The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.14.11

September 14th, 2011 // 478 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring She Who Shall Not Be Looked At probably because foreigners give her the evil eye (She senses you, lady!), Blake Lively still wearing a bikini, Ari’s wife who shouldn’t be wearing one and a Final Five that hopefully makes up for that.

Run home, Charlie!

- The Superficial

P.S. Yes, I’ve heard about the Mila Kunis hacked photos featuring Justin Timberlake. They’re not popping up anywhere yet, but going off the description, I’m chalking it up to a marketing stunt for Friends With Benefits for now. “Oh, look, it’s just her head in a bathtub while JT is a silly man! If only there was a movie like this!” Will post if anything develops.

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kirstie Alley Runway Blue Dress
    Cock Dr
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    PhotoBoy must be tired after that. Give the man a towel, a beer & some nuts.

  2. Perry Reeves Bikini Nipples
    rican
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    what a strange camel toe

  3. Nicki Minaj No Pants
    Cock Dr
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    *barf*
    Oh, sorry, was this supposed to be funny?

  4. Madonna See Through Pants
    Tracey
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    The lady behind her shoulder, ” Christ protect my children from the Satan that is Madonna. Kids run!”

  5. Shauna Sand Nipples
    Cock Dr
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    Those nipples could hurt a man badly.

  6. Kathy Griffin TIFF InStyle Party
    rican
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    Joy Behar looks really pissed off

  7. Kirstie Alley Runway Blue Dress
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    Shatner is so going to nail that at the next Star Trek reuinion.

  8. Courtney Love Skinny
    Cock Dr
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    She’s looked a lot worse.
    Note to blogger: we want shots of the shoes like men want shots of the butts.

  9. Perry Reeves Bikini Nipples
    glassman
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    She was pretty hot looking in that last scene in the Entourage finale.

  10. Madonna See Through Pants
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    What can I say? The bitch hates hydrangeas and subcutaneous fat.

  11. Kirstie Alley Runway Blue Dress
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    Avatar :30 years and 300 pounds after the first movie.

  12. Olivia Munn Cleavage US Open
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    Tweedle Dee, the new collection from Ralph Lauren.

  13. Jude Law Moustache
    Cock Dr
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    Stick a fork in him because he is done. Yuck.

  14. Madonna See Through Pants
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    What the hell is that thing she’s wearing on her groin??? It looks like some sort of medieval contraption to keep cocks out. Which begs the question, is it necessary???

  15. Olivia Munn Cleavage US Open
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    There are going to be posters on here saying she is average, but I would love to hit that. Damn she looks sexy.

  16. Madonna See Through Pants
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    I shall do the unthinkable. not throwing up at looking at you . or even jerking off to you. but by looking at you and throwing hydrangeas at you.

  17. Bradley Cooper Hoodie Sunglasses US Open
    Cock Dr
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    This is his “UnaBomber” look. That’ll bring the chicks in for sure.

  18. Courtney Love Skinny
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    Ok seriously. This post should have been titled “Things men do not want to have sex with…”

  19. Jude Law Moustache
    Nobody Important
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    “Who’s ready for a moustache ride?!”

  20. Perry Reeves Bikini Nipples
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    I kinda turned on by this pic.

  21. Jerry OConnell
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    Hummm And all this time you thought I was the famous brother??? Get outta here…

  22. Nicki Minaj No Pants
    Venom
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    Tortoise shell hair? Interesting…

  23. Tiny Lister Leg Lamp
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    what!!! and Amanda Seyfried did not call anyone a homo for looking at this?

  24. Shauna Sand Nipples
    Venom
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    Her sex tape was not bad.
    I wonder what her rental rates are?

  25. Jennifer Garner Cleavage
    Alex
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    Look, guys! He can’t fight! Stop asking me. I kick his ass on a daily basis! Raccoon eyes are becoming his fashion statement.

  26. Jennifer Garner Cleavage
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    “Ben get your gay-ass hair cut over here!”… Gosh, our daughter looks more masculine (mumbles to self)

  27. Kreashawn Glasses
    sparkymcgee
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    Is she in a funhouse mirror?

    Her face is all askew.

  28. Kathy Griffin TIFF InStyle Party
    Cock Dr
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    More proof that all the plastic surgeons, dentists, trainers, stylists and nutritionists can only do so much. You can’t start from scratch and you can’t turn back the hands of time.

  29. Tiny Lister Leg Lamp
    guy rossi
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    “quick, who am I? Sarah Palin! WHO WANTS TO FIGHT D BO!?!?”

  30. Kathy Griffin TIFF InStyle Party
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    She is just a few shades of hair color away from Joan Rivers…

  31. Nicki Minaj No Pants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The good news is she can be shot for another two months.

  32. Jesinta Campbell Bikini Car Wash
    Cock Dr
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    I’ll bet a lot of guys would like to go “down under” with her.
    Very cute.
    Have no idea who she is.

  33. Nicki Minaj No Pants
    it had to be said
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    Ugly-assed trannie. Get RuPaul’s number, follow her advice.

  34. Kathy Griffin TIFF InStyle Party
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    Hello, I’m Mister Ed

  35. Kreashawn Glasses
    Venom
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    She looks like an old Jewish grandmother.

    How retarded is this chick?
    What is with the number tattoos on her fingers?

  36. Jesinta Campbell Bikini Car Wash
    sparkymcgee
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    I don’t know who the fuck this is, but I like the premise of the photo shoot.

  37. Jennifer Garner Cleavage
    Nobody Important
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    “Oh Jude, your moustache ride is amazing!”

  38. Jesinta Campbell Bikini Car Wash
    Cock Dr
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    She wore practical footwear for the day’s activity. How strange.

  39. Shauna Sand Nipples
    it had to be said
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    I’m pretty sure she could nip through quarter inch steel plate. Which isn’t all bad, although she’d probably give the plate syph.

  40. Courtney Love Skinny
    it had to be said
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    Those knees remind me of the two old guys in the balcony on the Muppet Show.

  41. Kathy Griffin TIFF InStyle Party
    Venom
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    OMG, the horror.

  42. Tiny Lister Leg Lamp
    it had to be said
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    Sir, that’s not a bong.

  43. Jason Schwartzman Beard Toothpick
    it had to be said
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    “Wait, do you guys want sausage, or pepperoni? What?”

  44. Ashlee Simpson Cleavage Tight Dress
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    I just recently discovered that I am in fact a “squirter”, and it happens every single time. My slave/husband says he doesn’t mind the mess I make and he actually finds it kind of attractive.

  45. Kreashawn Glasses
    Fletch
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    Who?

  46. Bar Refaeli Cleavage See Through Dress
    Fletch
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    Mmmmm, tasty. Thanks for 2 days of Bar.

  47. Kreashawn Glasses
    it had to be said
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    Good thing she’s wearing her safety goggles. Everyone says you look like a dork in them, but what will they say when a shard to metal flies into THEIR eye?

  48. Kreashawn Glasses
    Jonn Jonzz
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    aint that steve hawking’s kid?

  49. Jerry OConnell
    it had to be said
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    “Damn. I should TOTALLY have ordered that . . .”

  50. Kreashawn Glasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Not pictured: Bus Bunny driving a steam roller

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