“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…
Enjoy your evening,
- Photo Boy
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Someone had to do it.
DAT ASS
He just emerged from his drug-induced 4-year haze, and realized in that time he procreated with Kimberly fucking Stewart.
The woman in the red shirt looks like she is about to beat some ass. “I’M FUCKING PMSING!!!!”
Remember when she got busted for pills or something? Yeah, she’s definitely still not over that
She dressed in flowers so people wouldn’t notice her penis.
She plays white trash so well.
Wait…
I’ve never understood Grace Jones’ career, but I’m glad she grew her hair out.
Classic example of a young women blessed with curves, yet instead of hitting the gym every now and then, will think they will always look 22. fast forward 3 years and it will look like leftovers.
wow, her backside is already heading south…
Does Nicola McLean? Of course she does. Look at the size of her McTits!
What we can’t see is Peter Dinklage standing between her legs, giving her a wicked tongue-lashing.
I thought she was hotter than a peanut parcher in “Xena, Warrior Princess.” Here we are several years later and she still looks fair to middlin’. Quite a nice rack she’s schlepping.
I’d love to chat with her and get a demo of what she’s capable of doing with those lips…
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Apparently she’s auditioning for the roll of Morticia Addams in a new version of “The Addams Family.”
She’s awfully pale for a woman in California. She needs to get a bit of color, then display some full nudal frontity.
I, personally, find her to be just a tad peculiar looking!
She looks considerably better in this pic.
I think she looks pretty damn cute in this photo. In fact, I would venture to say this young woman is a 10 in the dark!
Her ass is a bit over-sized, but all in all it has a nice shape. In fact, I’d plant some hickeys on the keister.
(Harvey) Milk Money.
That’s the “Does my ass look great” pose!
“This is how I queef… wait for it…”
I think a pearl necklace would complete her outfit perfectly.
Looks like a cock-eyed blow up doll
i did that to my hair in 9th grade…
Love them both!!
Lookin hot!!
Look like they all had a Russell Brand sighting…
Such a hotty!
WTF is with the Angela pics??
shes has plastic surgery. as for the burka, she should wear one shes muslim
she doesnt give no one a boner
sorry yeh but cristiano ronaldo’s real girlfriend of 2 years and not chucky shreikh stalker has got a real nice ass and not a plastic surgery one, why do you think he’s sticking with hiz real girlfriend btw check out ‘irina shayk ugly irina sheikhislamova stalker of c ronaldo’ facebook page
Another hair transplant is in order. One more to fill in the gaps
As the female cougar ages, their stripes turn gray and sag. Their eye-sight fades and/or turns sensative to light, and their ability to attract younger mates disappears. With nothing left to offer, the once vital female cougar often slinks away to more urban areas, where they are overlooked in favor of the younger of their species. Nothing is left for the older cougar, except a lonely, quiet death, usually behind a dumpster.
or a tree….
I just got a shock – I thought they were the worst wax look-a-likes I’d ever seen and then I realised it was a photo of real people!