The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.11.13

September 11th, 2013 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily feature on this site where I sometimes vent my “libtard” frustrations while leaving no yoga pants behind. And since it’s the anniversary of one of the worst terrorist attacks this country’s ever suffered, it only seems appropriate for me to shut the hell up about my inconsequential opinions and just make with the funny faces. [Ed. Note: Hey, I resent tha- ooh, boobs! - SW] Does that sound good to you, sex-crazed maniac Jude Law? How bout you, double-fisted-blowjob-looking Cee Lo Green?

One nation, under pregnant boobs, for liberty and and literally every time Kelly Brook Instagrams now for all,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bradley Whitford Hipster Glasses PaleyFestPreviews Fall TV ABC
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    tiger tiger burning bright…

  2. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    Is it a coincidence that “rack” is on the wall?

  3. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    Looks like old lefty has been over motorboated.

  4. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    uhhhhhhhhheEEEeeeEerrrRUMMadah…….

    NO.

    Looks too much like grandma in that pic. Let the hair down and we’ll talk.

  5. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
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    Good thing George Zimmerman’s not in the audience….

  6. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
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    That’s the biggest peanut M&M ever!

  7. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
    MIRV
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    One for each tower.

  8. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
    Mr. Virginia Tech
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    Yes, she is a tad rubenesque but the sad thing is she is also dumb as a post.

  9. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
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    Shorts or long pants, commit to one kid.

  10. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
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    That’s an amazing Oh Face!

  11. Meagan Good Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    Ugliest hats ever, only fucktards wear those things.

  12. Prince Charles Looking In Coffin Princes Initiative For Mature Enterprise
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    “WTF, where is Diana? I thought she was dead, fuck!”

  13. Amy Childs Butt Tight Dress New Collection Launch
    Mr. Virginia Tech
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    Ass? Check. Boobs? Check. Lips? Check. Brains? Damn!

  14. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
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    I hate you Jack Black, I hate you so much. *weep into my pillow*

  15. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Let’s be honest, she has no idea what that gizmo she’s holding is for.

  16. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
    Mr. Virginia Tech
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    Fat adult, that’s a life choice. Fat kid, that’s horrible parenting.

  17. Amy Childs Butt Tight Dress New Collection Launch
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    I hope it’s a firing range.

  18. James Caan Red Face Screaming With Maggie Lawson
    KC
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    Oooh my, I think your colostomy bag is leaking.

  19. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
    aj
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    I’m blue yall! Andy I’m blue yall! And I’m blue-ba-blue-ba-blue yall!

    -CB5

  20. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
    mf
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    .0001 seconds of sweat after this lib-tard finds out that OBAMA=BUSH and that the Nobel Peace Prize is given to warmongers as a feel good measure.

  21. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
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    I wish Andre would grab one of those guitars and forehand Carlos back to a socialist/communist/law breaking country where he belongs. Too bad Che Guevara is dead or otherwise he would be a follow up overhead smash.

    http://reason.com/blog/2011/05/16/carlos-santana-passing-laws-ag

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
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    More like Maria Man-u-loser.

  23. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
    Jade
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    And she’s officially used up.

  24. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress
    Barak
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    Beautiful young girl # 49,001 turned into a total whore by Sex in the City.

  25. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants Val Chmerkovskiy DWTS Practice
    AWOL
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    I present to you the best use of a .gif ever.

    http://i.imgur.com/yK6lqbP.gif

    NSFW – The waggle of her moose knuckle when she makes contact is almost hypnotic.

  26. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
    gary coleman's ghost
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    What’s up with his lips?

  27. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
    cc
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    When does sweating technically become melting?

  28. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
    gary coleman's ghost
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    What up with his lips? Seriously. WTF?

  29. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Somewhere in Florida, George Zimmerman is stroking his gun and blowing his wad right about now.

  30. Dakota Johnson Penn Badgley On Back Of Motorcycle Cymbeline Set
    Joe Blow
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    “Wait, why is the seat back here called the bitch seat?”

    “Shut up, bitch!”

    “Oh… I see.”

  31. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
    rican
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    I’m sure they ran out of photoshop a few times on that one.

    • crb

      Aha!

      I was thinking earlier, “WTFF?! I thought Adobe Creative Cloud was hosted on a freaking industrial-strength application server the size of an aircraft carrier in Northern Virginia.”

      -Make sense now, thx.

  32. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Where did that ass come from? Just sneaked up on us.

  33. Prince Charles Looking In Coffin Princes Initiative For Mature Enterprise
    rican
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    “Mum’s the word!”

  34. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
    rican
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    Did you hear the one about Hulk Hogan, Mr. Clean and Ronald McDonald without make up in a hawaiian shirt?

  35. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    “This new vaccine for extended breast firmness is a godsend for older actresses- Oh sorry, Jenny.”

  36. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    Pity they aren’t brains.

  37. Bradley Whitford Hipster Glasses PaleyFestPreviews Fall TV ABC
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    “Good heavens, Miss Akimoto! You’re beautiful!”

  38. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
    lawn
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    Coming soon: the worst sex tape ever!

  39. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
    lawn
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    I presume she’s famous in England or something.

  40. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
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    “Anymore questions about the heroin relapse now, dickweeds?”

  41. Jude Law Dom Hemingway Photocall TIFF
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    “I coulda’ been somebody, instead of bum. Which is what I am! Face it, Charlie!”

    “Lovely, Mr. Law. But you do understand this is an audition for the Afflac duck… Right?”

  42. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    “It seems like an effective idea, but don’t you think Ms. McCarthy will just get dreadful burns?”

  43. Dakota Johnson Penn Badgley On Back Of Motorcycle Cymbeline Set
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    Now THAT’s the face of soccer mom Porn!!

  44. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
    Dan the Garbage Man
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    That is so immature! Trashy, ugly, and stupid, too.

  45. Bradley Whitford Hipster Glasses PaleyFestPreviews Fall TV ABC
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    Is it just me, or has he aged about 50 years in the last 5?

  46. Miley Cyrus Buttcheek See Through Pants
    HannahMontana is a slut
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    When did Lady GaGa shave her head?

  47. Prince Charles Looking In Coffin Princes Initiative For Mature Enterprise
    HannahMontana is a slut
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    Shopping for Camilla’s next bed, Your Highness?

  48. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    If Rihanna wasn’t low class she would not have any class at all.

  49. Ashley Tisdale Butt Yoga Pants
    HannahMontana is a slut
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    Now that she is engaged, has Ashley Tisdale’s butt gotten bigger?

  50. Jude Law Dom Hemingway Photocall TIFF
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    “Tonight tonight tonight, hold on”

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