Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring She Who Shall Not Be Looked At probably because foreigners give her the evil eye (She senses you, lady!), Blake Lively still wearing a bikini, Ari’s wife who shouldn’t be wearing one and a Final Five that hopefully makes up for that.
Run home, Charlie!
- The Superficial
P.S. Yes, I’ve heard about the Mila Kunis hacked photos featuring Justin Timberlake. They’re not popping up anywhere yet, but going off the description, I’m chalking it up to a marketing stunt for Friends With Benefits for now. “Oh, look, it’s just her head in a bathtub while JT is a silly man! If only there was a movie like this!” Will post if anything develops.
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PhotoBoy must be tired after that. Give the man a towel, a beer & some nuts.
what a strange camel toe
*barf*
Oh, sorry, was this supposed to be funny?
The lady behind her shoulder, ” Christ protect my children from the Satan that is Madonna. Kids run!”
Those nipples could hurt a man badly.
Joy Behar looks really pissed off
Shatner is so going to nail that at the next Star Trek reuinion.
She’s looked a lot worse.
Note to blogger: we want shots of the shoes like men want shots of the butts.
I notice you didn’t make that demand under the Shauna Sand pic.
She was pretty hot looking in that last scene in the Entourage finale.
What can I say? The bitch hates hydrangeas and subcutaneous fat.
Avatar :30 years and 300 pounds after the first movie.
Tweedle Dee, the new collection from Ralph Lauren.
Stick a fork in him because he is done. Yuck.
Totally!!
What the hell is that thing she’s wearing on her groin??? It looks like some sort of medieval contraption to keep cocks out. Which begs the question, is it necessary???
I believe those are her pockets
There are going to be posters on here saying she is average, but I would love to hit that. Damn she looks sexy.
I shall do the unthinkable. not throwing up at looking at you . or even jerking off to you. but by looking at you and throwing hydrangeas at you.
This is his “UnaBomber” look. That’ll bring the chicks in for sure.
Ok seriously. This post should have been titled “Things men do not want to have sex with…”
“Who’s ready for a moustache ride?!”
I kinda turned on by this pic.
Are you George Clooney or something?
Hummm And all this time you thought I was the famous brother??? Get outta here…
Tortoise shell hair? Interesting…
what!!! and Amanda Seyfried did not call anyone a homo for looking at this?
Her sex tape was not bad.
I wonder what her rental rates are?
yes it was. lame and boring.
Look, guys! He can’t fight! Stop asking me. I kick his ass on a daily basis! Raccoon eyes are becoming his fashion statement.
“Ben get your gay-ass hair cut over here!”… Gosh, our daughter looks more masculine (mumbles to self)
Is she in a funhouse mirror?
Her face is all askew.
More proof that all the plastic surgeons, dentists, trainers, stylists and nutritionists can only do so much. You can’t start from scratch and you can’t turn back the hands of time.
“quick, who am I? Sarah Palin! WHO WANTS TO FIGHT D BO!?!?”
He got knocked the fuck out.
She is just a few shades of hair color away from Joan Rivers…
Ha! I think she is turning into Joan Rivers.
The good news is she can be shot for another two months.
I’ll bet a lot of guys would like to go “down under” with her.
Very cute.
Have no idea who she is.
Ugly-assed trannie. Get RuPaul’s number, follow her advice.
Hello, I’m Mister Ed
She looks like an old Jewish grandmother.
How retarded is this chick?
What is with the number tattoos on her fingers?
I don’t know who the fuck this is, but I like the premise of the photo shoot.
Get rid of the shoes and the suit and we’ll have liftoff!
“Oh Jude, your moustache ride is amazing!”
She wore practical footwear for the day’s activity. How strange.
I’m pretty sure she could nip through quarter inch steel plate. Which isn’t all bad, although she’d probably give the plate syph.
yeah, but can she nip through the domino’s box those nipples were originally housed in?
Those knees remind me of the two old guys in the balcony on the Muppet Show.
STATLER: The name of her band is Hole?
WALDORF: No, that’s where her band belongs!
STATLER and WALDORF: Aw-haw-haw-haw!
LOL
OMG, the horror.
Sir, that’s not a bong.
It’s a cock pump!
“Wait, do you guys want sausage, or pepperoni? What?”
I just recently discovered that I am in fact a “squirter”, and it happens every single time. My slave/husband says he doesn’t mind the mess I make and he actually finds it kind of attractive.
I’m sorry—is that a caption for Ashlee Simpson, or are you just speaking for yourself?
Who?
Mmmmm, tasty. Thanks for 2 days of Bar.
Good thing she’s wearing her safety goggles. Everyone says you look like a dork in them, but what will they say when a shard to metal flies into THEIR eye?
aint that steve hawking’s kid?
“Damn. I should TOTALLY have ordered that . . .”
Not pictured: Bus Bunny driving a steam roller