The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.12.12

September 12th, 2012 // 559 Comments

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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?

Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber
    EricLr
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    Yes sir, we’re aware that you came to rock the house. But we really need that microphone to make boarding announcements.

  2. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    EricLr
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    Yes, all those fine ass fans are mine. Jealous?

  3. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    cagster
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    Shouldn’t that sign be on the outside of the cage?

  4. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    EricLr
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    Oh god, that’s a paparazzo… Did he see me piss in the cast coffee pot? …No, just stay cool and assume he didn’t.

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    EricLr
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    Worst thing to ever happen in an airport on 9-11.

  6. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    Bionic_Crouton
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    We’ve secretly replaced Vince Vaughn’s Snickers with a cat turd… Let’s see if he can tell the difference…

  7. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
    EricLr
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    She thinks she’s hitting on her gardener.

  8. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    Yay, Phoebe!
    Sweet of her to try to keep Hot Topic afloat.

  9. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    Jack Ketch
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    MOO, I say. Cover them up. Letting your tits hang out like that … classy. Ug.

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    Jack Ketch
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    MOO … Kim and her uncircumcised boots.

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    Ass-vacuum: Occurs when the mass of a person’s ass is so great that clothing becomes sucked between the cheeks with each step. See photo for example.

  12. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    anonym
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    as fat as she is, i want to slide my cock between those

  13. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    Oh no its escaped :O

  14. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    One eye looks sincere , the other not to happy to there.

  15. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    *be got damn it

  16. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Disconnect Premiere TIFF
    Marlyn
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    Is it just me or does the camel look a little wet?

  17. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Disconnect Premiere TIFF
    kimmykimkim
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    Is that crotch sweat?

  18. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    That’s right… you are definitely a two-bagger.

  19. Erin Heatherton Bikini
    Marlyn
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    Does this zit make my tits look small?

  20. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
    BigOkie
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    And let’snot forget the 17 year old kid behind her trying to get the zoom on his camera into “colonoscopy” mode.

    • Crissy

      If you zoom in or have an eye sight, you’ll notice that he is actually in his 40′s!!!

      • BigOkie

        Sure Crissy… I have “an eyesight” but if you can really tell how old that guy is, then I just invite you to go fuck yourself.

        Cheers!

  21. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    BigOkie
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    No, Sweetie… to do the “Shocker” you need to stick your pinkie out as well. But then look who I’m telling this to… carry on!

  22. Justin Bieber
    Suckit Trebek
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    she’s cute!

  23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
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    My mother-in-law took one look at Jessica’s outfit, and is heading down to the precinct right now. She has identified a suspect in the rape of her couch.

  24. Owen Wilson Jedi Costume The Internshp Set
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    The force is stoned in this one.

  25. Kate Middleton
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    Seen here after her charity luncheon engagement with Hillary Duff is Lady Middleton.

  26. Justin Bieber
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    This guy is such a method actor. He even made the microphone black to remind him of Usher. He’s a freaking Strasberg disciple, this one.

  27. Amy Adams Nipple Slip The Master Premiere
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    Never before has such an attractive girl caused so little reaction in my loins.

  28. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
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    Betsey Johnson, making clothes that distract from bufugly faces since 1984.

  29. Jenna Dewan Cleavage Fashion Week
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    “My, what a natural look” – Cruella DeVille.

  30. Owen Wilson Jedi Costume The Internshp Set
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    This must be the alternate universe version of Star Wars, where Darth Vader punched Luke in the nose before telling him that he was his father.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
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    Three TSA Agents filed a grievance today after they were ordered to perform a supplemental hand search on a suspected member of the notorious “Cats in a Burlap Sack” smuggling ring.

  32. Bridgette Marquardt Cleavage Legs Minidress Fashion Week
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    Kim Cattrall’s daughter looks sweet.

  33. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    Cher got implants?

  34. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
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    “Over thirty movies in my career, and yet, most of these motherfuckers call me Qui-Gon.”

  35. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
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    Preparing for the big musical finale of the Mexican remake of the 70s fave: El Greaso.

  36. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    If she doesn’t have skin cancer, then the Sun should just fucking retire.

  37. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
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    Seen here feeling real emotions for the very first time.

  38. Jennie Garth Sports Bra Midriff
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    Of course a Range Rover key would be an LA scavenger hunt item. Of course.

  39. Aida Turturro
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    Philip Seymour Hoffman’s dedication to his characters is remarkable.

  40. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    hatersgonhate
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    christina aguilera finally swallowed roseanne barr!!

  41. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
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    I’d do him.

  42. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    You made a Big Mistake – Nobody Missed Jessica

  43. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    Bonky
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    “Well they all kept yelling ‘Mr Connery, Mr Connery, can I get your autograph’. I mean, what the hell was I supposed to do ?”

  44. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    Bonky
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    Photographer: “I swear to God, Paris, I thought you were dead… ”
    Paris: “Yeah, you and everybody else… “

  45. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
    Bonky
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    It is a rare occurance to be sure, but if you are in the right spot, at the right time, in the City of Angels, you can witness a hermaphrodite carefully grooming a eunich whilst aging, lonely spinsters gather around to watch.

  46. kimmykimkim

    Aw, you guys, you fixed it. Sorry I call you guys “motherfuckers” and “assholes” all the time but, seriously, that ol’ Rita broad is nasty.

  47. Justin Bieber
    Last Man Standing
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    I’m not gay or anything…but, you know, there’s just something about this dude that makes you want to stick your big cock so damn deep in his sweet pink puckered butthole…and fuck him very HARD and very long.

    Yeah, I know… it sounds crazy as shit, and you’d have to wait till he’s legal to do it…but when you really look at him, what you see is that some guy just needs to bend him over and fuck that smooth tight ass RELENTLESSLY. Bang his sweet booty so hard that he’ll lose his voice for a month…just sayin…

  48. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
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    I’m starting to figure out the biology of this whole thing. Her tits simply take all of the available blood in her body leaving none for any functions above them.

  49. Justin Bieber
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    Samantha, DJs don’t sing.

  50. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
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    I think she’s turning Japanese. I think she’s turning Japanese. I really think so.

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