The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.11.13

September 11th, 2013 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily feature on this site where I sometimes vent my “libtard” frustrations while leaving no yoga pants behind. And since it’s the anniversary of one of the worst terrorist attacks this country’s ever suffered, it only seems appropriate for me to shut the hell up about my inconsequential opinions and just make with the funny faces. [Ed. Note: Hey, I resent tha- ooh, boobs! - SW] Does that sound good to you, sex-crazed maniac Jude Law? How bout you, double-fisted-blowjob-looking Cee Lo Green?

One nation, under pregnant boobs, for liberty and and literally every time Kelly Brook Instagrams now for all,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Nothing sexier than this. A crisp, perfectly ironed shirt makes a man feel like a man!

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
    JW
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    “You’re right. It’s so much better when I don’t have to look at you.”

  3. Prince Charles Looking In Coffin Princes Initiative For Mature Enterprise
    SIN
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    Mother? Are you in there ? Can I be King now? ….Mother…?

  4. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
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    “Fuck”, thought Laura, as she watched the gym doors being chained shut. “I hate playing the guitar naked.”

  5. Mila Kunis Cleavage Third Person Portrait Session TIFF
    john
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    would love to be the “third person” in a threesome with her and Jennifer Love Hewitt (or insert your own hottie here)…………..HUH HUH I SAID INSERT. LOL

  6. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Why is she IRONING IN THE BATHROOM??? Can’t you do ANYTHING right!!! (raises backhand…)

    Hey, if we’re going to harken back to the good old days, let’s keep it consistent.

  7. Bradley Whitford Hipster Glasses PaleyFestPreviews Fall TV ABC
    EricLR
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    Wow, until he took the glasses off, I never realized Bradley was SuperJew!

  8. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
    SIN
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    Sorry, but big tits we never see can’t make up for the rest of her body.

  9. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
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    Wow. If I could do that, I wouldn’t work out, shave, or … bathe, either!

  10. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
    Sardonic
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    She smiled on the descent when she realized there was in fact a runaway lane just in case her brakes overheated.

  11. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
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    Damn, once you get Santana and Agassi in the front row, everyone forgets about Paul Simon and Hulk Hogan.

  12. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
    EricLR
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    Well, I finally know what the theme of my haunted house is going to be this year.

  13. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
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    “That’s right, you bastard. We remember EVERYTHING. Now unbutton that cassock and let Harry have the first go. He’s missed you dearly.”

  14. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
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    So, this not a wedding picture? Because I thought it was a wedding picture and I was like ewww, incest.

  15. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
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    Front page news – another lesbian comes out of the closet.

  16. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress
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    Mall store! Woo! Wait, what?

  17. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    You sure that’s not Gemma Teller’s hand?

  18. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
    EricLR
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    Say what you will. But for my money, the Compton chapter of the Blue Man Group is the best.

  19. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress
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    A MUCH more successful venture than the “Fedora Yurt”

  20. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    Yeah. I’d saddle it up. And so would all of you bastards.

  21. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
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    William – “And what do you do?”

  22. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    I dont want to ruin it for all, but just for one second imagine that you are looking at the AFTER shot, post Photoshop magic.

    Yeah, I know.

  23. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    Somewhere, there is a VERY pissed-off alligator.

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    She’s about ready to burst.

  25. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    I like the talent evaluator over her right shoulder. It says “rack” which is pretty much on point.

  26. Robert De Niro 50 Cent The Family Premiere
    EricLR
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    And that’s the first time 50-Cent ever got a taxi driver to stop for him.

  27. Meagan Good Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    Trucker Hat day in LA.
    Even after Googling her I still have no idea who this is, sorry.

  28. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    Never did I think a blonde, former playboy model and dating game co-host could deliver anything but the most well thought out and researched findings on child medicine, but here I am. I man willing to admit his mistake.

    I have now reached Sarcasm level 9000. I can retire now.

  29. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
    EricLR
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    I’d be pretty pissed at my dad if he passed on that body to me too.

  30. Robert De Niro 50 Cent The Family Premiere
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    50 cent.
    thats a little bit.
    - little bit.
    a very little bit.
    veery little bit.

  31. Bradley Whitford Hipster Glasses PaleyFestPreviews Fall TV ABC
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    He’s doing his best Tarantino “I just saw a barefoot woman” impression…

  32. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    Klassy!

  33. Prince Charles Looking In Coffin Princes Initiative For Mature Enterprise
    EricLR
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    I make me caskets look like Christmas gifts, I do!

  34. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
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    Is this supposed to be an anti-gay marriage PSA?

  35. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
    Barbarella
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    The face lift is fantastic, now how about a boob lift?

  36. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    This is what happens when Rhianna and Kim K go shopping together…

  37. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
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    Hugh Van Cutsem ?

    It sounds like National Lampoon is making horror movies now.

  38. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
    EricLR
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    Not pictured, the poor kids to the right trying to strum their tennis rackets.

  39. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
    EricLR
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    The guy on the far right is trying to remember who the fuck Jack Black is.

  40. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
    Pablo
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    Charities always bring out the best fashion in celebrities. Kathie looks great in that suit and Bruce looks stunning in a dress.

  41. Ashley Tisdale Butt Yoga Pants
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    So where can I hire a bodyguard that sports leather clogs?

    I hope he doesnt have to outrun a purse snatching.

  42. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
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    I think Mythbusters has it’s next and greatest episode right here: What if she fell forwards…

  43. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
    EricLR
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    Would God mind awfully if my brother came dressed as a Nazi?

  44. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
    Pablo
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    The “Got Milk” people are really upping their marketing strategy.

  45. Dakota Johnson Penn Badgley On Back Of Motorcycle Cymbeline Set
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    Penn: “And now. Can you feel it now?”
    Dakota: “Yes. God, what is that?”
    Penn: “It’s Penn’s peen.”
    Dakota: “I hate my agent.”

  46. David Hasselhoff Yelling Into Phone BGC Annual Global Charity Day
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    “Of course with onions! And extra cheese. Name? Put it under Turd Ferguson I’ll be right over.”

  47. Ashley Tisdale Butt Yoga Pants
    EricLR
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    The guy on the right is happy to have a job as a water carrier, after his stint as head of MGM.

  48. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress
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    Damn, what a whooty…

  49. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    Next time she loses it, I’ll bet I know where to look first for it!

  50. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    James Franco gives the most thoughtful gifts.

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