Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop posting that big disgusting, sloppy excuse for an ass?’
Nope, not as long as I have this big, beautifully never-been-pissed-on-by-a-moron-for-fame one to post right next to it in comparison,
- Photo Boy
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shes adorable and always looks happy and smiling! seems like a down to earth girl, i like her!
Good for you.
That oldman arm has nearly as many ripples as Janice Dickinson’s breasts.
Isn’t that the little country chick from American Idol on the right?
COW.
Never go full retard….huh? what’s that? that’s how his face looks all the time….ummm does he have down syndrome? Nope just douche syndrome.
If only she’d take that approach a little further and go with the burqa.
Looks great here…nice behind
LOL nice picture. He really is as dumb as he looks…just listen to the interviews….but he gets a pass on account of how friggin hott he is
His Twitter is a gold mine of stupidity as well.
On the other hand you should see how far he can swim underwater
Nice try “Jessica.” We know it’s you Latoya.
I thought it was Jermaine for a second, but you’re right. I think that is LaToya’s nose.
Don’t be ridiculous. That’s clearly Larry King.
What’s she crying about now?
Miley Cyrus meets LeAnn Rimes and ages 10 years.
Usher, circa 2025
How could you miss a donkey punch twice?
When the largest tights available are stretched so thin that you can read the tag on your thong, maybe it’s time to shop for a muumuu.
yum.
Those are “cupping” marks?
Why would she want everyone to see that? Isn’t that a weird Gwen Paltrow type affectation?
He’s checking that he actually smells like a Parisian.
Ass over tit
There’s half of the title for The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 2 right there
Kissed by A Rose? Anybody?
More like “Pissed by a Rose”, amirite? Ar ar ar ar ar.
Let the Hunger Games begin
I see he went with the eyes of newt.
His eyes are the gateway to the soul… which sounds like that “The number you have reached is no longer in service” message.
Isn’t there an age cutoff for skinny jeans? And a gender?
Smells like cheese.
I think his stomach and/or mouth just sent him a cease-and-decist order.
Damn! Look at those biker calves.
The only way those are biker calves is if he ate the previous owner of that bicycle and it went straight to his legs.
They’re big-person calves. Calves are pretty much the only thing on a chronically overweight person that’re perfectly muscular and toned. But eff it, PSH, I love you, never change.
Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaan ?!?
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.
All that static electricity… I want to zap her nipples !
Do he color each individual hair with a Sharpie or does he just cram his head in a vat of ink?
“I must break wind…and then you”
I’m giving him a pass since his son just died.
Move : I fart in your general direction (while protecting ze people on my left)
Nolte Lite.
Going through her head right now: “I’ve finally made it! This is going to last forever!”
Going through her head 10 years from now: “God, I hope I get that part in that TNT soap opera. I hope propositioning the producer wasn’t too forward.”
This is about as accurate as your prediction for this Election Day.
Two coat pockets were so yesterday.
Somebody should let him know that dickie doesn’t mesh with the button down.
Maybe he just came from the dentist.
Linda: pssst…Patrick, who is this fame whore?
Patrick: I don’t know either. Just play along
“small bills only …. and a cup of herbal tea … and nobody gets hurt.”
It’s his new performance art piece: “Elvis Costello With Crabs.”
Wowza!
Bitch, back off. Don’t make daddy use his pimp hand!
Joey Lawrence, 2030
You can beat him, Rocky!!!
smells like piss around here …
I don’t know if I should praise Daisy for working it back to health, or the minds behind Photoshop.
Even the dressage horses are out partying!