The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.12.12

September 12th, 2012 // 559 Comments

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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?

Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Aida Turturro
    Crissy
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    Y esa dona quien es?

  2. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Jeans
    Dr. Fullabull
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    A cheeky refutation of atheism.

  3. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
    cc
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    Was anyone else really hoping his character would come to grief in The Sopranos?

  4. Erin Heatherton Bikini
    Crissy
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    Who and Meh!

  5. Erin Heatherton Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    More proof that everything is better with PhotoShop.

  6. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    Johnny P!
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    Paris is ‘The City of Lights’, with the Louvre, the Arc de Triomphe/Champs-Elysees, the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame Cathedral, the Versailles Palace….
    That’s just a picture of a vapid whore.

  7. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Is that wise to let her carry her own leash?

  8. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    cc
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    He’s thicker than a Snicker.

  9. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
    Inner Retard
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    Let me see if I can pull a career out of my ass. Nope, it all went to shit.

  10. Dr. Phil
    Gin&Tonic
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    anyone else click on this pic cause you thought he was handing a joint to someone?

  11. Jenna Dewan Cleavage Fashion Week
    cc
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    Those dresses are just made for drunken groping aren’t they?

  12. Dr. Phil
    Diablo Dude
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    What do you call a docter in a hole?

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    cc
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    Where’s the good Dr. McBeef…seriously, what the fuck is under the skin of her ass, is it congealed fat?

  14. Rihanna Butt Booty Shorts
    Diablo Dude
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    I woud hit that.

  15. Bridgette Marquardt Cleavage Legs Minidress Fashion Week
    Anthony
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    I forgot who you are

  16. Bridgette Marquardt Cleavage Legs Minidress Fashion Week
    cc
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    She doesn’t look nearly haggard enough to be a former playmate…are you sure the caption is correct?

  17. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    Racer X
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    I’d suck those milk juggs.

  18. Kate Middleton
    Gin&Tonic
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    okay, she can be sorta hot, whatever. but I’m sick to death of hearing the constant “is she prgnant?” BS. seriously, why the fuck do people care? these are regular, wealthy as shit jack-offs who aren’t even really interesting

  19. Amy Childs Cleavage
    cc
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    Autumn/Winter Collection…I suspect the word ‘tasteful’ appears nowhere in their marketing.

  20. Rihanna Butt Booty Shorts
    kimmykimkim's troll
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    She has some hot cross buns there

  21. Kate Middleton
    JennywithaY
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    She’s just doing her best Bieber impression.

  22. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
    Johnny P!
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    She gave us boners as the ‘Scream Queen’ in Hallowe’en I/II.
    She gave us boners in True Lies.
    She gave us boners in A Fish Called Wanda…
    Now she’s an older lady who very proudly represents the AARP and does ads for Activia yogurt.
    Awkward boner…

    • How in the HELL do you leave “Trading Places” of that list? It’s one of the greatest cinematic celebrity nude scenes of all time!

    • Bionic_Crouton

      She is oneof the reasons I wear Glasses and the pause button is broken on my parents VCR. The other one is Phoebe Cates from “Fast Times”.

    • Snack pack

      You guys are missing one of her lesser known movies, but in my opinion has even more memorable scenes: Grandview, U.S.A. I haven’t seen it in years, but it has definitely my most favored JLC images to recall from time to time.

  23. Justin Bieber
    kimmykimkim's troll
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    AwwwI think he’s kinda cute. Go ahead and down arrow me. I don’t care. (ha! I do care)

  24. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
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    Piss Jug

  25. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Disconnect Premiere TIFF
    cc
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    Geez, that jumpsuit…does it come with gold clogs and Lincoln Mark IV?

  26. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
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    GaGa’s in for a long winter…

  27. Amy Adams Nipple Slip The Master Premiere
    kimmykimkim's troll
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    Where’s the beef? See what I did there?

    • I'mCool

      I’m still trying to figure out that conversation you were having with yourself a couple pictures back.

      • kimmykimkim

        There was no conversation. This little girl is a fucking stalker. If I want to know where the beef is, I can easily email him.

      • kimmykimkim's troll

        Add on: I’m totally in the know. I have emails for all the regulars here. I thought maybe I was a being a tad too modest about my self importance in my above post.

  28. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    JennywithaY
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    Somewhere, Janice Dickinson is upset that she’s misplaced her legs.

  29. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
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    She’s impersonating SJP’s cum face

  30. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    kimmykimkim's troll
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    Who knew that Liam was short for William? I learned that yesterday. Funny how this came full circle. Hahahaha

    • kimmykimkim's troll

      Please stop down arrowing me. I have McBeef’s email and I’m not affraid to use it.

      • kimmykimkim

        You shouldn’t be “affraid” of spellcheck either.

      • lalalalala

        I’m sure you have committed typos sometime too. But when you resort to pointing out spelling and grammar errors, means you’re not coming up with anything better.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    Gin&Tonic
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    that back zipper had no chance at all. no chance

  32. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    cc
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    Not heard, a trombone-like fart.

  33. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Disconnect Premiere TIFF
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    Sweating hoof syndrome

  34. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    cc
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    When a bitch wears her pimp’s hat, that’s some bold shit.

  35. Bridgette Marquardt Cleavage Legs Minidress Fashion Week
    Gin&Tonic
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    favorite of the 3 girls. natural tits and natural face and a killer body for 38. me likey

  36. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    I see Ice T escaped again. Next thing we know she’ll be dangling chicken wings from her ass crack to lure him back to the den

  37. Amy Childs Cleavage
    B&WMinstrel
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    A down at heel, crazier version of Jordan… ladies and gentlemen, it’s Lebanon!

  38. Erin Heatherton Bikini
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    Any higher up and those’ll be mistaken for bad eye bags after a vodka binge and cock marathon

  39. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
    Gin&Tonic
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    guess she sprung a leak

  40. Kate Middleton
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    She heard the bell chimes hit 4 for High Tea and immediately assumed the position she was taught.

  41. Aida Turturro
    Brought It
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    That is not Aida Turturro.

  42. Jennie Garth Sports Bra Midriff
    Gin&Tonic
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    talked a bunch of smack about her claw hands last time, but now I’d totally hit that (just pass on the hand-roll, hell i can probably do that better myself anyhow)

  43. Justin Bieber
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    Flawless Technique Demonstrating the “Pinky Stroke Hummer”. Extra points lost for not cupping the balls.

  44. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    B&WMinstrel
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    Honey Boo Boo’s all growed up

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
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    Her ass has an ass!

  46. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    Cher’s challenged cousin?

  47. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
    Deacon Jones
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    The guy on the left is the best part of this picture.

  48. Justin Bieber
    Braaap
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    Pull up your fucking pants.

    They would split this twink in half in the pen.

  49. Erin Heatherton Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Weak finish, just like my Miller Lites

  50. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    Frank Burns
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    She’s now made up entirely of circles.

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