The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.12.12

September 12th, 2012 // 559 Comments

Brought to you by Chili’s™ — Yes, our nacho cheese made those.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?

Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
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    I wasn’t checking out her spacios cleavage at all. What ring with a big blue stone? I didn’t see no ring.

  2. Dr. Phil
    TMI
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    This pic is begging to be Photoshopped with a joint.

  3. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    It’s Fashion Week.
    It’s New York City.
    It’s Cyndi Lauper.
    Nothing out of the ordinary here…..please move along to your next CWM offering.

  4. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    Shannon
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    Christina Aguilera has never looked better!

  5. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
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    She’s either gonna have to swallow or spit. Can’t hold it all day like that.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    Inner Retard
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    Better not have her and Jessica Simpson on the same flight. Not even a 747 Large Cargo could lift that much ass.

  7. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    your mom
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    Jesus christ, someone give the woman a hand. Those bags are heavy!

  8. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
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    THIS is a wet willie!!

  9. Jennie Garth Sports Bra Midriff
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    Needs makeup!

  10. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    ahyeahboy
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    has anyone seen my roadmap? wait a sec…it’s on Jessica’s chest! weird but I think if you follow highway 69 (blue line) to highway 99 (blue line) you’ll find yourself suffocating in the abyss.

  11. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    Cock Dr
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    I’ve seen heads like that on Easter Island.

  12. Rihanna Butt Booty Shorts
    Bigalkie
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    Her publicity machines never stops.. But she never fails to bore the shit out of everyone.

  13. Justin Bieber
    Bigalkie
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    A crowd of screaming nine year olds goes nuts

  14. Aida Turturro
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    Kelly Clakson has had better days

  15. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Seriously?!
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    She looks like she has to fart. The silicone from her ass is gonna be a bitch to clean up…

  16. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
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    I don’t think those are her true colors.

  17. Dr. Phil
    catapostrophe
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    Facelifts are for insane people.

  18. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Disconnect Premiere TIFF
    Inner Retard
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    I’d like to disconnect her body from her clothes.

  19. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
    hijkmno
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    If your Spanx need Spanx, do us all a favor and go up a size.

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    B&WMinstrel
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    Calling all ‘shoppers.

  21. Justin Bieber
    catapostrophe
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    He plays airports now?

  22. Jennie Garth Sports Bra Midriff
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    Party on Garth!.

  23. Jenna Dewan Cleavage Fashion Week
    Bigalkie
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    All that make up would indicate more deception

  24. Owen Wilson Jedi Costume The Internshp Set
    Turd Ferguson
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    But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters…

  25. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    That ain’t workin’. That’s the way you do it.

  26. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  27. Dr. Phil
    Turd Ferguson
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    Hey it’s that bald guy. From that show.

  28. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    BARF

  29. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    Inner Retard
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    No need for words. The horror speaks for itself.

  30. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Jeans
    catapostrophe
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    Does the carpet match the arm hair?

  31. Jennie Garth Sports Bra Midriff
    Bigalkie
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    Better than one of those limey bimbo’s.. Fit and Fabulous in her forties.

  32. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
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    Putting this Activia back here will make you way less of a shithead.

  33. Justin Bieber
    Turd Ferguson
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    I wish I had a funny Samantha Ronson joke.

  34. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
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    You’d be smiling too if you finally got to take off that NASA/Weight-Watchers corset.

  35. Emmanuelle Chriqui Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Chriqui??? That reminds me, I need to oil the hinges on my door.

  36. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
    Inner Retard
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    Flirty brunette, long legs, high heels, and a pole! I like where this is going.

    • Ms. Ratface does not have long legs.
      Just an illusion from shorts hiked up to her crotch, a gut curtain, and ridiculous platform heels.

  37. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Needs more henna.

  38. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    I'mCool
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    Ah, Liam. Always making lists.

  39. Owen Wilson Jedi Costume The Internshp Set
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    Not bad Owen…I mean Yoda levitated a whole X-Wing figher, but a tennis ball is pretty good for a fellow only 5 years south of a botched suicide attempt.

    yeah, I went there.

    • kimmykimkim's troll

      I totally got it.

      • kimmykimkim

        I swear to god, you little fucking bitch…

      • kimmykimkim's troll

        You are a potty mouth aren’t you? Please stop trolling me. Thanks, bye

      • it’s a sign of respect kimmy. i remember my first troll like it was yesterday. Oh we had such good times, and started trolling each other exclusively, but then things got complicated. i found out she was trolling a guy on reddit, and it was over.

        just know that a true troll will never leave you, and if he does, he was never really your troll to begin with.

      • I had a troll once who decided that because of my politics, everything I said, even snarky celebrity comments, had to be discredited. (You may remember him as the one who called me “Barney Frank’s illegitimate gay son” or something like that.) Then there was another troll who more or less responded to stuff I said with “Jew!” but that was only for a few posts. And of course, the guy who thumbed down everything he saw me say 25 times for about a week.

        None of them had much staying power, though. This will pass. And remember: you’re a mostly anonymous chatter, and this is a relatively meaningless gossip site. (No disrespect, Fish.)

      • lol

        I have to admit the troll is funny and effectively affecting kimmy there who resorted to cursing out and some dirty words. lol tinkled haha

      • Kimmy swearing is pretty hot.

  40. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    Turd Ferguson
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    “Marco from Tropoja?”

  41. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Jeans
    Turd Ferguson
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    That is one pretentious looking ass.

  42. Kate Middleton
    cc
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    I can’t believe she fell for the ‘we cane all foreigners’ line.

  43. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
    Turd Ferguson
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    A.J. looks about the same.

  44. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
    rantatonne
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    Mario: “Who loves professional athletes?”
    Eva: “E-E-Eva loves professional athletes.”
    Mario: “Is it true? Is it TRUUUUE?”
    Eva: “MMMHHMMM! I do, I do, I do-oooh!”

  45. Justin Bieber
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    “No, the boots didn’t come with a free hoverboard”

  46. Dr. Phil
    cc
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    She paid him for his advice with that pen…sounds about right.

  47. Kate Middleton
    B&WMinstrel
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    Half way round the world to find an ass for Pippa. That’s what a sister’s for.

  48. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    In a stroke of stoner genius Paris Hilton learns that packing her stash into the cups of her bra serves not one by 2 purposes.

  49. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    Turd Ferguson
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    The Fonz wants his damn jacket back.

  50. Kate Middleton
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    “So Kate, how does one get the attention of a prince in the first place?”

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