The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.12.12

September 12th, 2012 // 559 Comments

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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?

Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    Turd Ferguson
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    Snickers Satisfies.

  2. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
    catapostrophe
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    “Hi, everybody! Tell me I’m still pretty!”

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    Contusion
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    mooooooo

  4. Justin Bieber
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    Airport? Did his career crash all the way past “Shopping Mall” and “State Fair” overnight?

  5. Justin Bieber
    cc
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    Still being sponsored by the Fuckwit clothing company.

  6. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
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    “I made that last one out from ‘Your Loving Ski Instructor’”

  7. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
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    Not sure which is more distracting; the chin cleavage or boob cleavage?!

  8. Amy Adams Nipple Slip The Master Premiere
    cc
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    Just think, there was a time when Nicole Kidman actually resembled her.

  9. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
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    Nicki Minaj’s fairy godmother.

  10. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
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    Let’s see…unlit cigarette in mouth, nearly empty bottle of gatorade with the label torn off…sounds like New York to me.

  11. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
    Cock Dr
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    The yards of extra pleated fabric around the waistline & hips needs to go.

  12. Kate Middleton
    kimmykimkim's troll
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    So that’s how it works in that family.

    • kimmykimkim

      Die.

      • Not telling

        I dont know who the troll is anymore.

      • lol

        The one who actually has wit and humor is the troll, the angry cursing out one of course, is the…non troll? all she has said from what I’ve read varies from bitch, cunt, die, fucking …. it is hilarious.

      • We are a dysfunctional family here, and kimmykimkim was here first, so in essence her troll sucks. I agree, her troll is funny, which is why they should just come up with their own name and be funny with us.

      • Billebuoy

        Perfectly stated. We must stand united so we can totally bash, destroy, put down, and rip all others to shreds.
        Now back to the princess working her blow magic with her royal wretched teeth.

  13. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Jeans
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    Green means go

  14. Kate Middleton
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    It’s always a surprise when the Prince turns on her remote controlled vibrating panties!

  15. Dr. Phil
    B&WMinstrel
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    Back window, just something like… ‘No problem too big or small. Call Dr Phil.’

  16. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
    catapostrophe
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    “Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Think, Mario! Think!”

  17. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    So I’m guessing she packed those 40 pounds right back on, huh?

  18. Aida Turturro
    catapostrophe
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    Come on.

  19. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
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    1985 called, they said we can keep Cindi Lauper

  20. Owen Wilson Jedi Costume The Internshp Set
    Johnny P!
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    Kate Hudson looks smoking hot these days.
    He looks like a has-been B-actor.
    Let’s put him on suicide watch.

  21. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
    Turd Ferguson
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    Auditioning for the next ‘Sex and the City’ flick.

  22. Justin Bieber
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    Biebs demonstrating how he shows his affection for Usher.

  23. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
    Contusion
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    I can’t think of anything funny to say other than the pole comments above, so I’ll just say that I was surprised to hear her on Bill Maher last season…well spoken, very well informed and involved. It’s always a nice surprise to hear someone in Hollywood that doesn’t come off as a complete dolt or self-important know-it-all who knows nothing.

  24. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
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    Who eats a candy bar like that? Chipmonks and Vince Vaughn.

  25. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Jeans
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    Asstastic .. simply asstastic …

  26. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
    Cock Dr
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    His face reminds me of a stuffed toy animal…little black button eyes, fixed goofy expression.

  27. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    Turd Ferguson
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    So she just travels the world with an entourage, buying shit and attending swanky parties 6 nights a week? Cool.

  28. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
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    THERE’S Waldo!!

  29. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    catapostrophe
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    So she’s against the current military actions in Afghanistan and Pakistan in particular, or military conflict in general?

  30. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
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    Urine sample; check! Prostate exam; working on it …

  31. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    TIIIIMMMMMMBERRRRRR!!!!!

  32. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
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    Ahh, my two favorite Latinas.

  33. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
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    She still has it. Then again, WTF was/is “it”??!

  34. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
    Space Jesus
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    If you drop Mario, Beiber and Seacrest all onto an isolated island which one of the 3 has a baby first?

  35. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    That she even has a pair of flat shoes greatly surprises me.
    That she would go out in public wearing them is even more shocking.

  36. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    Johnny P!
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    Don’t give a fuck. I like this lady.

  37. Amy Childs Cleavage
    I'mCool
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    I thought Austin Powers destroyed all the fembots.

  38. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Inner Retard
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    She kept escaping so the zoo had to put up a “Secure gate” sign. But they left off “Do not feed the gorilla.”

  39. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    Johnny P!
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    Vince, if you want to make some extra cash by donating a load to the Sperm Bank, that’s not how to go about it.

  40. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    About effin time Cher had some good plastic surgery! Good for you!

  41. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    cc
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    I want him to break someone’s fingers like he did in ‘Darkman’…now that would be funny.

  42. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
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    She’s like David Copperfield doing titty magic!

  43. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
    Johnny P!
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    I swear ‘Dueling Banjos’ started playing when I clicked on this pic…

  44. Dr. Phil
    Mary Feeney
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    As literal a depiction of “laughing all the way to the bank” you’ll ever see.

  45. Aida Turturro
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    Roseanne Barr?

  46. Justin Bieber
    B&WMinstrel
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    Ve need a vall !
    - Berlin

  47. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    I like the hat….that’s it.

  48. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    That sign near her head is just code for having safer sex with her.

  49. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    Mary Feeney
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    If I was behind the camera he’s looking at, I’d start fearing for my life.

  50. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    I still think she has the dirtiest sounding real name of any celebrity out there.

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