The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.19.12

September 19th, 2012 // 522 Comments

“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…

Enjoy your evening,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    I know she has a biological right to have a crack in her rear, but I still see a camel ass.

  2. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
    fucktard
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    yes please.

  3. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    Just call her Crisco, ’cause she’s fat in the can.

  4. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    Contusion
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    How dou ya like them apples?

  5. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
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    She got hit by the normal truck for sure.

  6. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    Contusion
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    So that’s what they call “performing” now?

  7. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    continu
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    Symmetry in eyes or boobs are overrated

  8. Laura Dern Bikini
    Contusion
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    This is what Ben Harper gets excited about.

  9. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
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    Strangely attracted to this woman and always have been. Unfortunately, she always gives me the impression that she has constant BO.

    • Old Shakespear

      It’s alot like Avril Lavigne and Mariah Carey. They both look like they woud smell like b.o. and yeast.

  10. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Contusion
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    Hello 1986. Good to see you again.

  11. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Contusion
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    Not pictured: Sybian

  12. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Contusion
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    can you imagine what this would look like if she stopped waxing?

  13. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Contusion
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    Welcome back, RuPaul.

  14. Laura Dern Bikini
    YoMamma
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    I thought it was Courtney Love in the thumbnail.

  15. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
    Contusion
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    That IS scary. Good casting.

  16. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    Worst road company of “Guys & Dolls” ever.

  17. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    why won’t this tree take my quarters??

  18. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
    YoMamma
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    Does Demi have naturally big tits? Rumer and Tallulah sure do (and ill fitting bras to boot) but I don’t recall Demi being so stacked. Discuss.

  19. Laura Dern Bikini
    alex
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    From the thumbnail, I assumed it was gwen stefani

  20. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    Let me get this straight…. she plumped up her lips but flattened her ass?

  21. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Minky Wail
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    Looks like Italian “Seinfeld” found its Kramer.

  22. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    fercrissakes! that’s just embarassing.

  23. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    YoMamma
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    So bored with her same old look…

  24. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
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    meh.

  25. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Animal
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    I saw “Savages” and it sucked!

  26. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
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    Must….not….motorboat..

  27. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
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    looks like her tits and her hair hurts.

  28. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    yikes.

  29. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
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    I wonder if she did the Xena yell as she was hitting the wall.

  30. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
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    She may be the most beautiful fucking woman to ever live. The things I would do…

  31. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    He carries the bullfrog gene.

  32. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
    Minky Wail
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    She puts the DD Dredd.

  33. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
    mcdoubler
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    This? This is my +1.

  34. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    Framing his zoom-in.

  35. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    EricLr
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    I’ve never seen a picture that so concisely explained how an actress got a role.

  36. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    EricLr
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    The doctors say I’ve actually symbiotically evolved a new species they’re tentatively calling “ass crabs.”

  37. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    Fucking sexy woman on a fucking awful show.

  38. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    EricLr
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    One is a cop from the 30′s. The other was born in the 30′s. Together they’re fighting crime on NBC this fall!

  39. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    EricLr
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    He must have just come from one of his premieres

  40. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Dave
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    Uh…ya got any gum? AHAHAHAHAHA! Hey Paul! Ya got any gum?

  41. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    The truck in the background had just crashed into Rumor’s chin.

  42. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
    Minky Wail
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    What’s with the purses? Are they part of the Batley Townswomen’s Guild’s re-enactment of ‘The Battle of Pearl Harbor’?

  43. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLr
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    I remember when I used to get an erection when I saw her. Then she married Rob Tapert. That marriage may not last forever, but the thought of her not only banging, but marrying, that dipshit certainly will.

  44. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    EricLr
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    Most ironic last name ever.

  45. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    skunk
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    savage motorboat

  46. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
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    As fucked up as he is, he’s a really good actor.

  47. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
    skunk
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    push push in the bush

  48. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
    BillEBuoy
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    See what marriage does to you?

  49. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    They’re doing an ‘Eraserhead’ re-make?
    Cool!

  50. Laura Dern Bikini
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    Not bad. Would do.

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