The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.11.13

September 11th, 2013 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily feature on this site where I sometimes vent my “libtard” frustrations while leaving no yoga pants behind. And since it’s the anniversary of one of the worst terrorist attacks this country’s ever suffered, it only seems appropriate for me to shut the hell up about my inconsequential opinions and just make with the funny faces. [Ed. Note: Hey, I resent tha- ooh, boobs! - SW] Does that sound good to you, sex-crazed maniac Jude Law? How bout you, double-fisted-blowjob-looking Cee Lo Green?

One nation, under pregnant boobs, for liberty and and literally every time Kelly Brook Instagrams now for all,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants Val Chmerkovskiy DWTS Practice
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    “Dancing with People Sometimes in a B-Movie”

  2. Dakota Johnson Penn Badgley On Back Of Motorcycle Cymbeline Set
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    She’s like Dakota Fanning, only dirtier and wearing adult clothing.

  3. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants Val Chmerkovskiy DWTS Practice
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    “Easy stepping up inside, my dear. That patching is only meant to be temporary. One wrong stretch and we’ll both be eating our meals through a straw.”

  4. David Hasselhoff Yelling Into Phone BGC Annual Global Charity Day
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    “What! No, I can’t look out the window, They’ve got me talking on some sort of ironic hipsterphone.”

  5. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Pablo
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    This picture demonstrates everything the Real Houswives shows aren’t doing right.

  6. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
    Pablo
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    “Psst…Hulk…How did you get the hair to start growing on the top of your head again?”

  7. David Hasselhoff Yelling Into Phone BGC Annual Global Charity Day
    EricLR
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    Looks like he earned every cent of his $50 for that gig.

  8. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    “I kill children!”

  9. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress
    EricLR
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    Amazing that they were able to fit a red carpet in such a small place.

  10. James Caan Red Face Screaming With Maggie Lawson
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    “Ohhhh…yeah. I never thought of THAT hole.”

  11. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    I’d rather go blind…

  12. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants Val Chmerkovskiy DWTS Practice
    EricLR
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    Ouch! She really shouldn’t have tried pronouncing his last name without warming up first.

  13. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    Just name the amount! I’ll send a check to PETA to stop you.

  14. Miley Cyrus Buttcheek See Through Pants
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    If she doesn’t have her tongue hanging out, does she exist?

  15. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    She had to go through thousands of boxes, but it had paid off; at last, she had her very own Golden Penis.

  16. Bradley Whitford Hipster Glasses PaleyFestPreviews Fall TV ABC
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    Not since Josef Mengele’s lab assist Nicki donned a skin-tight SS trench coat, has medical ignorance and quackery looked so good.

  17. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
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    If you’re sweating that much, maybe you should take off the jacket.

  18. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
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    And that kids, is how you hold a guitar. Does this fulfill my community service?

  19. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Yoga Pants Val Chmerkovskiy DWTS Practice
    Qmak
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    She only got on the show after pushing Gina Gershon down the stairs.

  20. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
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    Everybody was all smiles, until the little girls began an impromptu cover of “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
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    Once you go Black…

  22. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
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    I just want her to be my wet nurse while she tells me tales of the “Firefly” on-set antics.

  23. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
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    I now pronounce you “gay” and “bald.”

  24. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
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    Normally, I’d say they’re coming from the gym, but…

  25. Jude Law Dom Hemingway Photocall TIFF
    EricLR
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    He just spotted Lee Van Cleef in the distance.

  26. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    shes a single mom who cares! single moms are worthless whores for fucking and dumping before meeting that fresh 18 year old

  27. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
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    2 MIDDLE AGE WOMEN HUGING

  28. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    EricLR
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    She’s not only sexy, she’s also prepared to defend herself against George Zimmerman.

  29. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
    Pablo
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    Harry looks a bit worried about being next up for confession.

  30. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    PUNCH HER AGAIN

  31. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
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    “You know, the POPE doesn’t dress like a pufda.”

  32. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
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    Those pants are TAD too short for that kid! cant his parents afford him a pair of new pants?

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    “Careful honey, don’t get your fingers caught in the car door and don’t hit your head on mommy’s enormous boobs.”

  34. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
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    Stick with him Kathie, he almost makes you look human.

  35. David Hasselhoff Yelling Into Phone BGC Annual Global Charity Day
    Pablo
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    I don’t know why we idolize professional athletes and A-list celebrities, Hasselhoff has been in a league of his own going on a quarter century now.

  36. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
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    Wow! The Smurfs have really upped their game!

  37. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
    Pablo
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    Don’t worry the part is yours in my next movie. No need to assume your casting couch face we’re at the Grove for God’s sake.

  38. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    Seems about right for her.

  39. Miley Cyrus Buttcheek See Through Pants
    deisree
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    that’s the flattest a** ever

  40. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
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    Sweet Snuggie promo

  41. Miley Cyrus Buttcheek See Through Pants
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    I wouldn’t have as much of a problem with the stuff she wears if it either fit her a little better or she filled it out more.

  42. Meagan Good Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    ghetto

  43. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    well yeah, put a fur on that & someone’ll shoot it or ship it off to Jellystone Park.

  44. Meagan Good Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    Middle name “not,” am I right? High five?

  45. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    deisree
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    gorgeous

  46. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
    Bpsoup
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    I love her breasts, but that is really not a flattering outfit. If it didn’t look like she had saggy armpits, it would look amazing.

  47. Miley Cyrus Buttcheek See Through Pants
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    Jaw cracking YAWN.

  48. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
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    oh dear. can’t bring myself to crack on a kid. but, oh dear.

  49. Bradley Whitford Hipster Glasses PaleyFestPreviews Fall TV ABC
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    Business….ethics

  50. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    Hey! People! DON’T CLICK ON “VIEW FULL SIZE”! It hurts. It really, really does…

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