The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.19.12

September 19th, 2012 // 522 Comments

“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…

Enjoy your evening,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    Someone had to do it.

    DAT ASS

  2. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
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    He just emerged from his drug-induced 4-year haze, and realized in that time he procreated with Kimberly fucking Stewart.

  3. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
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    The woman in the red shirt looks like she is about to beat some ass. “I’M FUCKING PMSING!!!!”

  4. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
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    Remember when she got busted for pills or something? Yeah, she’s definitely still not over that

  5. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
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    She dressed in flowers so people wouldn’t notice her penis.

  6. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    She plays white trash so well.

    Wait…

  7. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    madashell
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    I’ve never understood Grace Jones’ career, but I’m glad she grew her hair out.

  8. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    amir
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    Classic example of a young women blessed with curves, yet instead of hitting the gym every now and then, will think they will always look 22. fast forward 3 years and it will look like leftovers.

  9. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    amir
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    wow, her backside is already heading south…

  10. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    Does Nicola McLean? Of course she does. Look at the size of her McTits!

  11. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    What we can’t see is Peter Dinklage standing between her legs, giving her a wicked tongue-lashing.

  12. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
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    I thought she was hotter than a peanut parcher in “Xena, Warrior Princess.” Here we are several years later and she still looks fair to middlin’. Quite a nice rack she’s schlepping.

  13. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
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    I’d love to chat with her and get a demo of what she’s capable of doing with those lips…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/21/Jessica_White_topless-340_255.jpg[/img]

  14. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
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    Apparently she’s auditioning for the roll of Morticia Addams in a new version of “The Addams Family.”

  15. Daniela Ruah Bikini NCIS Set
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    She’s awfully pale for a woman in California. She needs to get a bit of color, then display some full nudal frontity.

  16. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    I, personally, find her to be just a tad peculiar looking!

  17. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
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    She looks considerably better in this pic.

  18. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
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    I think she looks pretty damn cute in this photo. In fact, I would venture to say this young woman is a 10 in the dark!

  19. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
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    Her ass is a bit over-sized, but all in all it has a nice shape. In fact, I’d plant some hickeys on the keister.

  20. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    journalschism
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    (Harvey) Milk Money.

  21. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
    YTBOY
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    That’s the “Does my ass look great” pose!

  22. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    PZ
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    “This is how I queef… wait for it…”

  23. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Glenys
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    I think a pearl necklace would complete her outfit perfectly.

  24. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    mr.fknhappy
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    Looks like a cock-eyed blow up doll

  25. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
    snarl
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    i did that to my hair in 9th grade…

  26. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    squishy
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    Love them both!!

  27. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    squishy
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    Lookin hot!!

  28. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
    squishy
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    Look like they all had a Russell Brand sighting…

  29. Daniela Ruah Bikini NCIS Set
    squishy
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    Such a hotty!

  30. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    squishy
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    WTF is with the Angela pics??

  31. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
    tont
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    shes has plastic surgery. as for the burka, she should wear one shes muslim

  32. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
    Mark
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    she doesnt give no one a boner

  33. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
    Mark
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    sorry yeh but cristiano ronaldo’s real girlfriend of 2 years and not chucky shreikh stalker has got a real nice ass and not a plastic surgery one, why do you think he’s sticking with hiz real girlfriend btw check out ‘irina shayk ugly irina sheikhislamova stalker of c ronaldo’ facebook page

  34. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    George Michael
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    Another hair transplant is in order. One more to fill in the gaps

  35. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    EZ-B
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    As the female cougar ages, their stripes turn gray and sag. Their eye-sight fades and/or turns sensative to light, and their ability to attract younger mates disappears. With nothing left to offer, the once vital female cougar often slinks away to more urban areas, where they are overlooked in favor of the younger of their species. Nothing is left for the older cougar, except a lonely, quiet death, usually behind a dumpster.

  36. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Nixy
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    I just got a shock – I thought they were the worst wax look-a-likes I’d ever seen and then I realised it was a photo of real people!

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