“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…
Enjoy your evening,
- Photo Boy
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I wonder about the shoes.
You would…
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Thanks Shoe Fairy…those were worth a look.
She was never a ‘classic’ beauty.
She was always skinny, and had small boobs.
She was never a ‘Hollywood Starlet’.
But man… what a fucking powerhouse actress!
What a way to celebrate the Jewish New Year with a Jew giving me a boner. It’s a mitzvah.
Mazel Tov!
Michael Chiklis and Jason Haws have to be the same guy.
her legs and ass are so sexy
Taryn Mannout…
I’ve never actually touched a woman’s breasts before, so I’ll assume those are real. :-P
I was gonna say: Lucky girl, she’s got a maid and a black guy between her legs, but then I looked again…
that’s funny.
Hee Haw!!!!!!
Nice man forearm. geez.
I miss her. Last thing I saw her in was a Canadian/Brit indie film with Alan Rickman and Sigourney Weaver called “Snowcake”.
Not a great film, but she was, as always, very hot in it.
I want to pull that string.
Middle name “ain’t”
Stay classy, Pink
The Scary Movie franchise has become the new Love Boat and Fantasy Island refuge for has-been actors to still be able to get a paycheck.
Soon.
Mary Jo Buttafucco? JOEYYYYYYY!
Dear Rumor Willis,
This is how you wear that dress. You fail.
Seen on an ‘off day’… threw something on from the laundry basket, not wearing any makeup…
The dress is awful….like someone vomited a wad of chewed up crayons.
From the Nightmare Collection.
I think it’s a photo taken by a microscopic camera, depicting her vaginal flora situation.
I don’t care one way or the other about her dress, but that material would make a stupendous Hawaiian shirt!
The unfortunate spawn of the Bruce and Demi. Always depresses me.
Everyone should wear vibrating panties on the red carpet. Everyone. And Joan Rivers holds the remotes.
FTW!
I’m afraid I don’t understand…Fuck The World? What the hell does that have to do with anything here?
hahahahahaha
For the Win!!
I thought you were up on your cyber-speak.
Motorboat city.
She’s either exhausted or wasted.
She was great as Carl from Slingblade. Thanks for the face covering glasses!
“…he was just a little boy, mmmhmm…”
Coco in 3D is a very frightening thought. Someone could get hurt.
Coco in 3D? Wouldn’t that be overkill? Or at the very least, redundant?
I hope this public orgasm trend catches on. Anybody have a photo of the puddle on the floor?
Hey Xena, nice fucking cardigan.
She has no buttocks.
Ready for her cum shot.. I mean close up.
Dat ass is the law!
Need some vaseline on that camera lens ASAP.
I would snaggle her pussy (whatever that means),
hahahaha, man that made laugh
The Fourth Burial of Melquiades Estrada
perfect photo, showing him about to grope those
She is one sexy woman. Spartacus is a must watch and she makes it a must fap.
Whoever designed those bolt-ons needs to reference some actual boobies and find a happy medium.
Terrella Owens!
You know whats hilarious, back in the day my remote broke and I watched TO’s terrible show. and he did date this girl!
I don’t give a fuck. I would pound that pale ass of hers. she’s fucking sexy!. This is just a bad picture.
Eye to eye! Dita Von “Tease Me Till I Cry for Mercy!”
Snooze……..
Seriously, can’t this marketing contraption fuck the hell off?
She has no ass. Still would.
Nice doll hair, Ollie.
It’s Amsterdam, so you know she’s high as a motherfucker.
She smoked one onstage of her show. Didn’t let a performance stop her!
With that face you know she’s looking for the UK Cheese.
As Al Pacino: Ruah!
I thought Peyton Manning woud look better in a dress than that. Those Popeye arms are killer!
Now she’s ripping off Winehouse?
she herself has said that she dyed her hair blonde because people kept mistaking her for Winehouse, they’re that similar
Times are tough when you’re being mistaken for a chick they know’s been dead a year.
Those tits are a good distraction.
Yes, thank you! From the rest of the comments, you wouldn’t know she has a decent, braless pair up there.
Another woman gone the way of the circus clown. Complete with balloon tricks
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.
Poor bastard. He has that look of suddenly becoming aware of his surroundings after sober up.