“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…
Enjoy your evening,
- Photo Boy
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“For the third time, I just examined them!”
Is England manufacturing women now, because nothing in this photo looks remotely natural?
What else are they going to do with all that recycled plastic?
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This was Kimberly Stewart “Oh face”
I’m sure the two of them made a very beautiful baby.
a beautiful baby with flat head.
At this point, the only person Heather scares is Richie Sambora.
she stopped for too long and graffiti artists tagged her ass
Alex, I’ll take “Blowjobs” for $300 please.
I just barfed bile into my nasal passages. Who is this, and why is she on my screen?
I think this woman was my boss once. Her name used to be Janice and she had PMS 24/7.
Houghton, I Just loled.
THAT DID IT.
Striking until there is some real testosterone in this bitch.
Definitely the first person I’d eat in an apocalypse.
I’m not a hairdresser, but after years of living with a woman, Im willing to bet those are hair extensions, and not very good ones at that, MMM-HMMM (snaps fingers, moves hand from right to left).
absolutely. they are hideous and cheap looking..you can see where they are sewn in to the bottom of her scalp
I give her another year before she’s tossed to the pop music scrap heap with other great music luminaries such as Sigue Sigue Sputnick.
It’s like a drug addict took a Bazooka comic strip and… turned it into this mess…
“Dammmnn, this fucking paps, always snapping pics of me with my post-nap boner….”
She took the blue pill.
Clearly she took all the pils.
I know there is no relation… but when I look at her face I see bush jr….
The Joker made a sad face in her butt crack :(
She’s a fine piece. Her voice is so hot.
Gosh, Talulah.
Manning… Hee hee hee.
Worst… and yet funniest final five I’ve seen!
I love brainy women.
- Oliver
Nothing like being famous for dropping out your mom’s dusty cooter
I love brainy women.
another fine example of the Yoga Pants Ass Illusion. i swear they must weave those things with magical thread
stretchy magical thread
Underneat all the shaving, tattoos, jewels and carefully styled image, lies a mom’s ass.
the entire left side of her body is higher than the right side…….?
I would “Peta” her “Murgatroyd”…..bahzing!!!!
Hmmm, time to rent Desperado again.
From Dusk ‘Til Dawn.
What a photobomb
Her face is starting to look a little cat womanesque.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
I bet the two in the back were way hotter in their day.
doubt it.
“You dirty rat…”
exactly!!! lol
Or you could thumbs it up.
It is always hard for me to tell which way Dakota Fanning is facing.
I hope I look like that when I get old.
Oh c’mon, no one managed to snap a pic of her struggling to get out of car in that skirt?
Thought this was Ellen Pompeo!
Holy shit so did I!!! Thank God, I thought I was losing it when nobody said it…
Drinklage strikes again!
Stripes are…distorting?
Hopefully, she’s got her sister’s acting chops. Did you see Sorority Way? She was so compelling.
*Row…whatever.
Rumer has it was in house bunny too I think…??
Man I hoped he grabbed that booby just so I can know what happens to a man when they piss off a billionaire husband.
That should be like James Bond villain/Dr. Evil shit.
Than again he is French and probably throws wife swap parties.
Representing their new cop drama “Porkchop & Applesauce”.
Damn you, Peter Brady.
How embarrassing. He must have blown throw his Shield money to have to work on a lame-o show like this.
You just can’t win with people on this site. If you stop performing (or are perceived to have stopped), “your career is over!” If you continue to perform, it’s only because “you must have blown through all the money you made when you had a hit!” Usually, neither is true (particularly the second).
And our work is done.
Who’s a grumpy baby? *Boops* your nose. :)
Still would
Hillbilly Chic
Let me guess, she’s coming out with a new line of perfume and the secret ingredient is ass crack.
Aaaaaaaaaah, the Soflax is working.
Thought it was Goldie Hawn. Same plastic face.
Saggy boobs, saggy knees…..