“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…
Enjoy your evening,
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Pink is showing the New York audience Where she gets the ideas for her songs.
I am sure JC Penney is thrilled to see someone wearing so many items from their sale rack.
She’s bummed because all the trendy retro look chicks stole her look and now she is nothin special! Everyone looked like that…..last year!
Her blank robotic stare says it all. Empty underneath all that plastic surgery that was suppose to make her feel better about herself rather than just aging naturally. Hope it makes you happier Heather.
Carpe Diboobs.
Never go into a bathroom with Travolta…
Gawd DAMN !!!
She’s purtty.
If you’re drowning in pussy, you can always swim to da butt.
“The hardest button to button” – Jack White
My vagina is tingling…I sense trouble. TO THE VAG-MOBILE!
Love the dress.
looks like she got beaten with the Ugly Stick……. multiple times…. and then again on Tuesday.
“Cigars. Cigarettes.”
“Did you have these the whole time we were making the movie? Geez, what the hell was I smoking?”
test 123
Add 1 pair of giant clear glasses: INSTANT SO RONERY!
It is a night of bordom, a song of dullness,
neutrered cat vent their howls. This old dull one
broods
Whispers of lust shroud and surround her pale form,
a timeless desire that few admit
.Her black hair casades over
translucent ivory shouldersm and her full blood red lips
part not for even the Hulk could pry it not open. she taste not the
new blood. for there is none for her.
She now hungers for the one thing she can get , that is lawsuits.
Burma Shave.
She’s used to this sort of thing, being married to a dirty old man and all.
The “dirty old man” she’s married to is only 4 years older than she is!
“As the star contracts, the gravitational field at its surface gets stronger and the light cones get bent inward more. This makes it more difficult for light from the star to escape. Here we are privileged to have captured a rare image of a black hole in its formative stage, originating in Melanie Griffith’s ass. And it used to be such a sweet ass, too. I remember spanking it to her topless scene in Working Girl.” – Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time, revised 2012 edition
The hybrid bus is the only thing in this photo that isn’t unfortunate. And that’s including the guy on the left with the big-ass watch and…what is that, did he roll up his suit jacket sleeve? WTF?
And is it tucked into his pants? WTF?!!!
and no belt?!?!
Next season on Mad Men: “I’m Peggy Olson and I want to take some steroids.”
for god’s sake, lose the hat
that’s a very nice ass
Oh…pfffhht…everyones ass looks good in that bullshit Hollywood red carpet “oh am I’m being photographed?” (btw this is not the AVN Awards) pose.
Unless you’re Ke$ha.
Hard to believe that that’s the same Benecio who did Scarlett Johansson in the elevator at the Chateau Marmont 9 years ago – oh wait, it’s not the same guy … it’s 9 years later ….
oh my god …. who wouldn’t do that ass?
At least she’s not life like, or wasting oxygen.
awful … what a waste of digital resources
She could still do the groupie thing
looks the same from the tits down
I’m about to ram my dick into my computer!
The epitome of a classy lady
Incoming Transmission: Take me to your wiener…so I can rip it off with my teeth.
Daddy? Why is Hannah Montana showing us her bum?
wow, have never seen this look on her before
Aye… hym ghunna chave tuh cuht a mutharefuker.
Inspector Clouseau?!
Who is this tacky-tatted-tramp?
I guess she’s sneaking off to put a jumbo pantyliner in.
Best.
She’s wearing her easy access dress in case a rich sugar daddy shows interest.
Did she have an accident and her airbags deployed?
“God-DAMMIT! I fucking HATE wearing wet underwear.”
Very fucking sexy!
You put this up after a picture of Irina Shayk? Why not just put a glass bottle between my legs and hit it with a baseball bat?
If Christie Brinkley and Bob Hope had a love child….
Goddammit, thought it was Kate Upton in the thumbnail.
Happy 58, Sasha Grey!
Ever heard the story of The Ugly Duckling? Well GaGa ain’t no swan, she is still The Ugly Duckling.
She has a gave case of “Pippa’s ass”
Seriously?
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Makes my tongue hard!
Where’s her shopping cart filled with garbage bags?