The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.12.12

September 12th, 2012 // 559 Comments

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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?

Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    Joaquin ingles
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    I just saw her stupid commercial. Did she recently have a stroke or something? Dentures?

  2. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
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    Spit or swallow but don’t walk around with it.

  3. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    She just sharted.

  4. Rihanna Butt Booty Shorts
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    Idiot.

  5. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
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    You can swallow. We won’t think less of you……

  6. Amy Adams Nipple Slip The Master Premiere
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    I don’t know about the “master”, but there is a “mastur” in the word that describes what I do when I think about her.

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    Blech
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    How many pairs of those boots does she have?

  8. Jenna Dewan Cleavage Fashion Week
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    She’s beautiful.

  9. Bridgette Marquardt Cleavage Legs Minidress Fashion Week
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    She looks pretty good.

  10. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    She has permanent blowjob face.

  11. Jennie Garth Sports Bra Midriff
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    That’s right, baby. Stay sexy.

  12. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
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    She’s so fucking sexy.

  13. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    I want to make her climb that chain link fence.

  14. Emmanuelle Chriqui Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Forever cute. I need to see her nude before those looks fade away.

  15. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    BB
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    Her new hit: “Stuck in the 80′s”…

  16. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    BB
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    When she’s told to haul her ass she has to make two trips…

  17. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    BB
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    If she’d be wearing high heels – she’d topple over!

  18. Amy Childs Cleavage
    question
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    am i the only one who finds her really attractive?

  19. Justin Bieber
    spartacus
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    Am I allowed to say “stupid little cunt”?

  20. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    spartacus
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    “I get paid to play pretend”

  21. Justin Bieber
    mbcl
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    “Who asked if they can push in my stool ?”

  22. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
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    Wait—The Internship stars Owen Wilson AND Vince Vaughn? I can already tell this movie will blow chunks.

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
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    I have to take off my hat when I go through a metal detector because I might be smuggling something dangerous under it, but I’ll bet she doesn’t have to lift her skirt, even though there’s a lot more—a lot more—inside there you can hide than could fit under my hat. TSA rules totally make sense.

  24. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
    mbcl
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    “Oh my god !, I swear I can see right through Mario’s head”

  25. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
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    If this is how evangelical Christians are converting gay people now…well, I know I should still be disapproving, but I’m not sure I can.

  26. Jenna Dewan Cleavage Fashion Week
    lalalalala
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    Forgettable face.

  27. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    tlmck
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    I would say she has turned into a caricature of her former self, but that would be impossible.

  28. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
    tlmck
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    She enjoys purple nurples.

  29. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    pinquett
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    sexy sexy man…i want him!

  30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    amir
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    I imagine her smelling like bacon.

  31. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
    tlmck
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    Unfortunately for Mario, he is about 15 years too old for her.

  32. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
    tlmck
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    Proof that most women grow up to look just like their mom.

  33. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    tlmck
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    Practicing for Mardi Gras?

  34. Emmanuelle Chriqui Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    tlmck
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    Looks like she had a decent night.

  35. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Loni Anderson went ginger?

  36. Erin Heatherton Bikini
    tlmck
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    Meh.

  37. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
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    Snooki’s boobs got big.

  38. Kate Middleton
    Oz Matters
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    Same feeling I get after having the Murtabak at the Zam Zam restaurant in the Arab Street District. Its fantastic but whoa.

  39. Justin Bieber
    Oz Matters
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    Judging by how far down his pants are, I am guessing this is some kind of weirdo Karaoke toilet only a German could invent.

    • Radadoon

      Was thinking along the same lines… Sick of this kid trying to emulate black rappers in order to give him ‘street cred’. Dude is from Canada and has never dealt with hard times in his life. Be yourself and stop trying to be something you are not.

  40. Aida Turturro
    Guest
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    That’s not Aida Turturro

  41. Rihanna Butt Booty Shorts
    Martina
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    ‘God I miss meeting Chris at those arraignments’

  42. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Jeans
    Martina
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    oh my …. what man or woman wouldn’t want to do that ass?

  43. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
    Martina
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    Waste of Oxygen Alert

  44. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    Martina
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    Those knees have done a lot of “community service”

  45. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
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    I bet she still is shocked she didn’t give birth to the world’s first 70 pound fetus. I mean, she said she didn’t understand that the weight didn’t just come off with the baby. Really, Jessica? REALLY?

  46. Amy Adams Nipple Slip The Master Premiere
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    I don’t know how I feel about her exposing my lover’s religion, but her dress is fabulous.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    donkeylicks
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    It’s true that wearing black can make you appear to be more slim. However, it can also be said that wearing white can also add.. oh … never mind.. Dammit Kim!

  48. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Jeans
    Ronaldo
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    Niceeeeeeee

  49. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
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    I don’t know if a bra can do that… she had to’ve gotten a titty job

  50. Bridgette Marquardt Cleavage Legs Minidress Fashion Week
    Ronaldo
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    ageing well. Not bad.

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