“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…
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Is she wearing a seat belt around her waist?
Yes Domina.
Who is that kid sneaking up on her?
That’s the kid from Madonna’s “Open Your Heart” video. Still peeping.
So nice to see you again, Angelina Jolie’s leg.
Looks like she’s really into helping children.
Gorgeous as ever.
Looks like a bedraggled 1950′s housewife.
Ivana shayk dat ass!
Disappointingly normal
She’s is a little pudgy for this crowd but I think she has a very sweet cute face. Those knockers probably weren’t store bought either.
Given her body type, breasts that size wouldn’t be separated by a gap you could drive a rig through if they were natural.
Maybe the shirt says poop.
She’s oblivious to the paparazzi because she’s never had one before.
Xena: Warrior Bitch
And a “Savage” titty fucking I shall show you!
When you flip the image of Tom from MySpace and pull it back you realize he was a girl this whole time.
Seriously, great observation. I guess it takes a photographic memory cause it sure as hell ain’t cause I’ve been on MySpace recently.
The minute she first saw Marilyn Manson naked her pigment packed up his shit and left.
Amazing how you “clean up” Kat Von D. Sure it took a miracle worker with body paint, but a job well done. (Hey, you knew it was coming!)
My first thought when I got a look at those legs- Vienna Sausages
Hangin in pretty well…despite the smoking.
Well yeah. She’d look like Buckwheat without that weave.
I don’t recall Buckwheat’s ass being that big and fat.
those shoes are ridic lol
It’s like her feet are dressed up as Minnie Mouse.
Right…everyone is looking at her feet.
enough with the shaved head
They are both looking forward to the mid-season cancellation.
hahahahaha
she still looks amazing!!
STILL…??? She STILL looks amazing? Sweet Jeebers, she just turned 30.
Despite all those hard years on the road, raising her litter of children, sending enough money home to make sure the farm was well supported, she STILL looks amazing… Thank Golly. I was afraid she was ready to drop dead.
You’re on fire, vito. :D
calm the hell down! you people are touchy fucks! I just meant she still looks as amazing as she did nearly 10 years ago when she was on one tree hill!
Lily. Resident genius. You can go away now.
Annabelle. Ugly pig. you can go douche now.
Haha. Sometimes it’s the simplest insults that work best.
i liked her in jurassic park but havent seen her since! nice body for her age!
Exactly what I was thinking. Damn…I thought she would look like hell by now. She looks pretty good.
Enviable.
I think Oliver is getting an idea for a new movie right now.
I know where her chin is going to end up in the future.
“Could you do that again Pink? The mic behind you did not quite pick up the first one.”
too much boobs on her small frame
disgusting and fatttt
It’s a sign of a very fine actor when they can pull off the “double stroke” face.
woooof that face
looks better than tara reid!!!
greasy and trashy looking
God bless Russia.
wooof those legs! what a nightmare
Wood eye? Hell yes!
The absolute, undisputed queen of lowbrow red carpet ceremonies.
I thought Courtney Love lived in New York.
Morphing into Randy Quaid.
This is what that Gangnam Style guy looks like without his sunglasses.
If it weren’t for the cigarettes and the “bat-shit” crazy, I could still hit that.
If she wore one of her outrageous outfits in Amsterdam, they would not notice her.
Jim Carrey and Micheal Richard melded into one person.
When Benicio heard “Show us your tits !” from the crowd he was puzzled, but started to strip for his fans. It didn’t even dawn on him that they were screaming it to Salma Hayek. who was five feet in front of him.
Nice wrist tattoo. bozo
I like her tiny bangs!
Oliver is overplaying the the “I’m sorry, I’m old and I can’t control my hands like I use to” excuse. He has been pawing her for ten minutes.
Wilma Flintstone at Prom.
Can cellulite not even spare the children?