The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.18.13

September 18th, 2013 // 346 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which has turned out to be probably the most random collection for one of these I’ve ever put together. If you’re a regular viewer of this feature, you know what type of statement that is considering inbred foreign dignitaries and people only famous for doing things to famous penises constantly make it in. Some of the regulars are still here, like Jonah Hill and his girlfriend reaching the farting in front of each other stage or “time to clooney them” as Leo refers to it, and the always reliable Tyrese Gibson hovering in mid-air about to ollie a skateboard off his Jeep’s spare tire. Seriously, how many times have we seen that one? What’s unprecedented, however, is this Richard Branson pic, where it seems he’s ready to announce the disbursement of his billions to the people, for the betterment of society, VIVA LA REVOLUTI– HA! Just kidding, idiots! He’s got more useless shit you absolutely don’t need to sell you while you’re distracted wondering if those two skanks behind him double blow him on his private island.

Man, I bet they do stuff I’ve never even seen onlin– Oh shit, did he say something about 5G?!! Gimmegimmegimme,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Big Sean Naya Rivera Underboob Terry Richardson
    boof
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGTEyjseMD8

    Guess Big Sean changed his mind

  2. Jared Leto Hipster Clothes Marie Claire 25th Anniversary Party
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    He just came from his weekly Vampire: The Masquerade campaign.

  3. Big Sean Naya Rivera Underboob Terry Richardson
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    Big Sean? More like Body of a 12 Year Old Sean.

  4. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage Grabbing Boob Berlin Dugeon Oktoberfest Photoshoot
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    Looks like your standard first scene of a german porno

  5. Jared Leto Hipster Clothes Marie Claire 25th Anniversary Party
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    What a fuckstick

  6. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
    renotastic
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    Just a budding little attention whore hangin’ with her peeps.

  7. Big Sean Naya Rivera Underboob Terry Richardson
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    His thumbs up = mileys tongue

  8. Big Sean Naya Rivera Underboob Terry Richardson
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    We get it whore. Underboob.

  9. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    renotastic
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    “Michael, why don’t you just retire from acting and open a Shakey’s?!”

  10. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
    renotastic
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    “See, if I married less Jewy, my daughter would look like THIS! OH! OH!”

  11. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
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    Fish, you goddamn fucking bastard.

  12. Aaron Paul Full Beard Knit Hat Disneyland
    renotastic
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    “Anti-Semite Jack-o-lantern, Bitch!”

  13. Chris Hemsworth Rush Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
    renotastic
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    “Yes, actually I did all my own stunt driving. 14 hours of sitting everyday. Boy, was my butt THOR!”

  14. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage Grabbing Boob Berlin Dugeon Oktoberfest Photoshoot
    renotastic
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    Nazi zombies have all the fun!

  15. Aaron Paul Full Beard Knit Hat Disneyland
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When he said he was hanging out at Walt’s this weekend, my mind went in a different direction.

  16. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
    gigi
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    …Bono still want the biddy?

  17. Sir Richard Branson Che Guevara Beret Virgin Mobile Press Conference
    Pilin
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    Nice outfit, Axl Rose….

  18. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
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    The Irish are to optometry as the English are to dentists.

  19. Ali Lohan Skinny Black Tights
    amir
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    Very Dark hair and freckles, that’s a different combination

  20. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
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    Penn & Teller have changed style.

  21. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage Grabbing Boob Berlin Dugeon Oktoberfest Photoshoot
    lawn
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    Real beer maids don’t sport ugly bolt-ons

  22. Jared Leto Hipster Clothes Marie Claire 25th Anniversary Party
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    Alanis Morissette is a beast.

  23. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
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    Never go full retard.

  24. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
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    “Well, if THIS doesn’t kill my father, nothing will!”

  25. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
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    Look at those two enormous boobs! And check out the chick’s tits behind them!

  26. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
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    See, pictures like this would come back to haunt a normal person.

  27. Isaiah Mustafa Shirtless Holding Snake Old Spice WildLife Sydney Zoo
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    That snake’s going to have to unhinge its jaw.

  28. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
    Bonky
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    Is she the new Kim Kardashian ?

  29. Jonah Hill Holding Nose In Car With Girlfriend
    KToThaJ
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    “Jonah, for gods sake. I said I’m sorry for eating the last of the French fries”
    “It’s ok, just let me sniff your fingers and everything will be alright”

  30. Selita Ebanks Sideboob Butt Slit Dress New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
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    The New Yorkers for Children Fail Gala.

  31. Ali Lohan Skinny Black Tights
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    lol.
    radio model.

  32. Sir Richard Branson Che Guevara Beret Virgin Mobile Press Conference
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    I see he’s being very careful not to salute with his left hand.

  33. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
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    The only Bono those two need is pro-bono dental work.

  34. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    Hugh Jass
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    Just goes to show you, a 50 year old guy handles the ball better than Tim Tebow

  35. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage Grabbing Boob Berlin Dugeon Oktoberfest Photoshoot
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    Yeah, I grab my tits when I’m terrified, too.

  36. Big Sean Naya Rivera Underboob Terry Richardson
    anonymous
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    Terry Richardson couldn’t talk this bitch out of her clothes? He’s losing his touch.

  37. Big Sean Naya Rivera Underboob Terry Richardson
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    His boots are the only thing big about him.

  38. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
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    If we keep encourage her, she will consider this a life skill

  39. Isaiah Mustafa Shirtless Holding Snake Old Spice WildLife Sydney Zoo
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    Photoshop snake wants to know where is Isaiah Mustafa is going to put that thumb.

  40. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
    cc
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    Clearly, she doesn’t grasp the magic powers of her ass.

  41. Isaiah Mustafa Shirtless Holding Snake Old Spice WildLife Sydney Zoo
    cc
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    That’s boa is about to eat a black mamba with just a hint of Old Spice

  42. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
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    That creature in the middle seriously creeps me the fuck out.

  43. Isaiah Mustafa Shirtless Holding Snake Old Spice WildLife Sydney Zoo
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    The Old Spice logo over the crotch area is excellent advertisement placement. Damn you, Old Spice…how did you know where I’d be looking first?

  44. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    cc
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    ‘Thanks for picking Rush out of the crowd, Chuck…watch this.’

  45. Ali Lohan Skinny Black Tights
    alexxx3488
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    This is what Lena Dunham would look like after a steady diet of cocaine and salad tossing.

  46. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
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    I thought it was Britney Spears, still not sure it is not, I mean, cupcakes.

  47. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
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    Quickly moving on.

  48. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
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    Little did he know the next record that was after this was the dwarf tossing one.

  49. Mary-Louise Parker Esquire Network Launch Party
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    Damn that’s a pretty woman.

  50. Alexander Skarsgard Paying Meter
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    It’s not parking meter rape if it is willing.

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