The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.8.12

August 8th, 2012 // 710 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop posting that big disgusting, sloppy excuse for an ass?’

Nope, not as long as I have this big, beautifully never-been-pissed-on-by-a-moron-for-fame one to post right next to it in comparison,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    lily
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    shes adorable and always looks happy and smiling! seems like a down to earth girl, i like her!

  2. Sylvester Stallone
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    That oldman arm has nearly as many ripples as Janice Dickinson’s breasts.

  3. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    Contusion
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    Isn’t that the little country chick from American Idol on the right?

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    lily
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    COW.

  5. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    justin
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    Never go full retard….huh? what’s that? that’s how his face looks all the time….ummm does he have down syndrome? Nope just douche syndrome.

  6. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
    JPC
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    If only she’d take that approach a little further and go with the burqa.

  7. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    lily
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    Looks great here…nice behind

  8. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    lily
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    LOL nice picture. He really is as dumb as he looks…just listen to the interviews….but he gets a pass on account of how friggin hott he is

  9. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    On the other hand you should see how far he can swim underwater

  10. Jessica White Side Boob Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    Nice try “Jessica.” We know it’s you Latoya.

  11. Amanda Lepore Cleavage Horrible Plastic Surgery
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    Don’t be ridiculous. That’s clearly Larry King.

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt Midriff Sweatpants No Make Up
    kimmykimkim
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    What’s she crying about now?

  13. Kate Walsh Legs Fake Tan Short Shorts
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    Miley Cyrus meets LeAnn Rimes and ages 10 years.

  14. Seal Crotch Wet Spot
    Swearin
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    Usher, circa 2025

  15. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Jeans Lower Back Birthmarks
    Jman
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    How could you miss a donkey punch twice?

  16. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    sprub
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    When the largest tights available are stretched so thin that you can read the tag on your thong, maybe it’s time to shop for a muumuu.

  17. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Patrick Duff Linda Gray Extra
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    yum.

  18. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Jeans Lower Back Birthmarks
    Cock Dr
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    Those are “cupping” marks?
    Why would she want everyone to see that? Isn’t that a weird Gwen Paltrow type affectation?

  19. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
    sprub
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    He’s checking that he actually smells like a Parisian.

  20. Shanna Moakler Cleavage Animal Hat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Ass over tit

  21. Nicolas Cage Healing Centre
    Swearin
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    There’s half of the title for The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 2 right there

  22. Seal Crotch Wet Spot
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    Kissed by A Rose? Anybody?

  23. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Let the Hunger Games begin

  24. Nicolas Cage Healing Centre
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    I see he went with the eyes of newt.

  25. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
    sprub
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    His eyes are the gateway to the soul… which sounds like that “The number you have reached is no longer in service” message.

  26. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
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    Isn’t there an age cutoff for skinny jeans? And a gender?

  27. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
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    Smells like cheese.

  28. Jonah Hill Fedora No Socks
    Swearin
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    I think his stomach and/or mouth just sent him a cease-and-decist order.

  29. Philip Seymour Hoffman Fat Messenger Bag Bike
    Billebuoy
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    Damn! Look at those biker calves.

    • The only way those are biker calves is if he ate the previous owner of that bicycle and it went straight to his legs.

    • They’re big-person calves. Calves are pretty much the only thing on a chronically overweight person that’re perfectly muscular and toned. But eff it, PSH, I love you, never change.

  30. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    sprub
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    Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaan ?!?

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt Midriff Sweatpants No Make Up
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    Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

  32. Shanna Moakler Cleavage Animal Hat
    sprub
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    All that static electricity… I want to zap her nipples !

  33. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
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    Do he color each individual hair with a Sharpie or does he just cram his head in a vat of ink?

  34. Dolph Lundgren The Expendables 2 Photocall
    Swearin
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    “I must break wind…and then you”

  35. Sylvester Stallone
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    I’m giving him a pass since his son just died.

  36. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
    sprub
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    Move : I fart in your general direction (while protecting ze people on my left)

  37. Philip Seymour Hoffman Fat Messenger Bag Bike
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    Nolte Lite.

  38. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    EricLr
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    Going through her head right now: “I’ve finally made it! This is going to last forever!”

    Going through her head 10 years from now: “God, I hope I get that part in that TNT soap opera. I hope propositioning the producer wasn’t too forward.”

  39. Dolph Lundgren The Expendables 2 Photocall
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    Two coat pockets were so yesterday.

  40. Gael García Bernal
    Billebuoy
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    Somebody should let him know that dickie doesn’t mesh with the button down.

  41. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Patrick Duff Linda Gray Extra
    EricLr
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    Linda: pssst…Patrick, who is this fame whore?

    Patrick: I don’t know either. Just play along

  42. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
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    “small bills only …. and a cup of herbal tea … and nobody gets hurt.”

  43. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
    EricLr
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    It’s his new performance art piece: “Elvis Costello With Crabs.”

  44. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    Sheppy
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    Wowza!

  45. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
    EricLr
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    Bitch, back off. Don’t make daddy use his pimp hand!

  46. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
    Hank E. Ring
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    Joey Lawrence, 2030

  47. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    EricLr
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    You can beat him, Rocky!!!

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    Eustace Haney
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    smells like piss around here …

  49. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    Hank E. Ring
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    I don’t know if I should praise Daisy for working it back to health, or the minds behind Photoshop.

  50. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
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    Even the dressage horses are out partying!

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