The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.19.12

September 19th, 2012 // 522 Comments

“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…

Enjoy your evening,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    “For the third time, I just examined them!”

  2. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    Is England manufacturing women now, because nothing in this photo looks remotely natural?

  3. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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  4. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    ksmack
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    This was Kimberly Stewart “Oh face”

  5. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
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    At this point, the only person Heather scares is Richie Sambora.

  6. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
    Ruckus
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    she stopped for too long and graffiti artists tagged her ass

  7. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Deacon Jones
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    Alex, I’ll take “Blowjobs” for $300 please.

  8. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
    Deacon Jones
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    I just barfed bile into my nasal passages. Who is this, and why is she on my screen?

  9. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    THAT DID IT.

    Striking until there is some real testosterone in this bitch.

  10. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Definitely the first person I’d eat in an apocalypse.

  11. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    I’m not a hairdresser, but after years of living with a woman, Im willing to bet those are hair extensions, and not very good ones at that, MMM-HMMM (snaps fingers, moves hand from right to left).

    • lily

      absolutely. they are hideous and cheap looking..you can see where they are sewn in to the bottom of her scalp

  12. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
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    I give her another year before she’s tossed to the pop music scrap heap with other great music luminaries such as Sigue Sigue Sputnick.

  13. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    It’s like a drug addict took a Bazooka comic strip and… turned it into this mess…

  14. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    “Dammmnn, this fucking paps, always snapping pics of me with my post-nap boner….”

  15. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She took the blue pill.

  16. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
    lala
    Commented on this photo:

    I know there is no relation… but when I look at her face I see bush jr….

  17. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    The Joker made a sad face in her butt crack :(

  18. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
    seriouslynow
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    She’s a fine piece. Her voice is so hot.

  19. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
    Batman
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    Gosh, Talulah.

  20. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Manning… Hee hee hee.

  21. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Worst… and yet funniest final five I’ve seen!

  22. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    I love brainy women.
    - Oliver

  23. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing like being famous for dropping out your mom’s dusty cooter

  24. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    I love brainy women.

  25. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
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    another fine example of the Yoga Pants Ass Illusion. i swear they must weave those things with magical thread

  26. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    Little Tongue
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    Underneat all the shaving, tattoos, jewels and carefully styled image, lies a mom’s ass.

  27. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
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    the entire left side of her body is higher than the right side…….?

  28. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    I would “Peta” her “Murgatroyd”…..bahzing!!!!

  29. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm, time to rent Desperado again.

  30. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    booya
    Commented on this photo:

    What a photobomb

  31. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
    CeceColleen
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    Her face is starting to look a little cat womanesque.

  32. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    Anthony
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    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

  33. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
    Houghton
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    I bet the two in the back were way hotter in their day.

  34. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    “You dirty rat…”

  35. Laura Dern Bikini
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    It is always hard for me to tell which way Dakota Fanning is facing.

  36. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
    Lamya
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    I hope I look like that when I get old.

  37. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh c’mon, no one managed to snap a pic of her struggling to get out of car in that skirt?

  38. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
    hollar
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    Thought this was Ellen Pompeo!

  39. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    Drinklage strikes again!

  40. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Stripes are…distorting?

  41. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hopefully, she’s got her sister’s acting chops. Did you see Sorority Way? She was so compelling.

  42. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    MR-M
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    Man I hoped he grabbed that booby just so I can know what happens to a man when they piss off a billionaire husband.

    That should be like James Bond villain/Dr. Evil shit.

    Than again he is French and probably throws wife swap parties.

  43. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    henry hill
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    Representing their new cop drama “Porkchop & Applesauce”.

  44. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Bigalkie
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    How embarrassing. He must have blown throw his Shield money to have to work on a lame-o show like this.

  45. Laura Dern Bikini
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Still would

  46. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    Bigalkie
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    Hillbilly Chic

  47. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
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    Let me guess, she’s coming out with a new line of perfume and the secret ingredient is ass crack.

  48. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Aaaaaaaaaah, the Soflax is working.

  49. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    Thought it was Goldie Hawn. Same plastic face.

  50. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
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    Saggy boobs, saggy knees…..

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