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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is a trending topic on Twitter right now, and wait a second, is Jon Hamm in Singapore?
Fish, Wear nothing but this thin tie and throw scotch in my face fuel the jet!
- Photo Boy
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Who is this doughboy?
“Well, hello…”
Bette Midler, IMO.
Dear fish,
Please stop buying her pictures. It’s not even worth it to make fun of her.
-The rest of us
She and Olivia Munn are thrown in for free by the paps if you spend $10 or more on actual celebrity photos.
Olivia Munn is hotter than Amy Childs. Think about it!
Ohhhhhh….He thinks he’s Luke Skywalker…THAT explains why he tried to cut off his hand at the wrist that one time!
Now that’s Good
Excellent.
A Gatorade bottle for the urine sample. I’m gonna guess a Nutella jar for the stool….
WANT
The Adams nipple is a shy pale thing, rarely glimpsed in the natural habitat.
That’s good, tho. (I heard it’s creepy and it’s kooky. It’s altogether ooky.)
The Shining
When she arrived at the airport that had one of those guys with the orange flashlights waving her in.
Kate: “If things go well I might be showing him my O-face!”
Cyndi Flauper
do. not. zoom.
Someone forgot to tell Burt Reynolds he forgot his rug.
WANT
She’s checking for third world parasites. And by parasites I mean Mario.
“And later on the show, I’ll be bringing out my lovely wife, Portia.”
Finally, a venue worthy of his talents. An airport lounge.
I’d be off balance too, if I had 50lbs of boobs. You’d think the 50lbs in her butt would even it out though.
Looking pretty flabulous.
“And THIS is how I’ll become Queen.”
1. If you need to have an extra panel put in your dress, you shouldn’t wear it.
2. Those boots make you look like a fucking Clydesdale, but not as pretty.
Regarding 2, I think she’d do well pulling a beer wagon through county fairs. I’d be honored to throw firecrackers at her hooves.
“Hold up! That’s the motherfucker who stole my other Twix!”
“The royal penis is clean.”
He sided with The Empire and has been laying low ever since.
“This is the same way I got mah medical degree–in the dang old drive thru!”
Awesome
Oh stop. You’re too kind. I will say though that, today has made me more popular than ever. Internet popular that is. Or message board popular.
That some want to light you up with torches for being so annoying… does not make for a good kind of popular.
Hugs, not drugs, douche.
Ah. So the troll is deeply jealous of Kimmy for being funny and cool? That’s healthy, and not at all pathetic.
The Irish know how to bounce back from personal tragedy.
Whiskey helps.
mmm…whiskey…
Awwwwwwwwwww…when did Cyndi become a Sumo Wrestler Geisha Girl?
I can’t even think of something snarky to say about this little brat.
World’s most poorly designed stripper pole
Or the best, depending on who you ask. The knobs are for her pleasure.
Fuck that, I always wear textured condoms inside-out.
Ah…it’s good to see that he FINALLY got to do one of those “cranky Snicker bar” commercials!
Is that a potato falling out of your ass, or are you just happy to see me?
Anorexia! You can tel by the hairy arms. With that being said….I’ll still hit :-)
“Creosote? Table for Mrs. Creosote? Ahhh, right this way, madam.”
FYI growing long fine hair on the limbs & body is a symptom of anorexia.
not discounting that, but isn’t it also a symptom of being human?
Is the guy in the background is trying to choke himself out because of Robert Iler or because he just realized his jacket with the extra pocket combined with that oversized man-purse makes him look like a raging ninny?
WHERE THE FUCK IS HER CHIN!?!
Someone got a Titty Twister!!
“Apply the Activia right here, and you’ll never get ear constipation again!”
“Doctor” Phil
Seen here in costume as Miss Piggy for the live action Muppets movie.
If Luke can just fly inbetween the legs of that thing, and deploy his tow cables, he can bring that AT-AT Walker down
‘Tis the season for blow jobs.
He looks like his wife just caught him secretly snacking 2 AM in the morning.
Apparently Bowzer from Sha Na Na had a kid, gave him an iPhone and scored him an all-access pass for Fashion Week.
Girls just want to have lunch.
For my next trick, I’ll dress up as Mark Hamill and make this ball levitate.
NASA should really hire the engineers at Wonder Bra. Those fuckers are genius.
Your swag bag contains.one pineapple
Gut Curtains are all the rage, didn’t you know?