“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…
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I know she has a biological right to have a crack in her rear, but I still see a camel ass.
yes please.
Just call her Crisco, ’cause she’s fat in the can.
yes, that is an ancient joke, but still it gives me the lol
How dou ya like them apples?
She got hit by the normal truck for sure.
You should probably watch Spartacus
So that’s what they call “performing” now?
Symmetry in eyes or boobs are overrated
This is what Ben Harper gets excited about.
Strangely attracted to this woman and always have been. Unfortunately, she always gives me the impression that she has constant BO.
It’s alot like Avril Lavigne and Mariah Carey. They both look like they woud smell like b.o. and yeast.
Hello 1986. Good to see you again.
Not pictured: Sybian
can you imagine what this would look like if she stopped waxing?
i’m thinking a feminine chewbacca
Welcome back, RuPaul.
I thought it was Courtney Love in the thumbnail.
Me too!
That IS scary. Good casting.
They’ve got her and they still want Lindsay Lohan?
Worst road company of “Guys & Dolls” ever.
why won’t this tree take my quarters??
Does Demi have naturally big tits? Rumer and Tallulah sure do (and ill fitting bras to boot) but I don’t recall Demi being so stacked. Discuss.
Pretty sure that Demi has got the implants. But not positive because that would involve me knowing waaaay too much about this shit.
Definitely implants. Watch Blame it on Rio, then watch Striptease. Better yet, Google them, and save yourself three hours of agony.
Oh, yeah, definitely implants. I think MST3K had a movie with a pre-augmented Demi.
It does! I have the dvd! :D
I think they come from Bruce.
I’m pretty sure that Bruce had implants, too.
She got them for Strip Tease … and then denied it. Your tits do NOT look like that after 3 kids. She lies like a Kim Kardashian about it.
From the thumbnail, I assumed it was gwen stefani
Let me get this straight…. she plumped up her lips but flattened her ass?
What was Sir Isaac Newton’s third law again? For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction…
Looks like Italian “Seinfeld” found its Kramer.
fercrissakes! that’s just embarassing.
So bored with her same old look…
Apparently she is, too.
meh.
I saw “Savages” and it sucked!
Must….not….motorboat..
looks like her tits and her hair hurts.
yikes.
and “Yikes” again
I wonder if she did the Xena yell as she was hitting the wall.
She may be the most beautiful fucking woman to ever live. The things I would do…
He carries the bullfrog gene.
She puts the DD Dredd.
*in Dredd*
This? This is my +1.
Framing his zoom-in.
I’ve never seen a picture that so concisely explained how an actress got a role.
The doctors say I’ve actually symbiotically evolved a new species they’re tentatively calling “ass crabs.”
Fucking sexy woman on a fucking awful show.
What show??
One is a cop from the 30′s. The other was born in the 30′s. Together they’re fighting crime on NBC this fall!
He must have just come from one of his premieres
Uh…ya got any gum? AHAHAHAHAHA! Hey Paul! Ya got any gum?
The truck in the background had just crashed into Rumor’s chin.
What’s with the purses? Are they part of the Batley Townswomen’s Guild’s re-enactment of ‘The Battle of Pearl Harbor’?
*falls in love with Minky Wail*
I remember when I used to get an erection when I saw her. Then she married Rob Tapert. That marriage may not last forever, but the thought of her not only banging, but marrying, that dipshit certainly will.
Most ironic last name ever.
savage motorboat
As fucked up as he is, he’s a really good actor.
push push in the bush
Adaptation?
See what marriage does to you?
They’re doing an ‘Eraserhead’ re-make?
Cool!
Not bad. Would do.
Gross. Tyrannosaurus wrecked.