The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.19.12

September 19th, 2012 // 522 Comments

“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…

Enjoy your evening,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Pink is showing the New York audience Where she gets the ideas for her songs.

  2. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
    cc
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    I am sure JC Penney is thrilled to see someone wearing so many items from their sale rack.

  3. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    karmaB
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    She’s bummed because all the trendy retro look chicks stole her look and now she is nothin special! Everyone looked like that…..last year!

  4. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
    karmaB
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    Her blank robotic stare says it all. Empty underneath all that plastic surgery that was suppose to make her feel better about herself rather than just aging naturally. Hope it makes you happier Heather.

  5. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    SexJihaad9/11
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    Carpe Diboobs.

  6. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Vlad
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    Never go into a bathroom with Travolta…

  7. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
    .....
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    Gawd DAMN !!!

  8. Lindsay Ellingson New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    .....
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    She’s purtty.

  9. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
    neo
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    If you’re drowning in pussy, you can always swim to da butt.

  10. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    neo
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    “The hardest button to button” – Jack White

  11. Daniela Ruah Bikini NCIS Set
    neo
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    My vagina is tingling…I sense trouble. TO THE VAG-MOBILE!

  12. Lindsay Ellingson New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
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    Love the dress.

  13. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    JuggNuttz
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    looks like she got beaten with the Ugly Stick……. multiple times…. and then again on Tuesday.

  14. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    “Cigars. Cigarettes.”

  15. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
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    “Did you have these the whole time we were making the movie? Geez, what the hell was I smoking?”

  16. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    test 123

  17. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
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    Add 1 pair of giant clear glasses: INSTANT SO RONERY!

  18. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    It is a night of bordom, a song of dullness,
    neutrered cat vent their howls. This old dull one
    broods
    Whispers of lust shroud and surround her pale form,
    a timeless desire that few admit

    .Her black hair casades over
    translucent ivory shouldersm and her full blood red lips
    part not for even the Hulk could pry it not open. she taste not the
    new blood. for there is none for her.

    She now hungers for the one thing she can get , that is lawsuits.

  19. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    Athr
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    She’s used to this sort of thing, being married to a dirty old man and all.

  20. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    “As the star contracts, the gravitational field at its surface gets stronger and the light cones get bent inward more. This makes it more difficult for light from the star to escape. Here we are privileged to have captured a rare image of a black hole in its formative stage, originating in Melanie Griffith’s ass. And it used to be such a sweet ass, too. I remember spanking it to her topless scene in Working Girl.” – Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time, revised 2012 edition

  21. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    The hybrid bus is the only thing in this photo that isn’t unfortunate. And that’s including the guy on the left with the big-ass watch and…what is that, did he roll up his suit jacket sleeve? WTF?

  22. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
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    Next season on Mad Men: “I’m Peggy Olson and I want to take some steroids.”

  23. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Martina
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    for god’s sake, lose the hat

  24. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Martina
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    that’s a very nice ass

    • Bobin

      Oh…pfffhht…everyones ass looks good in that bullshit Hollywood red carpet “oh am I’m being photographed?” (btw this is not the AVN Awards) pose.

      Unless you’re Ke$ha.

  25. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Martina
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    Hard to believe that that’s the same Benecio who did Scarlett Johansson in the elevator at the Chateau Marmont 9 years ago – oh wait, it’s not the same guy … it’s 9 years later ….

  26. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
    Martina
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    oh my god …. who wouldn’t do that ass?

  27. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Martina
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    At least she’s not life like, or wasting oxygen.

  28. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Martina
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    awful … what a waste of digital resources

  29. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
    Martina
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    She could still do the groupie thing

  30. Laura Dern Bikini
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    looks the same from the tits down

  31. terry

    I’m about to ram my dick into my computer!

  32. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    Alexxx
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    The epitome of a classy lady

  33. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Alexxx
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    Incoming Transmission: Take me to your wiener…so I can rip it off with my teeth.

  34. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    Droog
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    Daddy? Why is Hannah Montana showing us her bum?

  35. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    AZ
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    wow, have never seen this look on her before

  36. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    Bobin
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    Aye… hym ghunna chave tuh cuht a mutharefuker.

  37. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    Who is this tacky-tatted-tramp?

  38. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
    Bobin
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    I guess she’s sneaking off to put a jumbo pantyliner in.

  39. Lindsay Ellingson New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Inner Retard
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    She’s wearing her easy access dress in case a rich sugar daddy shows interest.

  40. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Inner Retard
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    Did she have an accident and her airbags deployed?

  41. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
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    “God-DAMMIT! I fucking HATE wearing wet underwear.”

  42. Lindsay Ellingson New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
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    Very fucking sexy!

  43. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    Mike701
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    You put this up after a picture of Irina Shayk? Why not just put a glass bottle between my legs and hit it with a baseball bat?

  44. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
    Mike701
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    If Christie Brinkley and Bob Hope had a love child….

  45. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Colin
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    Goddammit, thought it was Kate Upton in the thumbnail.

  46. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Colin
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    Happy 58, Sasha Grey!

  47. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
    Radadoon
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    Ever heard the story of The Ugly Duckling? Well GaGa ain’t no swan, she is still The Ugly Duckling.

  48. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
    Arzach
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    She has a gave case of “Pippa’s ass”

  49. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
    Peter Griffen
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    Makes my tongue hard!

  50. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    The Royal Penis
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    Where’s her shopping cart filled with garbage bags?

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