“You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it – “No, no, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its logical conclusion.
Tom Brady is a saucy little man,
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You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.
and now she’s broke.
She could always fall back on the knowledge she learned from the movie “Showgirls”.
Nice watercolor.
Keep it out of the sunlight to prevent fading.
Isn’t he cute? I just wanna hold him & squeeze him & take him home.
Hope he’s housebroken.
Hottie Vinnie Barbarino turned out damned funny looking.
That’s because he’s had his face cut off and sewed back on like 10 times.
Dreamy.
Continuing to blur the fuzzy line between hotness & retardation.
A smoking hot blonde that could be dumb, I don’t see it as a problem but as an advantage
To Skeletor aka the bitch who stole my husband: Let’s see you copy this pose!
You can warm your hands from the heat of his smugness.
baby’s got her bluejeans on!
Those are Pajama Jeans
lol
Zach Morris wants his cell phone back.
This has to be photoshopped. Has to be.
Haha grumpy old man…..looks like your belt is on there too tight!
So tight it snapped the zipper down
It’s the only thing holding him upright. When he unbuckles and unzips his body becomes a puddle of boneless flesh on the ground.
Thought it was Shauna Sands, but the shoes are all wrong.
Universal sign for “puff puff pass”
Mmmmm… So so nice.
Vaness HUGEns
Seriously, is her mouth locked that way?
pretty sure it unhinges like a rattlesnake.
She’s yawning. She even bores herself.
How many layers are there in that comb over?
Looks like a few layers are missing.
it’s almost 4:20 bitches. know what i’m sayin’?
“Barrack Obama showing his ass” –fitting, seeing how things have been going.
Is she getting a call from the Sears appliance team?
Ahahahahahaha, I nearly fell of my chair.
Hot!……I meant the girl behind Kirsten
you mean the one in the same but CLEAN dress?
No, he means the one in the yellow.
LOL!
He’s lost weight everywhere but in the ears.
FIND HER!!!
Opps, wrong site.
GFLBP!!!
Shit, again. wrong site.
MInd the…
Keep calm and chive on!!!
I am so gonna kill myself in her driveway.
+10!
That forehead could be used as a billboard.
Yeah… “What Not To Wear. Mondays at 10 on TLC.”
Those look like implants. Big ones.
Well, he has brought a feminine touch to the presidency.
Looks a little like Arnold there, creepy.
I’m willing to bet that what he pays his personal hairstylist to do his hair each week is more than I make in a year
He actually makes his wife cut his hair.
Photo taken minutes before indecent exposure arrest.
somebody needs to feed this bitch a cheeseburger
Looks like her vagina has no trouble eating…
Hello again Miss Pudgins.
You do realize this is the skinniest you’ll be for the rest of your life.
She is so pale you could probably read by the light of her skin at night.
He looks pretty relaxed for hyper-extending both knees.
What lies beneath?
According to a Google search, what lies beneath is very fine indeed. Especially the NSFW stuff.
her resemblance to my ex is uncanny. do you think Seyfried is a codependent pathological liar and raging alcoholic who will pass out with a dick in her mouth?
Memories.
Somebody got buuuurned.
I think so. You should stalk her and find out.
At least we don’t have the same ex, mine wasn’t an alcoholic.
Let it out man. Turn it loose.
Lol
Tell us more about the passing out with a dick in her mouth,.
Yikes! I hope she doesn’t grind her teeth.
The guy on the left is trying to hide his erection.
Dude should try out for running back.
LOLZ, nice try hiding the wood and trying to look disinterested, dude! Not working!
no, he actually is disinterestedin her, Manhattan is a hot bed of gay men. What he is expressing is hurt feelings because the guy on the right was not tender with him this morning.
“Bitch where my money?”
I would bang her and bang her hard.
“Someday – and that day may never come – I’ll call upon you to do a service for me.”
Oh my goodness! What do these letters mean?
Ummm… that’s your name.
(BTW, is the anti bacterial gel for her or the people on line? Can you get herpes and gonorrhea via books?)
My thoughts exactly…everyone in line slathers their hands in that crap after she hands their book back.
like ive said before, the dude’s got really fucked up legs :|
“Now you listen to me. I have 10,000 thetans waiting to board this plane. If you don’t do what’s necessary to make room for them, I will call in the midget ninja”
She’d better watch the white pants with all that Activia running through her system.
I’m pretty sure the Depends will be up to it. (Damn! Wrong endorsement!)
Help–I’m standing and I can’t sit down.
Only in America can you whore your way to the top and people just think you’re the shit.
No, that happens in other countries too.
Case in point: Katie Price
One one hand I agree with Cibrian for trading her in, but aren’t you supposed to trade up when you do that?
Apparently he likes the Skeletor look