The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.19.12

September 19th, 2012 // 522 Comments

“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Words, words, Jon Hamm‘s penis, words, words…

Enjoy your evening,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
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    “Salma, what I have in mind is that your butt chest represent the oppressed immigrant people…. I mean, yeah, you and I are filthy rich but we can still pretend right?”

    • Truth Be Told

      But, would Stone carry a relationship with this Lebanese, and since neither of them nor the cast are Americans nor American Savages, they ALL represent the oppressed immigrants living within America, as does ALL media emanating from within America.

  2. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
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    The shirt’s caption clearly explains what happens to our penises when we see hers…

  3. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
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    Oh, for a second, I thought the backdrop said “Cleavages”.

  4. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
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    Apparently, now sober, he just saw himself in Wolfman with a British accent.

  5. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Ghost
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    Michael Chiklis is seen here doing his impression of John Goodman doing an impression of Marlon Brando

  6. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    Antonio…. You blind blind fool….

  7. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    “Hi, I’m normal and boring and look exactly like your wife. Wanna fuck?”

  8. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    Still hot…

  9. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
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    No, we said “Move your ass!!!” but now that you mention it, move those tits as well…

  10. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    Joe
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    Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

  11. Lady Gaga Cleavage Sunglasses
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Palin in the front, Cyrus in the back.

  12. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
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    Your move, Kardashian.

  13. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    Wow, she looks like a battered doll….

  14. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    If she was facing the other direction, I’m quite sure her name would be Sophia Nobush.

  15. Daniela Ruah Bikini NCIS Set
    A native from her homecountry
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    No way that’s Lucy Lawless.

  16. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    Joe
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    You do some time, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like a criminal. I’m not a criminal.

  17. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
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    Wait, so Keenan Cahill is in Looper too?

  18. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Ghost
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    Mmmm, very nice, very thought provoking

  19. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Where did I leave that stash of peanut M&Ms? *reaches into butt crack* There you are, you little bastards!”

  20. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    ty
    Commented on this photo:

    Your boobs are nice!!! Let me take a peek!! Better yet let me help you lower the dress so I can see what you working with from head to toe!!

  21. Laura Dern Bikini
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    Future Taylor Swift was sent back to kill current Taylor Swift? These Terminator remakes are getting more and more confusing.

  22. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    Horizontal stripes are always a good choice when your figure is best described as amoebic.

  23. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    ty
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    I’ll hit that!!

  24. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
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    Arnold! Look! Rumer Willis!”

    “It’s not a roomah!”

  25. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    Seize the day!

  26. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
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    SAT Question:

    Tallulah is to Rumer as:

    A. Ron Howard is to Clint Howard.
    B. Dyssentery is to Cancer
    C. John Travolta’s balls are to Justin Timberlake’s chin.
    D. Ugly. The answer is ugly.

  27. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Yoga Pants
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    Heavens to Murgatroyd!

  28. Nicola McLean Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    Who photoshopped Barbie’s face onto Kelly Brook’s rack?

  29. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
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    Yes, that does make me dread 3D.

  30. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
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    And to the crowd’s horror, the corpse began to unbutton its jacket.

  31. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
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    She’s aging in dog years.

  32. Benicio Del Toro Savages London Premiere
    rantatonne
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    That look on anyone elses face would be a cause for concern but I suspect this is the usual Benicio.

  33. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    ThisWillHurt
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    Melanie Griffith seen explaining to this tree where she’d like her car valeted.

  34. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Raoul
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    Is this a still from a feminine cleansing commercial?

  35. Heather Locklear Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Set
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    Camels? 1984 called and it said “Stay Classy Heather!”

  36. Taryn Manning Side Boob CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    What are the odds she’s ever left a toddler in a broken down 1987 Chrysler K car while she heads into the Tribal casino to play Let It Ride poker on a Tuesday night?

  37. Tallulah Willis Legs Short Shorts
    Ghost
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    Ugly or Pretty, when they have bodies like this they’re all 10s with the lights off

  38. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
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    Oh. The face. What a shame.

  39. Carrie-Anne Moss CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    Uploading another orgasm, I see.

  40. Salma Hayek Cleavage Oliver Stone Savages London Premiere
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    Oliver: Wow, look at those enormous boobs!
    Salma: I am trying too hard not to look at your enormous bald spot!

  41. Daniela Ruah Bikini NCIS Set
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    Wait. What?

    She was in a picture a few pages back. Are there two Lucy Lawli?

  42. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    catapostrophe
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    Did fries come with that shake?

  43. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress Dredd 3D Screening
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    She’s slowly becoming the funny, blonde version of Kim Kardashian. Funny strange, not funny ha-ha.

    • Honestly, I prefer Coco to Kim. At least Coco doesn’t try to pretend shes serious, awesome, and talented. Coco knows shes a caricature of herself and plays off of it. She knows exactly what she is and sticks to it. I respect that.

  44. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
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    Is Rupert Sanders auditioning her for a role?

  45. Pink Butt Flash Today Show Performance
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    Look! I shaved this side of my head AND this side of my ass!

  46. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
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    This whole day has been a disappointment. And then this.

    I’m going to go home and drink (shhhh…I do that every night…shhhh)

  47. Sophia Bush Butt Tight Dress CBS Fall Premiere Party
    Mr. Poop
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    bush has got a cute tush

  48. Michael Chiklis Fedora Dennis Quaid CBS Fall Premiere Party
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    Michael: Hey look! I look like a 1950 mobster!
    Dennis: And I look like a 1950 year old man!

  49. Lucy Lawless Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Really? I thought Kevin Sorbo was taller than that.”

  50. Jessica White Cleavage New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
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    I don’t get a particularly strong “for children” vibe from this one.

    • Anastasia Beaverhausen

      What are you talking about? She brought the milk. I mean, saline. Kids love that stuff.

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