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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?
Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!
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I wasn’t checking out her spacios cleavage at all. What ring with a big blue stone? I didn’t see no ring.
Several veins in those cans are bluer than the ring.
Boobs with blue veins — you know that’s a sign of massive melons of mammarian magnificence. Big tits, I mean.
This pic is begging to be Photoshopped with a joint.
It’s Fashion Week.
It’s New York City.
It’s Cyndi Lauper.
Nothing out of the ordinary here…..please move along to your next CWM offering.
Christina Aguilera has never looked better!
She looks better than delusional Christina Aguilera
She’s either gonna have to swallow or spit. Can’t hold it all day like that.
Better not have her and Jessica Simpson on the same flight. Not even a 747 Large Cargo could lift that much ass.
Jesus christ, someone give the woman a hand. Those bags are heavy!
THIS is a wet willie!!
Needs makeup!
has anyone seen my roadmap? wait a sec…it’s on Jessica’s chest! weird but I think if you follow highway 69 (blue line) to highway 99 (blue line) you’ll find yourself suffocating in the abyss.
I’ve seen heads like that on Easter Island.
Her publicity machines never stops.. But she never fails to bore the shit out of everyone.
A crowd of screaming nine year olds goes nuts
Kelly Clakson has had better days
She looks like she has to fart. The silicone from her ass is gonna be a bitch to clean up…
I don’t think those are her true colors.
Facelifts are for insane people.
I’d like to disconnect her body from her clothes.
If your Spanx need Spanx, do us all a favor and go up a size.
oh my god, i can see her belly AND her vagina.
Calling all ‘shoppers.
He plays airports now?
Party on Garth!.
Party on Wayne.
All that make up would indicate more deception
But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters…
That ain’t workin’. That’s the way you do it.
MOO
thanks for taking one for the team.
Hey it’s that bald guy. From that show.
BARF
No need for words. The horror speaks for itself.
Does the carpet match the arm hair?
Better than one of those limey bimbo’s.. Fit and Fabulous in her forties.
Putting this Activia back here will make you way less of a shithead.
I wish I had a funny Samantha Ronson joke.
You’d be smiling too if you finally got to take off that NASA/Weight-Watchers corset.
… or just swindled them for a cool $3 million.
Tru dat! Maybe she’s not that dumb after all?
Chriqui??? That reminds me, I need to oil the hinges on my door.
Flirty brunette, long legs, high heels, and a pole! I like where this is going.
Ms. Ratface does not have long legs.
Just an illusion from shorts hiked up to her crotch, a gut curtain, and ridiculous platform heels.
Needs more henna.
Ah, Liam. Always making lists.
Not bad Owen…I mean Yoda levitated a whole X-Wing figher, but a tennis ball is pretty good for a fellow only 5 years south of a botched suicide attempt.
yeah, I went there.
I totally got it.
I swear to god, you little fucking bitch…
You are a potty mouth aren’t you? Please stop trolling me. Thanks, bye
it’s a sign of respect kimmy. i remember my first troll like it was yesterday. Oh we had such good times, and started trolling each other exclusively, but then things got complicated. i found out she was trolling a guy on reddit, and it was over.
just know that a true troll will never leave you, and if he does, he was never really your troll to begin with.
I had a troll once who decided that because of my politics, everything I said, even snarky celebrity comments, had to be discredited. (You may remember him as the one who called me “Barney Frank’s illegitimate gay son” or something like that.) Then there was another troll who more or less responded to stuff I said with “Jew!” but that was only for a few posts. And of course, the guy who thumbed down everything he saw me say 25 times for about a week.
None of them had much staying power, though. This will pass. And remember: you’re a mostly anonymous chatter, and this is a relatively meaningless gossip site. (No disrespect, Fish.)
I have to admit the troll is funny and effectively affecting kimmy there who resorted to cursing out and some dirty words. lol tinkled haha
Kimmy swearing is pretty hot.
“Marco from Tropoja?”
That is one pretentious looking ass.
I can’t believe she fell for the ‘we cane all foreigners’ line.
A.J. looks about the same.
Tony would be proud.
Mario: “Who loves professional athletes?”
Eva: “E-E-Eva loves professional athletes.”
Mario: “Is it true? Is it TRUUUUE?”
Eva: “MMMHHMMM! I do, I do, I do-oooh!”
“No, the boots didn’t come with a free hoverboard”
She paid him for his advice with that pen…sounds about right.
Half way round the world to find an ass for Pippa. That’s what a sister’s for.
In a stroke of stoner genius Paris Hilton learns that packing her stash into the cups of her bra serves not one by 2 purposes.
The Fonz wants his damn jacket back.
“So Kate, how does one get the attention of a prince in the first place?”