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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?
Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!
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Yes sir, we’re aware that you came to rock the house. But we really need that microphone to make boarding announcements.
Yes, all those fine ass fans are mine. Jealous?
Shouldn’t that sign be on the outside of the cage?
Oh god, that’s a paparazzo… Did he see me piss in the cast coffee pot? …No, just stay cool and assume he didn’t.
Worst thing to ever happen in an airport on 9-11.
We’ve secretly replaced Vince Vaughn’s Snickers with a cat turd… Let’s see if he can tell the difference…
She thinks she’s hitting on her gardener.
Yay, Phoebe!
Sweet of her to try to keep Hot Topic afloat.
MOO, I say. Cover them up. Letting your tits hang out like that … classy. Ug.
MOO … Kim and her uncircumcised boots.
Ass-vacuum: Occurs when the mass of a person’s ass is so great that clothing becomes sucked between the cheeks with each step. See photo for example.
as fat as she is, i want to slide my cock between those
Oh no its escaped :O
One eye looks sincere , the other not to happy to there.
*be got damn it
Is it just me or does the camel look a little wet?
Is that crotch sweat?
That’s right… you are definitely a two-bagger.
Does this zit make my tits look small?
I mean, do my tits make my zit look big?
And let’snot forget the 17 year old kid behind her trying to get the zoom on his camera into “colonoscopy” mode.
If you zoom in or have an eye sight, you’ll notice that he is actually in his 40′s!!!
Sure Crissy… I have “an eyesight” but if you can really tell how old that guy is, then I just invite you to go fuck yourself.
Cheers!
No, Sweetie… to do the “Shocker” you need to stick your pinkie out as well. But then look who I’m telling this to… carry on!
she’s cute!
My mother-in-law took one look at Jessica’s outfit, and is heading down to the precinct right now. She has identified a suspect in the rape of her couch.
The force is stoned in this one.
Seen here after her charity luncheon engagement with Hillary Duff is Lady Middleton.
This guy is such a method actor. He even made the microphone black to remind him of Usher. He’s a freaking Strasberg disciple, this one.
Never before has such an attractive girl caused so little reaction in my loins.
Betsey Johnson, making clothes that distract from bufugly faces since 1984.
“My, what a natural look” – Cruella DeVille.
This must be the alternate universe version of Star Wars, where Darth Vader punched Luke in the nose before telling him that he was his father.
Three TSA Agents filed a grievance today after they were ordered to perform a supplemental hand search on a suspected member of the notorious “Cats in a Burlap Sack” smuggling ring.
Kim Cattrall’s daughter looks sweet.
Cher got implants?
“Over thirty movies in my career, and yet, most of these motherfuckers call me Qui-Gon.”
Preparing for the big musical finale of the Mexican remake of the 70s fave: El Greaso.
True story: the Spanish title for Grease is Vaselina.
If she doesn’t have skin cancer, then the Sun should just fucking retire.
Seen here feeling real emotions for the very first time.
Of course a Range Rover key would be an LA scavenger hunt item. Of course.
Philip Seymour Hoffman’s dedication to his characters is remarkable.
christina aguilera finally swallowed roseanne barr!!
I’d do him.
You made a Big Mistake – Nobody Missed Jessica
“Well they all kept yelling ‘Mr Connery, Mr Connery, can I get your autograph’. I mean, what the hell was I supposed to do ?”
Photographer: “I swear to God, Paris, I thought you were dead… ”
Paris: “Yeah, you and everybody else… “
It is a rare occurance to be sure, but if you are in the right spot, at the right time, in the City of Angels, you can witness a hermaphrodite carefully grooming a eunich whilst aging, lonely spinsters gather around to watch.
Aw, you guys, you fixed it. Sorry I call you guys “motherfuckers” and “assholes” all the time but, seriously, that ol’ Rita broad is nasty.
I’m not gay or anything…but, you know, there’s just something about this dude that makes you want to stick your big cock so damn deep in his sweet pink puckered butthole…and fuck him very HARD and very long.
Yeah, I know… it sounds crazy as shit, and you’d have to wait till he’s legal to do it…but when you really look at him, what you see is that some guy just needs to bend him over and fuck that smooth tight ass RELENTLESSLY. Bang his sweet booty so hard that he’ll lose his voice for a month…just sayin…
I’m starting to figure out the biology of this whole thing. Her tits simply take all of the available blood in her body leaving none for any functions above them.
Samantha, DJs don’t sing.
I think she’s turning Japanese. I think she’s turning Japanese. I really think so.