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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?
Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!
- Photo Boy
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Snickers Satisfies.
“Hi, everybody! Tell me I’m still pretty!”
mooooooo
Airport? Did his career crash all the way past “Shopping Mall” and “State Fair” overnight?
Still being sponsored by the Fuckwit clothing company.
“I made that last one out from ‘Your Loving Ski Instructor’”
Not sure which is more distracting; the chin cleavage or boob cleavage?!
Just think, there was a time when Nicole Kidman actually resembled her.
Nicki Minaj’s fairy godmother.
Let’s see…unlit cigarette in mouth, nearly empty bottle of gatorade with the label torn off…sounds like New York to me.
Beat me to it.
The yards of extra pleated fabric around the waistline & hips needs to go.
So that’s how it works in that family.
Die.
I dont know who the troll is anymore.
The one who actually has wit and humor is the troll, the angry cursing out one of course, is the…non troll? all she has said from what I’ve read varies from bitch, cunt, die, fucking …. it is hilarious.
We are a dysfunctional family here, and kimmykimkim was here first, so in essence her troll sucks. I agree, her troll is funny, which is why they should just come up with their own name and be funny with us.
Perfectly stated. We must stand united so we can totally bash, destroy, put down, and rip all others to shreds.
Now back to the princess working her blow magic with her royal wretched teeth.
Green means go
It’s always a surprise when the Prince turns on her remote controlled vibrating panties!
Back window, just something like… ‘No problem too big or small. Call Dr Phil.’
“Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Think, Mario! Think!”
So I’m guessing she packed those 40 pounds right back on, huh?
Come on.
1985 called, they said we can keep Cindi Lauper
Kate Hudson looks smoking hot these days.
He looks like a has-been B-actor.
Let’s put him on suicide watch.
Auditioning for the next ‘Sex and the City’ flick.
Biebs demonstrating how he shows his affection for Usher.
I can’t think of anything funny to say other than the pole comments above, so I’ll just say that I was surprised to hear her on Bill Maher last season…well spoken, very well informed and involved. It’s always a nice surprise to hear someone in Hollywood that doesn’t come off as a complete dolt or self-important know-it-all who knows nothing.
Sarcasm?
Who eats a candy bar like that? Chipmonks and Vince Vaughn.
Who’s Chipmonks?
Asstastic .. simply asstastic …
His face reminds me of a stuffed toy animal…little black button eyes, fixed goofy expression.
So she just travels the world with an entourage, buying shit and attending swanky parties 6 nights a week? Cool.
THERE’S Waldo!!
So she’s against the current military actions in Afghanistan and Pakistan in particular, or military conflict in general?
She’s waging war on my eyeballs right now.
Urine sample; check! Prostate exam; working on it …
TIIIIMMMMMMBERRRRRR!!!!!
Ahh, my two favorite Latinas.
She still has it. Then again, WTF was/is “it”??!
If you drop Mario, Beiber and Seacrest all onto an isolated island which one of the 3 has a baby first?
That she even has a pair of flat shoes greatly surprises me.
That she would go out in public wearing them is even more shocking.
Don’t give a fuck. I like this lady.
Ditto!
I thought Austin Powers destroyed all the fembots.
That one looks left over from Dr. Goldfoot.
She kept escaping so the zoo had to put up a “Secure gate” sign. But they left off “Do not feed the gorilla.”
Vince, if you want to make some extra cash by donating a load to the Sperm Bank, that’s not how to go about it.
About effin time Cher had some good plastic surgery! Good for you!
I want him to break someone’s fingers like he did in ‘Darkman’…now that would be funny.
She’s like David Copperfield doing titty magic!
I swear ‘Dueling Banjos’ started playing when I clicked on this pic…
As literal a depiction of “laughing all the way to the bank” you’ll ever see.
Roseanne Barr?
carrie fisher?
Ve need a vall !
- Berlin
I like the hat….that’s it.
That sign near her head is just code for having safer sex with her.
If I was behind the camera he’s looking at, I’d start fearing for my life.
I still think she has the dirtiest sounding real name of any celebrity out there.
Now that you say it…