The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.19.12

September 19th, 2012 // 522 Comments

“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…

Enjoy your evening,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    Is she wearing a seat belt around her waist?

  2. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
    elitekiller
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    Yes Domina.

  3. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    cc
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    Who is that kid sneaking up on her?

  4. Lindsay Ellingson New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
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    So nice to see you again, Angelina Jolie’s leg.

  5. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    lori
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    Looks like she’s really into helping children.

  6. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
    lori
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    Gorgeous as ever.

  7. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
    lori
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    Looks like a bedraggled 1950′s housewife.

  8. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
    broduhjenner
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    Ivana shayk dat ass!

  9. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
    Ana
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    Disappointingly normal

  10. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    She’s is a little pudgy for this crowd but I think she has a very sweet cute face. Those knockers probably weren’t store bought either.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

      Given her body type, breasts that size wouldn’t be separated by a gap you could drive a rig through if they were natural.

  11. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    fuckface
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    Maybe the shirt says poop.

  12. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    She’s oblivious to the paparazzi because she’s never had one before.

  13. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
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    Xena: Warrior Bitch

  14. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
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    And a “Savage” titty fucking I shall show you!

  15. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
    CJA
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    When you flip the image of Tom from MySpace and pull it back you realize he was a girl this whole time.

    • Bobin

      Seriously, great observation. I guess it takes a photographic memory cause it sure as hell ain’t cause I’ve been on MySpace recently.

  16. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Old Shakespear
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    The minute she first saw Marilyn Manson naked her pigment packed up his shit and left.

  17. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
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    Amazing how you “clean up” Kat Von D. Sure it took a miracle worker with body paint, but a job well done. (Hey, you knew it was coming!)

  18. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Old Shakespear
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    My first thought when I got a look at those legs- Vienna Sausages

  19. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
    cc
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    Hangin in pretty well…despite the smoking.

  20. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Old Shakespear
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    Well yeah. She’d look like Buckwheat without that weave.

  21. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    lily
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    those shoes are ridic lol

  22. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    lily
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    enough with the shaved head

  23. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    tlmck
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    They are both looking forward to the mid-season cancellation.

  24. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
    lily
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    she still looks amazing!!

  25. Laura Dern Bikini
    lily
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    i liked her in jurassic park but havent seen her since! nice body for her age!

  26. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    tlmck
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    I think Oliver is getting an idea for a new movie right now.

  27. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    I know where her chin is going to end up in the future.

  28. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    tlmck
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    “Could you do that again Pink? The mic behind you did not quite pick up the first one.”

  29. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    lily
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    too much boobs on her small frame

  30. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
    lily
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    disgusting and fatttt

  31. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    tlmck
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    It’s a sign of a very fine actor when they can pull off the “double stroke” face.

  32. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    lily
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    woooof that face

  33. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
    lily
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    looks better than tara reid!!!

  34. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
    lily
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    greasy and trashy looking

  35. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
    tlmck
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    God bless Russia.

  36. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    lily
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    wooof those legs! what a nightmare

  37. Daniela Ruah Bikini NCIS Set
    cc
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    Wood eye? Hell yes!

  38. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
    tlmck
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    The absolute, undisputed queen of lowbrow red carpet ceremonies.

  39. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    Jess
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    I thought Courtney Love lived in New York.

  40. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
    tlmck
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    Morphing into Randy Quaid.

  41. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Dinosaurland
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    This is what that Gangnam Style guy looks like without his sunglasses.

  42. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
    tlmck
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    If it weren’t for the cigarettes and the “bat-shit” crazy, I could still hit that.

  43. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
    tlmck
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    If she wore one of her outrageous outfits in Amsterdam, they would not notice her.

  44. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Fingergod
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    Jim Carrey and Micheal Richard melded into one person.

  45. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    When Benicio heard “Show us your tits !” from the crowd he was puzzled, but started to strip for his fans. It didn’t even dawn on him that they were screaming it to Salma Hayek. who was five feet in front of him.

  46. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Bigalkie
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    Nice wrist tattoo. bozo

  47. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Jones
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    I like her tiny bangs!

  48. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Oliver is overplaying the the “I’m sorry, I’m old and I can’t control my hands like I use to” excuse. He has been pawing her for ten minutes.

  49. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
    Jones
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    Wilma Flintstone at Prom.

  50. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Jones
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    Can cellulite not even spare the children?

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