The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.19.12

September 19th, 2012 // 522 Comments

“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…

Enjoy your evening,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    rantatonne
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    I would say the event is For ‘scaring’ Children, but isn’t it a little early for Halloween parties?

  2. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
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    How many hours must she spend laying out under the moon to be that pale?

  3. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
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    Congratulations, Mr. Del Toro, you’ve passed the G Force test! Now just two more tests and you’ll officially be an astronaut!

  4. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    continu
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    Seriously? When you know there are a million cameras pointed at you? Even worse than Rafael Nadal.

  5. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Ghost
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    looks like she forgot to take out her vibrating egg before making her entrance to the premiere

  6. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
    mrsmass
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    she has the legs of a 65 year old or Tara Reid.

  7. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
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    Two things I can’t stand: PETA and Murgatroyd. But you put them together, and suddenly, I’m pantless. Go figure!

  8. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    Let’s see…ridiculous glasses, check. car keys, check. 300 pound purse, check. Totally unflattering, poorly fitting tights that I bought at Goodwill, check! Yep, I’ve got everything.

  9. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    it had to be said
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    Selma, I want to explore your grassy knolls.

  10. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
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    Note to all women: Do NOT have sex with Bruce Willis.

  11. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    Benecio :Fish?
    Fish: Yes?
    Benicio: Why do I have to look like this?
    Fish: I don’t know, Benicio, I really don’t know. But you know something? it doesn’t matter. There’s an old saying, a very, very old saying: “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. try to think of that, Benicio when you have all those hookers fawn over you. Say it over and over to yourself. “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”.

  12. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
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    “That reminds me, I need to grab some watermelons before going home. Sweet, tasty watermelons.”

  13. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
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    She should always have her face out of focus or out of view

  14. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    it had to be said
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    Gotta straighten the underwear after pulling that microphone out . . .

  15. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    And scene! And that’s why I believe I should star in the “When Harry Met Sally” Remake!

  16. Daniela Ruah Bikini NCIS Set
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    This can’t be right. Lucy Lawless would never steal an invisible beach chair. Never!

    • Oh thank God! For a moment, I though you were trying to convince us that Lucy Lawless would steal invisible beach chairs. Now that the name is right, I suspect Daniela Ruah has some explaining to do.

  17. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    not as bad as Madonna.

  18. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    rican
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    He really wants that Herman Munster part.

  19. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
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    Justin Bieber needs to lay off the canadian bacon, it’s making his ass look big.

  20. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    meeps!
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    “Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”

  21. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
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    Um, excuse me, my boobs are up HERE! Look at them while you’re talking to me.

  22. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
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    *shrug*

    I’ve pulled it to worse.

  23. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    it had to be said
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    “This suit fit when I bought it.”

  24. Laura Dern Bikini
    it had to be said
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    As always, better Laura than Bruce.

  25. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
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    It’s like Dr. Frankenstein built her in the dark!

  26. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
    guest
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    cause if she didn’t point it out we would never notice…

  27. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Antonio Banderas looks awful.

  28. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    I love that ‘I’ve killed for meth before’ look. It really charges my taser.

  29. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    it had to be said
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    Wonky eyes while she grabs her package? What’s not to like?

  30. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Knowing CBS, I think this is the cast for the upcoming Breaking Bad: NY.

  31. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Urvag
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    Way to class up your nipple for a kids event.

  32. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
    it had to be said
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    “Is my ass in the shot yet?”

  33. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    George P Burdell
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    They’re real – and they’re spectacular!

  34. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Adorable blue suede shoes…and boobs.
    Three boobs.
    Please someone Photoshop that one big boob out of the picture. That’s the bad one.

  35. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    it had to be said
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    Does she bring her own head bag, or do I have to provide that?

  36. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
    George P Burdell
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    She is 18 and has her mother’s knees.

  37. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
    it had to be said
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    This poor girl is the obviously the victim of Kardashian ass harvesting.

  38. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
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    Arnold needs to stop pawing the help.

  39. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
    continu
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    Mash up between Emma Watson and Melissa Joan Hart

  40. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    zomgbie
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    vic mackey!!!!!

  41. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
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    I’m glad it’s that side, I am in no mood to see a penis.

  42. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    it had to be said
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    I believe the things I am thinking of doing to her are illegal in at least 42 states and one territory.

  43. Daniela Ruah Bikini NCIS Set
    Darsch
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    It’s Daniela Ruah dudes…

  44. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    She’s always been one of my faves. So beautiful.

  45. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Cock Dr
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    Dennis Quaid used to be hot as a firecracker.
    *sigh*

  46. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    Casting call for the role of a detective with a tough exterior, but also a heart of gold. Oh, and he has a precocious teen daughter. One more thing, his hottish forty-something neighbor is recently divorced, but wary of men at this stage in her life.

  47. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Exit Only Out the Rear
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    Rumer Willis.

  48. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
    Frank Burns
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    0_0

  49. Irina Shayk Butt Lingerie Lascana
    Creep guy in van
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    All women between the ages of 18-25 and a BMI below 25 should dress like this. Everyone else, wear a burka, please.

  50. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Exit Only Out the Rear
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    fat.

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