“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…
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“Salma, what I have in mind is that your butt chest represent the oppressed immigrant people…. I mean, yeah, you and I are filthy rich but we can still pretend right?”
But, would Stone carry a relationship with this Lebanese, and since neither of them nor the cast are Americans nor American Savages, they ALL represent the oppressed immigrants living within America, as does ALL media emanating from within America.
The shirt’s caption clearly explains what happens to our penises when we see hers…
Is that it? To be honest, I don’t know how you would write the sound a balloon makes when you let go of it and it flies around the room.
Pffffffffhhhhh.
But she actually has some back…yo.
Oh, for a second, I thought the backdrop said “Cleavages”.
Apparently, now sober, he just saw himself in Wolfman with a British accent.
He’s be about the 12th person to see that movie.
Michael Chiklis is seen here doing his impression of John Goodman doing an impression of Marlon Brando
Antonio…. You blind blind fool….
“Hi, I’m normal and boring and look exactly like your wife. Wanna fuck?”
:: Warm welcome from fellow Douchebaggery Anonymous members in response :: “Hi, Anastasia!”
Beav’s right! I’m all “What the Hell, Xena? Why do you need MY look when you’re XENA?!”
I’m a wife. I don’t look like this so… I stand by my comment.
Speak for yourself, ladies.
*yourselves
I am only speaking for myself.
I’m with Beav on this one, and so is ten others.
make that 11 others
Well, then I guess that makes for sucked-balls-life x eleven…
Eleven sucked-balls lives.
I still think it’s a pretty funny comment though… Cathartic.
Yes, I’m sure you’re an oil painting.
As a 53 year old housewife who looks EXACTLY like this ( minus the stupid belt which totally ruins this ‘busy grandma-on-the-go’ look) I can tell you that the last words out of my mouth would be: wanna fuck?
Still hot…
No, we said “Move your ass!!!” but now that you mention it, move those tits as well…
Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
Palin in the front, Cyrus in the back.
So is that a Cylin or a Palrus? Either way, you’ve started a revolution.
A Palrus. A Cylin would be the reverse.
Your move, Kardashian.
Wow, she looks like a battered doll….
If she was facing the other direction, I’m quite sure her name would be Sophia Nobush.
No way that’s Lucy Lawless.
Daniela Ruah. see related pics of her surfing.
You do some time, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like a criminal. I’m not a criminal.
Wait, so Keenan Cahill is in Looper too?
Mmmm, very nice, very thought provoking
“Where did I leave that stash of peanut M&Ms? *reaches into butt crack* There you are, you little bastards!”
Your boobs are nice!!! Let me take a peek!! Better yet let me help you lower the dress so I can see what you working with from head to toe!!
Judging from her face, a penis.
Future Taylor Swift was sent back to kill current Taylor Swift? These Terminator remakes are getting more and more confusing.
Horizontal stripes are always a good choice when your figure is best described as amoebic.
I’ll hit that!!
Arnold! Look! Rumer Willis!”
“It’s not a roomah!”
Seize the day!
SAT Question:
Tallulah is to Rumer as:
A. Ron Howard is to Clint Howard.
B. Dyssentery is to Cancer
C. John Travolta’s balls are to Justin Timberlake’s chin.
D. Ugly. The answer is ugly.
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
Damn it! Beat me to it.
You both are better than this.
Who photoshopped Barbie’s face onto Kelly Brook’s rack?
Yes, that does make me dread 3D.
And to the crowd’s horror, the corpse began to unbutton its jacket.
She’s aging in dog years.
Squared.
That look on anyone elses face would be a cause for concern but I suspect this is the usual Benicio.
Melanie Griffith seen explaining to this tree where she’d like her car valeted.
Is this a still from a feminine cleansing commercial?
Camels? 1984 called and it said “Stay Classy Heather!”
Ha! If 1984 called, you think she’d still be *here*?
What are the odds she’s ever left a toddler in a broken down 1987 Chrysler K car while she heads into the Tribal casino to play Let It Ride poker on a Tuesday night?
She’ll take those odds.
I found a several toddlers left in a car behind a shopping center while their mom gambled at the casino next-door.
Ugly or Pretty, when they have bodies like this they’re all 10s with the lights off
Is there anything darker than “lights off”?
Those black canvas bags the terrorists use before they murder people…
Oh. The face. What a shame.
Uploading another orgasm, I see.
Oliver: Wow, look at those enormous boobs!
Salma: I am trying too hard not to look at your enormous bald spot!
Wait. What?
She was in a picture a few pages back. Are there two Lucy Lawli?
Lucy Lawli? I just snorted coffee
Did fries come with that shake?
Those thighs would suggest that they did.
She’s slowly becoming the funny, blonde version of Kim Kardashian. Funny strange, not funny ha-ha.
Honestly, I prefer Coco to Kim. At least Coco doesn’t try to pretend shes serious, awesome, and talented. Coco knows shes a caricature of herself and plays off of it. She knows exactly what she is and sticks to it. I respect that.
Is Rupert Sanders auditioning her for a role?
Look! I shaved this side of my head AND this side of my ass!
This whole day has been a disappointment. And then this.
I’m going to go home and drink (shhhh…I do that every night…shhhh)
bush has got a cute tush
Michael: Hey look! I look like a 1950 mobster!
Dennis: And I look like a 1950 year old man!
“Really? I thought Kevin Sorbo was taller than that.”
I don’t get a particularly strong “for children” vibe from this one.
What are you talking about? She brought the milk. I mean, saline. Kids love that stuff.