The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.11.13

September 11th, 2013 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily feature on this site where I sometimes vent my “libtard” frustrations while leaving no yoga pants behind. And since it’s the anniversary of one of the worst terrorist attacks this country’s ever suffered, it only seems appropriate for me to shut the hell up about my inconsequential opinions and just make with the funny faces. [Ed. Note: Hey, I resent tha- ooh, boobs! - SW] Does that sound good to you, sex-crazed maniac Jude Law? How bout you, double-fisted-blowjob-looking Cee Lo Green?

One nation, under pregnant boobs, for liberty and and literally every time Kelly Brook Instagrams now for all,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
    rican
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    How old is that photo? I don’t remember Jocelyn Wildenstein being a brunette.

  2. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
    some black dude
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    her skin is like milk. she so so sexy

  3. Ashley Tisdale Butt Yoga Pants
    some black dude
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    Her butt is shaped so much nicer than Meagan Goode’s (seen earlier is this series)

  4. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Photoshop, etc., will never get the batshit crazy out of her eyes. She’s completely demented, and an evil influence.

    Suddenly, I find her attractive again, fake tits and – maybe not “all”.

  5. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
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    “Wuv…”

  6. Miley Cyrus Buttcheek See Through Pants
    Robb7
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    The ass of a 80 year old — man.

  7. Meagan Good Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Robb7
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    Like they need the low life label wearing those hats.

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
    Robb7
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    Yes, that perfect Greek ass…

  9. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress
    Robb7
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    That ass would look better on longer stems — just saying.

  10. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
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    Nana, look out behind you! It’s the security guy from the buffet, and I think he knows you’ve filled your purse with bacon again!

  11. martina
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    ummm, mommy?
    Why did you name me “Nahla”?

  12. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress
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    Wow, so if you open up a sunglass hut, hot celebrity chicks will show up and let you take pictures of their asses? How much do those franchises cost?

  13. James Caan Red Face Screaming With Maggie Lawson
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    HHHAAAAAAACCCCCKKK – PTPTH.

  14. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    Rihanna, Classy to the last.

  15. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
    Natty Ice
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    It’s the Great, Grape Ape!

  16. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
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    Dad. The kids at school say i have cankles. What are cankles?

  17. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
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    That poor woman had to have burned her ass on the ceiling light to get knocked up by him.

  18. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
    anonymous
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    The dress designer should be shot. Who designs a dress where material covering the boobs is floppy and sags?

  19. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
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    Harry and William were then told it was party dress invitation only.

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    She is the perfect woman.

  21. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
    Pablo
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    Brett Favre really showed some creativity here after his agent and publicist took away his cell phone.

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
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    Hands off Jack Black. She’s mine!!!

  23. Dakota Johnson Penn Badgley On Back Of Motorcycle Cymbeline Set
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    “Is this the scene where I pull your pubes?”

  24. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress
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    I have to ask again, if she had an ass like that, how is it that I only hear about her in TCWM?

  25. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
    Lily
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    wow, does aging suck! I can see the ripples on her implants

  26. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
    Truk
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    “I’d like to have Tyranosaurus Rex arms like you some day, Dad”

    “Thank god we’re rich, Son”

  27. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
    heey
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    she looks like Serial Mom

  28. Bradley Whitford Hipster Glasses PaleyFestPreviews Fall TV ABC
    SimoneDeB
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    “Donna!!!!”

  29. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    SimoneDeB
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    “These are the reasons why I don’t have to do this”

  30. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
    Fappuccino
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    useless old bitch

  31. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
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    “Mawwiage…”

  32. James Caan Red Face Screaming With Maggie Lawson
    mavis davis
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    How sweet of her to visit shut-ins at the burn clinic.

  33. Miley Cyrus Buttcheek See Through Pants
    jua
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    el culo te lo debo jajaja donde esta?

  34. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
    Mama Pinkus
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    she is GROSS

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