The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.18.13

September 18th, 2013 // 346 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which has turned out to be probably the most random collection for one of these I’ve ever put together. If you’re a regular viewer of this feature, you know what type of statement that is considering inbred foreign dignitaries and people only famous for doing things to famous penises constantly make it in. Some of the regulars are still here, like Jonah Hill and his girlfriend reaching the farting in front of each other stage or “time to clooney them” as Leo refers to it, and the always reliable Tyrese Gibson hovering in mid-air about to ollie a skateboard off his Jeep’s spare tire. Seriously, how many times have we seen that one? What’s unprecedented, however, is this Richard Branson pic, where it seems he’s ready to announce the disbursement of his billions to the people, for the betterment of society, VIVA LA REVOLUTI– HA! Just kidding, idiots! He’s got more useless shit you absolutely don’t need to sell you while you’re distracted wondering if those two skanks behind him double blow him on his private island.

Man, I bet they do stuff I’ve never even seen onlin– Oh shit, did he say something about 5G?!! Gimmegimmegimme,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage Grabbing Boob Berlin Dugeon Oktoberfest Photoshoot
    EricLR
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    Hope her publicist doesn’t send her to Auschwitz next.

  2. Chris Cooper Red Face Letters To Jackie Premiere
    EricLR
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    Come on, give Ed Asner a great big hug!

  3. Tamara Ecclestone See Through Shirt Bra Baby Bump Jay Rutland
    EricLR
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    These days, a “British socialite” is anyone who can pronounce an “H”

  4. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage Grabbing Boob Berlin Dugeon Oktoberfest Photoshoot
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    I didn’t realize how long her head was until now. Her head looks like it doesn’t belong on her body.

  5. Jared Leto Hipster Clothes Marie Claire 25th Anniversary Party
    EricLR
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    He’s going pirating with Johnny Depp later.

  6. Big Sean Naya Rivera Underboob Terry Richardson
    EricLR
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    What has two thumbs and pedophilia?

  7. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
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    Thats the worst way to clean a boat.

  8. Big Sean Naya Rivera Underboob Terry Richardson
    EricLR
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    Call me nostalgic, but I just love seeing them in chains.

  9. Jonah Hill Holding Nose In Car With Girlfriend
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    He is just smelling the dorito cheese on his fingers.

  10. Big Sean Naya Rivera Underboob Terry Richardson
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    She’s beautiful.

  11. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
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    I…I…….I have no comment.

  12. Sir Richard Branson Che Guevara Beret Virgin Mobile Press Conference
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    Richard Branson: Fuck the poor but I love them anyway “Viva” my bank account.

  13. Big Sean Naya Rivera Underboob Terry Richardson
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    Her face is a different colour than the rest of her body. It looks weird.

  14. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
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    pass.

  15. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
    Joe Blow
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    “HELP!!! RATESUCKER!!!”

  16. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
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    Say what you want about plastic surgery, but she looks AMAZING. Who’s Rascal is she sitting on?

  17. Ali Lohan Skinny Black Tights
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    She really resembles her father.

  18. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
    Joe Blow
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    “A bunch of little pricks under me, one slightly smaller one on top.”

  19. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
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    Its “Yellowteeth” scourge of the toothbrush.

  20. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
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    Warwick Davis stands on top of the daughter of “World’s Unhappiest Dad”.

  21. Jared Leto Hipster Clothes Marie Claire 25th Anniversary Party
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    HUZZAH!

  22. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
    Joe Blow
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    Harpoon away!

  23. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
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    Fun Fact: “Barbados” is Spanish for: “Let’s get drunk and fuck!”

  24. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
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    He throws like a girl with Parkinson’s.

  25. Aaron Paul Full Beard Knit Hat Disneyland
    Joe Blow
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    Who?

  26. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
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    He called her bluff, spread her legs, and just like that, the boat fell out. She would forever be branded “Boat smugglin’ Ho” in that particular circle.

    • crb

      WIN.

      (I was going to say something about her sinking a boat that was so fortunately close to shore, but you sir have killed it!)

  27. Selita Ebanks Sideboob Butt Slit Dress New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
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    such altruism. She never even thinks of herself.

  28. Tyrese Gibson Skateboard On Spare Tire
    Joe Blow
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    Homie, you gotta take your pants off before you pound the Beibs’ ass hard like that!

  29. Chris Cooper Red Face Letters To Jackie Premiere
    Mike Walker
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    A biopic on Fred Norris… who knew.

  30. Alexander Skarsgard Paying Meter
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    A quarter gets him nine months.

  31. Sir Richard Branson Che Guevara Beret Virgin Mobile Press Conference
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    Say what you want, he really knows how to ingratiate himself with the French.

  32. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
    Joe Blow
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    I honestly cannot decide what is the scariest thing about this picture.

  33. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
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    “Y’all see where she scratched the finish last time with that nasty-ass Brillo she got goin’ on down there? Best be keepin’ that bikini on this time.”

  34. Chris Cooper Red Face Letters To Jackie Premiere
    Joe Blow
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    “You know I’m about three seconds from eating your face right off you, right?”

  35. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
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    where the hell do you find peeps in September?

  36. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
    Truk
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    She’s raising a clone to have her soul placed in. It’s the next big thing in hollywood…

  37. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
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    Sadly, Warwick fell short of his world record goal of “most hookers stomped to death on a bed of nails”.

    Get it? Fell short? Hah, nailed it! Get it? NAILED IT!!

  38. Big Sean Naya Rivera Underboob Terry Richardson
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    Call me Big Sean now, cuz I be popping mad muscle,
    But yo, why my fans always be callin’ me Lil’ Twink?

  39. Alexander Skarsgard Paying Meter
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    He’s not paying, he just stuck his dick in it and broke it.

  40. Chris Cooper Red Face Letters To Jackie Premiere
    Hugh Jass
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    Dina Lohan’s latest mugshot.

  41. Tyrese Gibson Skateboard On Spare Tire
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    Awe man…did the rapture only take black people this time?

  42. Ali Lohan Skinny Black Tights
    Hugh Jass
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    Shemp Lohan

  43. Aaron Paul Full Beard Knit Hat Disneyland
    Josephus
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    Pedophile, BITCH!

  44. Tamara Ecclestone See Through Shirt Bra Baby Bump Jay Rutland
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    could be worse…it could have been a photo of New Jersey socialites.

  45. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    Echo5
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    Miley Cyrus thowing a football after shitter fisting herself.
    With Parkinsons.

  46. Jared Leto Hipster Clothes Marie Claire 25th Anniversary Party
    Josephus
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    They say you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. I guess that means there’s a movie out there featuring Jesus Christ exposing himself to strangers.

  47. Chris Cooper Red Face Letters To Jackie Premiere
    SER
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    Maniacal Laugh…Maniacal Laugh…

  48. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
    Echo5
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    Fire Walk With Me is getting a sequel?

  49. Jared Leto Hipster Clothes Marie Claire 25th Anniversary Party
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    …and for my next trick, I will change myself into a normal person! Hah, just kidding, I’m still a douche.

  50. Chris Hemsworth Rush Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
    SER
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    Rock beats scissors?

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