The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.18.13

September 18th, 2013 // 346 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which has turned out to be probably the most random collection for one of these I’ve ever put together. If you’re a regular viewer of this feature, you know what type of statement that is considering inbred foreign dignitaries and people only famous for doing things to famous penises constantly make it in. Some of the regulars are still here, like Jonah Hill and his girlfriend reaching the farting in front of each other stage or “time to clooney them” as Leo refers to it, and the always reliable Tyrese Gibson hovering in mid-air about to ollie a skateboard off his Jeep’s spare tire. Seriously, how many times have we seen that one? What’s unprecedented, however, is this Richard Branson pic, where it seems he’s ready to announce the disbursement of his billions to the people, for the betterment of society, VIVA LA REVOLUTI– HA! Just kidding, idiots! He’s got more useless shit you absolutely don’t need to sell you while you’re distracted wondering if those two skanks behind him double blow him on his private island.

Man, I bet they do stuff I’ve never even seen onlin– Oh shit, did he say something about 5G?!! Gimmegimmegimme,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage Grabbing Boob Berlin Dugeon Oktoberfest Photoshoot
    Commented on this photo:

    If I was a zombie I would eat enormous tits too.

  2. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
    Dick Nose
    Commented on this photo:

    You’d need an entire exploration team to navigate your way down that scary fucking happy trail

  3. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish my bachelor party was this cool…

  4. Mary-Louise Parker Esquire Network Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Love her!

  5. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody told me that there are two funny looking dudes wearing shades in the picture, but I didn’t notice.

  6. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you think I’ll be able to drive the DeLorean again someday, Doc?

    Sure, champ, sure [hides a tear]

  7. Jared Leto Hipster Clothes Marie Claire 25th Anniversary Party
    Commented on this photo:

    All ready for the Renaissance Fair.

  8. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
    FtG
    Commented on this photo:

    “Gee, I can’t believe Joan Rivers is taking me back to her place.”
    “You did say your blood type was O negative, right?”

  9. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    West Hollywood is the kind of place where if you stand still too long, you’ll end up with one of these on you car.

  10. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage Grabbing Boob Berlin Dugeon Oktoberfest Photoshoot
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Everything was fine until Dina Lohan showed up.

  11. Chris Hemsworth Rush Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
    Commented on this photo:

    “What do you mean ‘She’s defiled this microphone as well’?”

  12. Aaron Paul Full Beard Knit Hat Disneyland
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll pay you $50 to call Minnie Mouse a bitch.

  13. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are serious looking orthopaedic footwear the girl is rocking.

  14. Ali Lohan Skinny Black Tights
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    She knew Greg the paparazzo was just flattering her when he told her that she didn’t look like a heroin addict on a year-long juice cleanse, but she still smiled anyway.

  15. Selita Ebanks Sideboob Butt Slit Dress New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    Children love side ass shots.

  16. Selita Ebanks Sideboob Butt Slit Dress New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not a dress to get all shy about after you’re already stitched into it.

  17. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Verne Troyer is missing? Don’t look at me. Don’t know anything about it.

  18. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    Commented on this photo:

    People with Parkinson’s I can make fun of, but I can’t talk shit about MJF.

  19. Mary-Louise Parker Esquire Network Launch Party
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    There is some industrial-strength crazy behind that smile.

  20. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
    Pickle Nose
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks a lot like a young version of her mom here. I’m in.

  21. Ali Lohan Skinny Black Tights
    Margaret
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks different with every photo. i think there are about six “ali lohan’s and they didn’t really put a lot of effort into the casting.

  22. Jonah Hill Holding Nose In Car With Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    The smell when Jonah discovers a new fold of fat is unbearable.

  23. Alexander Skarsgard Paying Meter
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not a parking meter. It’s the “Please Take a Number” machine outside of his house.

  24. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ah hurt ma back! Im paralyzed, I cant walk!”

    “tsh….bitch we been here since yesterday”

  25. Jonah Hill Holding Nose In Car With Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    She must have farted, because I’m sure his are an olfactory treasure.

  26. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t worry. I’m sure she can swim.

  27. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
    Margaret
    Commented on this photo:

    dumber and dumbererer.

  28. Sir Richard Branson Che Guevara Beret Virgin Mobile Press Conference
    Commented on this photo:

    French whores. Good enough for Ben Franklin, good enough for me.

  29. Jonah Hill Holding Nose In Car With Girlfriend
    Kel
    Commented on this photo:

    It wasn’t Jonah. Jonah doesn’t fart, but when he does it smells like sufganiyots.

  30. Aaron Paul Full Beard Knit Hat Disneyland
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, that’s the scariest jack-o-lantern I’ve ever seen.

  31. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
    Emma Watson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    Rose McGowan never looked hotter and so feminine in so many years.

  32. Tamara Ecclestone See Through Shirt Bra Baby Bump Jay Rutland
    Commented on this photo:

    Who are these fucks? Limey Heidi and Spencer?

  33. Selita Ebanks Sideboob Butt Slit Dress New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s nice that she’s thinking of the children.

  34. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she auditioning for a new “Wolfman” movie?

  35. Jonah Hill Holding Nose In Car With Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks like a one-hitter he’s got in his hand.

  36. Jonah Hill Holding Nose In Car With Girlfriend
    Billy Blaze
    Commented on this photo:

    serious actors don’t smoke vapor pens Jonah, they smoke blunts!

  37. Jonah Hill Holding Nose In Car With Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    “Did this fuckin’ GPS just call me Seth Rogen? This fuckin’ GPS thinks I’m Seth Rogen!”

    *sigh* “If only…”

  38. Tyrese Gibson Skateboard On Spare Tire
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    That would be a helluva vertical if he were white.

  39. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Bono introduces toothless Shane to his tooth transplant donor.

  40. Jonah Hill Holding Nose In Car With Girlfriend
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he caught a brief whiff of his own ego.

  41. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the fun house mirror version of Corey Feldman and his tramp of the week

  42. Sir Richard Branson Che Guevara Beret Virgin Mobile Press Conference
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate it when rich people play dress up.

  43. Chris Hemsworth Rush Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
    Commented on this photo:

    “This microphone smells like Miley.”

  44. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage Grabbing Boob Berlin Dugeon Oktoberfest Photoshoot
    Commented on this photo:

    Right now, there must be one guy aroused by her on the right.

  45. Chris Cooper Red Face Letters To Jackie Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “You hear about Zac?”

    “Yeah, he checked himself into rehab.”

    “I told you our dealer didnt fuck around. It’s good shit, amiright?”

    “Fuck yeah, let’s go chain-smoke cigarettes”

    “Sold motherfucker”

  46. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
    Art Crow
    Commented on this photo:

    Just think how many aliens could fit inside his rib cage.

  47. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Try to guess which were born males and which were born females. I think you’ll be delightfully surprised.

  48. Chris Hemsworth Rush Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh shit, someone asked him to spell the title again.

  49. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok I’ll say it I bet he can shake up a mean Margarita. there crossed the hot coals on that one.

  50. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
    Art Crow
    Commented on this photo:

    Joan Rivers with Howard Stern’s next wife.

Leave A Comment