The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.11.13

September 11th, 2013 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the daily feature on this site where I sometimes vent my “libtard” frustrations while leaving no yoga pants behind. And since it’s the anniversary of one of the worst terrorist attacks this country’s ever suffered, it only seems appropriate for me to shut the hell up about my inconsequential opinions and just make with the funny faces. [Ed. Note: Hey, I resent tha- ooh, boobs! - SW] Does that sound good to you, sex-crazed maniac Jude Law? How bout you, double-fisted-blowjob-looking Cee Lo Green?

One nation, under pregnant boobs, for liberty and and literally every time Kelly Brook Instagrams now for all,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    Never has the valley of ignorance looked so tempting…

  2. Bradley Whitford Hipster Glasses PaleyFestPreviews Fall TV ABC
    Melted Fist
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    Picture the smell of his death breath.

  3. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
    Melted Fist
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    What is this. Golden Girls reunion?

    Thank you for being a friend?

  4. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
    Melted Fist
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    An ugly defected Jawa

  5. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
    joe
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    I hope I get a vote on that proposition.

  6. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    It felt nice, she thought, but how much better would it feel once she ground her face into a little concrete…

  7. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
    Melted Fist
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    Travolta has the same one.

  8. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
    Bonky
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    Immoral slattern !

  9. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
    joe
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    Inbred royals taking advice from a man in a dress. What could go wrong here?

  10. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
    Melted Fist
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    Slob

  11. Bradley Whitford Hipster Glasses PaleyFestPreviews Fall TV ABC
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    Clark Kent
    Bradley Whitford
    Clark Kent
    Bradley Whitford

  12. David Hasselhoff Yelling Into Phone BGC Annual Global Charity Day
    joe
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    Yeah, pal. I need a dozen cheeseburgers here. Now.

  13. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    Sadly, moments later, she was corralled by Japanese tourists and harpooned to death.

  14. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
    Bonky
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    Ok, which one is Bruce Jenner and which one is Kathie Lee Gifford ?

  15. Robert De Niro 50 Cent The Family Premiere
    Melted Fist
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    Why does the great Robert De Niro have this clown in some of his recent movies? Trying to ruin his legacy?

  16. Bruce Jenner Kathie Lee Gifford Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald And BGC
    wojr
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    Just discovered that they were Eskimo Brothers – via their plastic surgeon AND Frank Gifford.

  17. Robert De Niro 50 Cent The Family Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I know you thought I was joking, but seriously…

    Hand over your wallet.

  18. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
    Melted Fist
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    He looks like he smells like expired mouldy cheese.

  19. Robert De Niro 50 Cent The Family Premiere
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    “We had a great time shooting this film together. In fact, Half Dollar and I have become close friends, close friends.”

  20. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
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    That gum hasn’t been tested yet. Wait. Don’t. Stop.

  21. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
    Melted Fist
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    Why no mention of the Hulkster in the background?

  22. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
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    Well the pumpkin doesn’t fall far from the pumpkin tree?

  23. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    Ooh, boobs…nice, a little saggy, kind of asymmetrical, looks like some stretch marks, but nicely sizedOhGodItsJennyMcCarthy!

    I know it’s not rational, but I just imagine her boobs as a patient zero type disease vector.

  24. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look at these 4 guys… this must be the prelude to the felonies.

  25. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
    Melted Fist
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    They’re probably talking about the first thing that “pops up”?

  26. James Caan Red Face Screaming With Maggie Lawson
    Sardonic
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    “You’re absolutely right. It might be tight, but I know I can get it in there. And how’s your gag reflex?”

  27. David Hasselhoff Yelling Into Phone BGC Annual Global Charity Day
    Melted Fist
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    Don’t Hassel the Hoff!

  28. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
    0uroboros
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    That would be Prince William, the next next King, not Charles.

  29. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    I hope she remembers to take those rings off before Chris Brown starts asking why she keeps hitting herself.

  30. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    We’d…uh…rather you wore fur. LOTS and lots of fur.

  31. Prince Harry Prince William Talking To Cardinal Requiem Mass For Hugh Van Cutsem
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It doesn’t have to be today, but since Nana and Dad will both be here and you’ve already got that hole in the ground…

  32. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
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    In a bold countermeasure, the fur industry rolls out it’s controversial, but convincing, marketing campaign

  33. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
    Smapdi
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    Well she kind of succeeded – I lost my appetite after seeing that photo.

  34. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
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    She is wearing her lab coat – probably on her way to curing another medical condition.

  35. Gemma Collins Naked PETA Ad
    Codot
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    I’m gonna have to club so many seals to get that image out of my head.

  36. Meagan Good Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    PtC
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    I thought it was Snookie

  37. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
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    Although he suspected his wife of cheating, it soon became clear that a blood test was not necessary.

  38. Robert De Niro 50 Cent The Family Premiere
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    “…and he said ’50 Cent’, which I thought was a great price for a shoe shine. Well, it was an awkward moment, but we get along great now”

  39. Meagan Good Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    Everybody’s got the wrong fuckin’ hats, again.

  40. Cee Lo Green Hoodie Goodie Mob
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    Cee Lo Blue.

  41. Carlos Santana Andre Agassi Musical Instrument Donation Event
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    Mere moments after the picture was taken, Edgar Winter’s evil alien symbiote mustache, lept off his face, and slaughtered everyone in the room.

  42. Philip Seymour Hoffman Sweaty Shirt Son Alexander
    Sardonic
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    “Dad, it’s only 2 blocks to the gym, why are you sweating already?”

  43. Prince Charles Looking In Coffin Princes Initiative For Mature Enterprise
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    Finality, he thought. Man’s dreaded end. Unavoidable. It is the darkness we all must face. These contrived boxes only serve to bring peace for those still living. Indeed, the eternal suffering will have begun long before we are placed inside…are those free envelopes? By Jove! No one told me there would be free envelopes! I must stuff my pockets full of them before the others take notice. Careful now, Charles. One step at a time. Easy…

  44. Rihanna Dick Purse Instagram
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    Stroke the dickpurse and it grows into dickluggage.

  45. Prince Charles Looking In Coffin Princes Initiative For Mature Enterprise
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    “B-b-but, Your Highness, the Queen appears quite healthy!”
    “Quite. But, one can’t be too prepared, can they?”

  46. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party
    EricLR
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    My tits caused a polio epidemic!

  47. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
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    I’ll be in my bunk.

  48. Prince Charles Looking In Coffin Princes Initiative For Mature Enterprise
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    “Ah yes, just like the one we buried my whore of an ex wife in”

    It’s been 16 years, screw you and your “too soon” bullshit.

  49. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Jack Black Extra
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    I’m gonna Fuck you softly.

  50. Christina Hendricks Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Fashion Show
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    Look out Christina! The albino villain from every 80′s action movie is behind you!

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