johnny
Hey Beavis… pick me up a double cheese with salami and peppers.
+1
Damn! That index finger looks like a Basque at the beach!
Yeah, is it me, or is there something freakish about the relative lengths of his fingers?
Looks like his stomach has jowls.
Def
Sideways vagina mouth
Well it happened… We finally know what would happen if Barney was raped by a black guy…
Damn thats good
I wonder if she could get permanent makeup applied; she looks good but without the makeup she needs a Hefty steel sack.
She didn’t use a condom with the new kid. Ask me how I know.
I smoke with a lot of college students. Most wasn’t graduatin’ and they knew it. You know that weed slang, oh yeah, I speak it fluent.
Check the coin clot
Is that what they’re calling it these days?
I think she wore that outfit in Showgirls. Nice that they let her keep the costumes.
She’s finally done it… I’m not remotely attracted to her at all. How did this happen in all of 12-16 weeks?
thanks for the hotness!
Wait. What? It’s like a combination of Get Smart! with the oddly placed phone and a tampon commercial with the white pants.
Where’s Homeland Security? Looks like Sam Ronson is ready to snap.
I’d hit that, but even the sex couldn’t get me to watch the movie.
Fucking bitch is fat as hell
“Are you the guy that stole my vintage Mercedes?”
Damn.. looks like a fine fuck right there
Who wouldn’t hit that? However, she looked awful in that dress on the Fallon show last night.
Quick! Back to the cave!
That damn Jonah kid is wearing the same outfit I am!
Great, the guy lost weight, he looks great. He wasn’t funny when he was overweight and he’s not funny now. Quit pushing this crap on us Hollywierd!
. . . and Brady has reconnected with Randy Moss.