The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.12.12

September 12th, 2012 // 559 Comments

Brought to you by Chili’s™ — Yes, our nacho cheese made those.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?

Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
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    Who is this doughboy?

  2. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    Sheppy
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    “Well, hello…”

  3. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
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    Bette Midler, IMO.

  4. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    Dear fish,
    Please stop buying her pictures. It’s not even worth it to make fun of her.

    -The rest of us

  5. Owen Wilson Jedi Costume The Internshp Set
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    Ohhhhhh….He thinks he’s Luke Skywalker…THAT explains why he tried to cut off his hand at the wrist that one time!

  6. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
    cagster
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    A Gatorade bottle for the urine sample. I’m gonna guess a Nutella jar for the stool….

  7. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    hijkmno
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    WANT

  8. Amy Adams Nipple Slip The Master Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    The Adams nipple is a shy pale thing, rarely glimpsed in the natural habitat.

  9. Dr. Phil
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    The Shining

  10. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Sunglasses
    cc
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    When she arrived at the airport that had one of those guys with the orange flashlights waving her in.

  11. Kate Middleton
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    Kate: “If things go well I might be showing him my O-face!”

  12. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
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    Cyndi Flauper

  13. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    hijkmno
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    do. not. zoom.

  14. Dr. Phil
    I'mCool
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    Someone forgot to tell Burt Reynolds he forgot his rug.

  15. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    hijkmno
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    WANT

  16. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
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    She’s checking for third world parasites. And by parasites I mean Mario.

  17. Justin Bieber
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    “And later on the show, I’ll be bringing out my lovely wife, Portia.”

  18. Justin Bieber
    Inner Retard
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    Finally, a venue worthy of his talents. An airport lounge.

  19. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    lala
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    I’d be off balance too, if I had 50lbs of boobs. You’d think the 50lbs in her butt would even it out though.

  20. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Looking pretty flabulous.

  21. Kate Middleton
    CK
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    “And THIS is how I’ll become Queen.”

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    hijkmno
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    1. If you need to have an extra panel put in your dress, you shouldn’t wear it.

    2. Those boots make you look like a fucking Clydesdale, but not as pretty.

    • JC

      Regarding 2, I think she’d do well pulling a beer wagon through county fairs. I’d be honored to throw firecrackers at her hooves.

  23. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hold up! That’s the motherfucker who stole my other Twix!”

  24. Kate Middleton
    JC
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    “The royal penis is clean.”

  25. Owen Wilson Jedi Costume The Internshp Set
    cc
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    He sided with The Empire and has been laying low ever since.

  26. Dr. Phil
    JC
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    “This is the same way I got mah medical degree–in the dang old drive thru!”

  27. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    The Irish know how to bounce back from personal tragedy.
    Whiskey helps.

  28. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
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    Awwwwwwwwwww…when did Cyndi become a Sumo Wrestler Geisha Girl?

  29. Justin Bieber
    Jade
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    I can’t even think of something snarky to say about this little brat.

  30. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
    ThisWillHurt
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    World’s most poorly designed stripper pole

  31. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
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    Ah…it’s good to see that he FINALLY got to do one of those “cranky Snicker bar” commercials!

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
    Jade
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    Is that a potato falling out of your ass, or are you just happy to see me?

  33. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Jeans
    Govt. Cheese
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    Anorexia! You can tel by the hairy arms. With that being said….I’ll still hit :-)

  34. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
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    “Creosote? Table for Mrs. Creosote? Ahhh, right this way, madam.”

  35. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    FYI growing long fine hair on the limbs & body is a symptom of anorexia.

  36. Robert Iler Picking Wedgie
    Senor Trout
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    Is the guy in the background is trying to choke himself out because of Robert Iler or because he just realized his jacket with the extra pocket combined with that oversized man-purse makes him look like a raging ninny?

  37. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
    CK
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    WHERE THE FUCK IS HER CHIN!?!

  38. Lauren Conrad Holding Boob Fashion Week
    your mom
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    Someone got a Titty Twister!!

  39. Jamie Lee Curtis Mario Lopez Extra
    JC
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    “Apply the Activia right here, and you’ll never get ear constipation again!”

  40. Dr. Phil
    Rico Jones
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    “Doctor” Phil

  41. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    Matty
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    Seen here in costume as Miss Piggy for the live action Muppets movie.

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt
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    If Luke can just fly inbetween the legs of that thing, and deploy his tow cables, he can bring that AT-AT Walker down

  43. Amy Childs Cleavage
    your mom
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    ‘Tis the season for blow jobs.

  44. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    Inner Retard
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    He looks like his wife just caught him secretly snacking 2 AM in the morning.

  45. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    Senor Trout
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    Apparently Bowzer from Sha Na Na had a kid, gave him an iPhone and scored him an all-access pass for Fashion Week.

  46. Cyndi Lauper Crazy Make Up Fashion Week
    Minky Wail
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    Girls just want to have lunch.

  47. Owen Wilson Jedi Costume The Internshp Set
    Bigalkie
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    For my next trick, I’ll dress up as Mark Hamill and make this ball levitate.

  48. Paris Hilton Cleavage Fashion Week
    your mom
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    NASA should really hire the engineers at Wonder Bra. Those fuckers are genius.

  49. Kate Middleton
    Bigalkie
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    Your swag bag contains.one pineapple

  50. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts Mario Lopez Extra
    your mom
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    Gut Curtains are all the rage, didn’t you know?

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