The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.19.12

September 19th, 2012 // 522 Comments

“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…

Enjoy your evening,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lindsay Ellingson New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Cock Dr
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    I wonder about the shoes.

  2. Laura Dern Bikini
    Johnny P!
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    She was never a ‘classic’ beauty.
    She was always skinny, and had small boobs.
    She was never a ‘Hollywood Starlet’.
    But man… what a fucking powerhouse actress!

  3. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
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    What a way to celebrate the Jewish New Year with a Jew giving me a boner. It’s a mitzvah.

  4. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Old Shakespear
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    Michael Chiklis and Jason Haws have to be the same guy.

  5. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    chris
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    her legs and ass are so sexy

  6. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Crissy
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    Taryn Mannout…

  7. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Johnny P!
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    I’ve never actually touched a woman’s breasts before, so I’ll assume those are real. :-P

  8. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Crissy
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    I was gonna say: Lucky girl, she’s got a maid and a black guy between her legs, but then I looked again…

  9. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
    BillEBuoy
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    Nice man forearm. geez.

  10. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Johnny P!
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    I miss her. Last thing I saw her in was a Canadian/Brit indie film with Alan Rickman and Sigourney Weaver called “Snowcake”.
    Not a great film, but she was, as always, very hot in it.

  11. Lindsay Ellingson New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
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    I want to pull that string.

  12. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    sexyman48
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    Middle name “ain’t”

  13. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    BillEBuoy
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    Stay classy, Pink

  14. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
    Johnny P!
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    The Scary Movie franchise has become the new Love Boat and Fantasy Island refuge for has-been actors to still be able to get a paycheck.

  15. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Bumbumbum
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    Soon.

  16. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    Old Shakespear
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    Mary Jo Buttafucco? JOEYYYYYYY!

  17. Lindsay Ellingson New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    your mom
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    Dear Rumor Willis,
    This is how you wear that dress. You fail.

  18. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Johnny P!
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    Seen on an ‘off day’… threw something on from the laundry basket, not wearing any makeup…

  19. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
    Cock Dr
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    The dress is awful….like someone vomited a wad of chewed up crayons.

  20. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
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    The unfortunate spawn of the Bruce and Demi. Always depresses me.

  21. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    your mom
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    Everyone should wear vibrating panties on the red carpet. Everyone. And Joan Rivers holds the remotes.

  22. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
    LegMan
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    FTW!

  23. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    Motorboat city.

  24. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Cock Dr
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    She’s either exhausted or wasted.

  25. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
    Old Shakespear
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    She was great as Carl from Slingblade. Thanks for the face covering glasses!

  26. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
    your mom
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    Coco in 3D is a very frightening thought. Someone could get hurt.

  27. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    I hope this public orgasm trend catches on. Anybody have a photo of the puddle on the floor?

  28. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
    your mom
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    Hey Xena, nice fucking cardigan.

  29. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    She has no buttocks.

  30. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    vgrly
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    Ready for her cum shot.. I mean close up.

  31. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
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    Dat ass is the law!

  32. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Need some vaseline on that camera lens ASAP.

  33. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
    PZ
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    I would snaggle her pussy (whatever that means),

  34. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
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    The Fourth Burial of Melquiades Estrada

  35. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    anonym
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    perfect photo, showing him about to grope those

  36. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
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    She is one sexy woman. Spartacus is a must watch and she makes it a must fap.

  37. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    Whoever designed those bolt-ons needs to reference some actual boobies and find a happy medium.

  38. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Old Shakespear
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    Terrella Owens!

  39. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
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    I don’t give a fuck. I would pound that pale ass of hers. she’s fucking sexy!. This is just a bad picture.

  40. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
    Old Shakespear
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    Snooze……..

  41. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
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    She has no ass. Still would.

  42. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
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    Nice doll hair, Ollie.

  43. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
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    It’s Amsterdam, so you know she’s high as a motherfucker.

  44. Daniela Ruah Bikini NCIS Set
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    As Al Pacino: Ruah!

  45. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Old Shakespear
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    I thought Peyton Manning woud look better in a dress than that. Those Popeye arms are killer!

  46. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
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    Now she’s ripping off Winehouse?

  47. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    Those tits are a good distraction.

  48. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    popwilleatitself
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    Another woman gone the way of the circus clown. Complete with balloon tricks

  49. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Tidbit
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    Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

  50. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
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    Poor bastard. He has that look of suddenly becoming aware of his surroundings after sober up.

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