The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.21.11

September 21st, 2011 // 529 Comments

“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.

Tom Brady is a saucy little man,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.

  2. Elizabeth Berkley Workout Clothes
    Richard McBeef
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    and now she’s broke.

  3. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice watercolor.
    Keep it out of the sunlight to prevent fading.

  4. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    Cock Dr
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    Isn’t he cute? I just wanna hold him & squeeze him & take him home.
    Hope he’s housebroken.

  5. John Travolta
    Cock Dr
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    Hottie Vinnie Barbarino turned out damned funny looking.

  6. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    youbetcha
    Commented on this photo:

    Dreamy.

  7. Candice Swanepoel
    Cock Dr
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    Continuing to blur the fuzzy line between hotness & retardation.

  8. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    To Skeletor aka the bitch who stole my husband: Let’s see you copy this pose!

  9. Michael Fassbender
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    You can warm your hands from the heat of his smugness.

  10. Sofia Vergara Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    baby’s got her bluejeans on!

  11. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    youbetcha
    Commented on this photo:

    Zach Morris wants his cell phone back.

  12. Jonah Hill Skinny
    just here for laughs
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    This has to be photoshopped. Has to be.

  13. Larry King Angry
    Bobo
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    Haha grumpy old man…..looks like your belt is on there too tight!

  14. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
    Cock Dr
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    Thought it was Shauna Sands, but the shoes are all wrong.

  15. Tom Brady
    just here for laughs
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    Universal sign for “puff puff pass”

  16. Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad
    dani
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmmm… So so nice.

  17. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    Bobo
    Commented on this photo:

    Vaness HUGEns

  18. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    Truk
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, is her mouth locked that way?

  19. Donald Trump
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    How many layers are there in that comb over?

  20. Tom Brady
    yomammassofat......
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s almost 4:20 bitches. know what i’m sayin’?

  21. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    Truk
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    “Barrack Obama showing his ass” –fitting, seeing how things have been going.

  22. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    kt
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she getting a call from the Sears appliance team?

  23. Kirsten Dunst Stained Dress Bachelorette
    Bobo
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot!……I meant the girl behind Kirsten

  24. Jonah Hill Skinny
    kt
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s lost weight everywhere but in the ears.

  25. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    JDF
    Commented on this photo:

    FIND HER!!!

    Opps, wrong site.

    GFLBP!!!

    Shit, again. wrong site.

    MInd the…

  26. Paula Abdul
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    I am so gonna kill myself in her driveway.

  27. Penn Badgley
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That forehead could be used as a billboard.

  28. Jenn Sterger Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Those look like implants. Big ones.

  29. President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait
    Chet
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, he has brought a feminine touch to the presidency.

  30. John Travolta
    Chet
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks a little like Arnold there, creepy.

  31. Donald Trump
    deucepickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m willing to bet that what he pays his personal hairstylist to do his hair each week is more than I make in a year

  32. Penn Badgley
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Photo taken minutes before indecent exposure arrest.

  33. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
    whatthehuh?
    Commented on this photo:

    somebody needs to feed this bitch a cheeseburger

  34. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top
    Chet
    Commented on this photo:

    Hello again Miss Pudgins.
    You do realize this is the skinniest you’ll be for the rest of your life.

  35. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so pale you could probably read by the light of her skin at night.

  36. Jonah Hill Skinny
    deucepickle
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks pretty relaxed for hyper-extending both knees.

  37. Lizzy Caplan Minidress Bachelorette
    Chet
    Commented on this photo:

    What lies beneath?

  38. Amanda Seyfried Tight Shirt Minidress Nipples
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    her resemblance to my ex is uncanny. do you think Seyfried is a codependent pathological liar and raging alcoholic who will pass out with a dick in her mouth?

    Memories.

  39. Sofia Vergara Tight Jeans Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    The guy on the left is trying to hide his erection.

  40. Serena Williams Cleavage Tight Dress
    Chet
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    Dude should try out for running back.

  41. Sofia Vergara Tight Jeans Butt
    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    LOLZ, nice try hiding the wood and trying to look disinterested, dude! Not working!

    • gumption

      no, he actually is disinterestedin her, Manhattan is a hot bed of gay men. What he is expressing is hurt feelings because the guy on the right was not tender with him this morning.

  42. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    Venom
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    “Bitch where my money?”

  43. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I would bang her and bang her hard.

  44. Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Someday – and that day may never come – I’ll call upon you to do a service for me.”

  45. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my goodness! What do these letters mean?

    Ummm… that’s your name.

    (BTW, is the anti bacterial gel for her or the people on line? Can you get herpes and gonorrhea via books?)

  46. Jonah Hill Skinny
    A.T.
    Commented on this photo:

    like ive said before, the dude’s got really fucked up legs :|

  47. John Travolta
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    “Now you listen to me. I have 10,000 thetans waiting to board this plane. If you don’t do what’s necessary to make room for them, I will call in the midget ninja”

  48. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    Janice
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    She’d better watch the white pants with all that Activia running through her system.

  49. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Only in America can you whore your way to the top and people just think you’re the shit.

  50. Brandi Glanville Minidress Nipples
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    One one hand I agree with Cibrian for trading her in, but aren’t you supposed to trade up when you do that?

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