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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?
Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!
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It looks like DiCaprio has been holding onto that ponytail from behind for WAY too long
COCONUTS!
Coco is in New York, but her tits are in Florida.
Its too flat.
oh, wait…i thought they were the same person.
Just one more manufactured pop star. At least until the last few years, they actually had talent.
She’s talented. Truly unique. Kind of the anti-Gaga.
Disgusting.
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you come see my shitty sequel now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Dr. Phirrelevant
If he’d dressed as Schindler, nobody would’ve shown up.
The Reluctant Cocksman
That empty bottle of Gatorade has more name recognition than he does.
That ‘gate’ hasn’t been secure since middle school, I’m sure.
You’ve spotted me with my doppelganger. This should have never happened, us being in the same picture, but it has. And now it is time for you to be wondering your fate. Because now that you have seen us together, the future is unknown for you my friend. The future is unknown for you.
Who’s that old dude?
Mmmm…. pie.
Her knees look “used”.
What is that?