The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.18.13

September 18th, 2013 // 346 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which has turned out to be probably the most random collection for one of these I’ve ever put together. If you’re a regular viewer of this feature, you know what type of statement that is considering inbred foreign dignitaries and people only famous for doing things to famous penises constantly make it in. Some of the regulars are still here, like Jonah Hill and his girlfriend reaching the farting in front of each other stage or “time to clooney them” as Leo refers to it, and the always reliable Tyrese Gibson hovering in mid-air about to ollie a skateboard off his Jeep’s spare tire. Seriously, how many times have we seen that one? What’s unprecedented, however, is this Richard Branson pic, where it seems he’s ready to announce the disbursement of his billions to the people, for the betterment of society, VIVA LA REVOLUTI– HA! Just kidding, idiots! He’s got more useless shit you absolutely don’t need to sell you while you’re distracted wondering if those two skanks behind him double blow him on his private island.

Man, I bet they do stuff I’ve never even seen onlin– Oh shit, did he say something about 5G?!! Gimmegimmegimme,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
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    ^^ Raises hand and volunteers.

  2. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
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    Her dad already calls her Sugar Nips.

  3. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
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    Stephanie Hawking.

  4. Isaiah Mustafa Shirtless Holding Snake Old Spice WildLife Sydney Zoo
    broduhjenner
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    now that’s a trouser snake

  5. Ali Lohan Skinny Black Tights
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    And she is supposed to be a model?
    For what, the vampire starvation diet?

    Nasty.

  6. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    Where's Dildo
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    Nope. I’m not going to be the one to sacrifice myself to the fires of hell with an MJ Fox/Parkinsons joke, just to get into MIP.

  7. Isaiah Mustafa Shirtless Holding Snake Old Spice WildLife Sydney Zoo
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    He seems to be enjoying the Steve Irwin celebrity tour package….for now.

  8. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
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    Tim Tebow biopic.

  9. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
    Hugh Jass
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    If my daughter was posting this shit to Instagram, I’d beat up the paparazzi too.

  10. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
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    Everyone seems pretty enthralled with the Vag.

  11. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
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    WTF? I didn’t recognize her at all. I thought it was Holly Madison or something.

  12. Aaron Paul Full Beard Knit Hat Disneyland
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    Disney, Bitch!

  13. Isaiah Mustafa Shirtless Holding Snake Old Spice WildLife Sydney Zoo
    Hugh Jass
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    I drape my dick over my shoulders too.

  14. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
    broduhjenner
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    um, that’s not gonna make him the world’s tallest man.

  15. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
    Hugh Jass
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    Being 103 years old doesn’t seem so bad.

  16. Alexander Skarsgard Paying Meter
    broduhjenner
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    if I were a parking meter, I would let him park it over and over again for free.

  17. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
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    Apparently, due to the time change and stuff, it’s already Halloween in Ireland.

  18. Isaiah Mustafa Shirtless Holding Snake Old Spice WildLife Sydney Zoo
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    This looks photoshopped.

  19. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
    broduhjenner
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    im surprised the boat isn’t tipping the other way.

  20. Jared Leto Hipster Clothes Marie Claire 25th Anniversary Party
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    HAHAHAHAHA.

    Try. Harder.

  21. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
    Hugh Jass
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    In the next picture, the world’s heaviest man steps on Teen Mom.

  22. Warwick Davis Standing On Woman Wearing Lingerie Guinness World Records Book Launch Party
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    Third Law of Thermal-Dwarfism. Regardless of career success the vertically challenged person will always end their career exploiting their size for the amusement of non Dwarfs. Sorry Dinklage.

  23. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
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    Peeps ruin everything.

  24. Tyrese Gibson Skateboard On Spare Tire
    broduhjenner
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    lol I thought it was r. kelly believing he can fly.

  25. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
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    I’m not touching this one.

  26. Alexander Skarsgard Paying Meter
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    Wow, he even inserts a quarter with sexy style.

  27. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
    Hugh Jass
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    Watch out, that neighborhood watch dude is back.

  28. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
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    I love that old bitch.

  29. Alexander Skarsgard Paying Meter
    Cock Dr
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    One wonders if all of his many children will also have heads too small for their elongated bodies.

  30. Fantasia Barrino Bikini
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    The Barbados swim team is still defying Olympic authorities by using a boat.

  31. Aaron Paul Full Beard Knit Hat Disneyland
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    Methy Mouse!

  32. Isaiah Mustafa Shirtless Holding Snake Old Spice WildLife Sydney Zoo
    Dirk Diggler
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    This looks fake enough to be a screenshot from Gta

  33. Ali Lohan Skinny Black Tights
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    Bullshit. That’s Liz Lemon.

  34. Selita Ebanks Sideboob Butt Slit Dress New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala
    Hugh Jass
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    That’s what happens when you make a dress out of Kim Kardashian’s handkerchief.

  35. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
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    Corey Feldman is clearly having a stroke in this picture. Why are Bono and that werewolf lady not helping him? TIME LOSS EQUALS BRAIN LOSS PEOPLE!

  36. Joan Rivers Riding Scooter Female Fan On Lap
    Dildo Baggins
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    I’d still fuck the shit out of her

  37. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
    EricLR
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    This picture is a summary of what every conversation with her is like. And at some point, no matter how much you try to avoid it, you *will* have to talk to her (if for no other reason than to ask her if she has any diseases you should be aware of). Just keep that in mind.

  38. Jonah Hill Holding Nose In Car With Girlfriend
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    “Yeah. I’m sorry. I’ll roll down a window. Have you ever met DiCaprio…”

  39. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
    Tiggles
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    Worst ‘Twilight’ sequel casting ever.

  40. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
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    Are we sure this isn’t Jonah Hill’s girlfriend?

  41. Jonah Hill Holding Nose In Car With Girlfriend
    Hugh Jass
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    He who smelled it, dealt it.

  42. Isaiah Mustafa Shirtless Holding Snake Old Spice WildLife Sydney Zoo
    EricLR
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    Terry Crews is the only Old Spice man I recognize.

  43. Shane MacGowan Victoria Mary Clarke Bono Amnesty International Announces The Ambassador Of Conscience Award Event
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    They should all be fed to starving people in the third world. Bono would want it that way.

  44. Ireland Baldwin Cupcake Titties Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    When can I admit that I masturbate to her instagram page?

  45. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
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    I thought his only handicap was Parkinson’s?

  46. Isaiah Mustafa Shirtless Holding Snake Old Spice WildLife Sydney Zoo
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    He should really get that looked at. It’s not supposed to curve that way.

  47. Mary-Louise Parker Esquire Network Launch Party
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    Smokin’ hot. Get it? Because she was on a show called “Weeds” and you smoke weed? I’ll let myself out.

  48. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    asdasda
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    poor, michael. all the best doctors and treatments money can buy wont change the fact that you throw like a girl.

  49. Sir Richard Branson Che Guevara Beret Virgin Mobile Press Conference
    Hugh Jass
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    The next person who tells me that money doesn’t make you happy is getting a punch in the mouth.

  50. Alexander Skarsgard Paying Meter
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    I’ve never seen a pregnant parking meter before.

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