The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.11.13

September 11th, 2013 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily feature on this site where I sometimes vent my “libtard” frustrations while leaving no yoga pants behind. And since it’s the anniversary of one of the worst terrorist attacks this country’s ever suffered, it only seems appropriate for me to shut the hell up about my inconsequential opinions and just make with the funny faces. [Ed. Note: Hey, I resent tha- ooh, boobs! - SW] Does that sound good to you, sex-crazed maniac Jude Law? How bout you, double-fisted-blowjob-looking Cee Lo Green?

One nation, under pregnant boobs, for liberty and and literally every time Kelly Brook Instagrams now for all,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Looking In Coffin Princes Initiative For Mature Enterprise
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    Looking for Mummy?

  2. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    This is the Barbados version of getting the key to the city.

  3. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
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    I thought Ansel Adams was dead.

  4. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
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    She’s looking nothing but frumpy lately. Start interviewing new stylists STAT woman.

  5. Robert De Niro 50 Cent The Family Premiere
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    There’s only one real gangster in this picture

  6. Miley Cyrus Buttcheek See Through Pants
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    I was hoping this was Wilson Phillips

  7. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
    catapostrophe
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    Why’s the photo horizontally flipped? Is this an unauthorized bootleg of the real photo?

  8. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    I never hated this woman. I know women aren’t supposed to be funny, but she was capable of being unique with it.

  9. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    and this in no way saves any animals. PETA is stupid.

  10. Jude Law Dom Hemingway Photocall TIFF
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    Is it a good thing to look like a young Phil Collins?

  11. Miley Cyrus Buttcheek See Through Pants
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    She needs to lick a electric fence.

  12. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
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    Every day Carlos Santana gets up and puts on his “Santana” outfit. Stupid hat? Check. Big dumb necklace? Check. Colorful shirt that looks like it was made by women who live in a hut? Check. White pants? Check. Same guitar riffs you’ve been playing for 35 years? CHECK.

  13. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
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    What the hell is George Zimmerman doing back there?

  14. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
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    Sorry but you boys will have to leave…much too old for my taste. Carry on.

  15. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
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    Who Says a Funk Band Can’t Play Rock Music?

  16. Mila Kunis Cleavage Third Person Portrait Session TIFF
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    Uncle Rico??

  17. David Hasselhoff Yelling Into Phone BGC Annual Global Charity Day
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    “Hi, this is The Hoffster! Carla can’t make it to the phone right now, if you know what I mean, but if you’ll leave your name and number, she’ll get right back to you. Have a great day!”

  18. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
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    What the hell was Jerry Brown doing there?

  19. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    Wonk tits

  20. Bradley Whitford Hipster Glasses PaleyFestPreviews Fall TV ABC
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    Extenuating, “exschmenuating”. We had a deal. A signed, written deal. Each grade, two weeks, or I get the company.

  21. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
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    Billie jean king is still dying her hair

  22. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    Classy

  23. James Caan Red Face Screaming With Maggie Lawson
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    Silverstone me!

  24. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    Okay, okay, I won’t wear fur! Just please never show me that picture again.

  25. Robert De Niro 50 Cent The Family Premiere
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    “Hey, I know you, kid. I think I fucked your mother.”

  26. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    Just think: those cankles ARE ‘shopped

  27. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    I liked the cannabis leaf clutch…this one is a little rude.

  28. Meagan Good Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    “That motha fucka Tre. “I love you baby” he said. “I’ma gonna give you dis hat ’cause I love you so much, baby.”

    I shoulda known he was lyin soon as he opened his motha fucka mouth.”

  29. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
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    I don’t much care for the dress by I do understand why they gave the chest area so much fabric yardage.

  30. Ashley Tisdale Butt Yoga Pants
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    Awfully kind of her to cover her face.

  31. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    I’ve seen porn stars with more class

  32. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    Several thousand grizzly bears have graciously offered to volunteer their pelts in order for this to never ever be seen again

  33. Prince Charles Looking In Coffin Princes Initiative For Mature Enterprise
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    “Yes, this will do fine. It’ll be such a surprise for her…”

  34. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    Her son’s life will be defined by the word ‘cringe-worthy’.

  35. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
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    “Do you William, take this man…”

  36. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
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    …at the Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And Rubbermaid.

  37. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    Pretty clear she’s a fan of the cock… and not the feathered kind.

  38. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
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    He looks like a giant, over ripe plum.

  39. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    In comes in white leather with a brown penis for Kim K.

  40. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    The breasts are the ONLY thing remotely interesting about her…

  41. James Caan Red Face Screaming With Maggie Lawson
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    Oh, that’s what amalgam fillings look like?

  42. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    Dude, it’s green and covered in bumps and she’s still grabbing it. She’s a ho for sho. Unless, of course this is really a pic of Liberace.

  43. Miley Cyrus Buttcheek See Through Pants
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    That’s unfortunate.

  44. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
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    BJ looks incredibly feminine, not even joking here.

  45. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
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    She has the sloppiest body, I don’t get it.

  46. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants Val Chmerkovskiy DWTS Practice
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    SpongeBob…

  47. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
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    It’s so hot in NYC…*how hot is it?!*… It’s so hot in NYC, that I thought this photo of Phillip Seymour Hoffman was Louis Anderson.

  48. Prince Charles Looking In Coffin Princes Initiative For Mature Enterprise
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    I say, dear chap, Dianar’s not going to… crawl out of there, is she?

  49. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    ‘Purse’? or Dildo case?

  50. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    So just because she doesn’t want to wear fur I have to be forced to look at her fat ass

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