The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.8.12

August 8th, 2012 // 710 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop posting that big disgusting, sloppy excuse for an ass?’

Nope, not as long as I have this big, beautifully never-been-pissed-on-by-a-moron-for-fame one to post right next to it in comparison,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    Mitt Romney
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    I’m pretty sure her face is 100% rubber.

  2. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    Mitt Romney
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    Pic 1 I said her face was made of rubber…yet in pic 2 she looks worse still.

  3. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    Larry King is fucking flexible !

  4. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    Mitt Romney
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    The girl on the right, normally found in the discard bin, looks rather attractive in comparison.

  5. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    Mitt Romney
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    Ah yes, August is definitely stupid shoe month.

  6. Rihanna Cleavage Drunk Twitter
    Ben Dover
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    Rihanna The New Amy Winehouse

  7. Dutch Olympian Dion Dreesens Drunk Chick Straddling Him
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    “Iya lova vagina! Ita make my pee pee so happy!”

  8. Sylvester Stallone
    DeucePickle
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    66 years old.

  9. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    cc
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    Some asses are better left unseen.

  10. Kate Walsh Legs Fake Tan Short Shorts
    DeucePickle
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    Those are some pretty good thighs. Probably from lifting her feet in those 12 pound shoes.

  11. Naomi Watts Princess Di
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    Is this pre- or post- car accident?

  12. Jonah Hill Fedora No Socks
    Cock Dr
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    Horizontal stripes……that’s a bold fashion move Mr Hill.

  13. Jennifer Love Hewitt Midriff Sweatpants No Make Up
    bigalkie
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    Look at me.. I’m a pear!

  14. Nicolas Cage Healing Centre
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    Too bad the Healing Centre doesn’t do hair restoration.

  15. Jonah Hill Fedora No Socks
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    He must buy his clothes in one of every size.

  16. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
    joe
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    Scratch different.

  17. Rihanna Cleavage Drunk Twitter
    Joaquin ingles
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    That Cayuga looks listless.

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
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    It’s like standing next to the Grand Canyon.

  19. Jonah Hill Fedora No Socks
    bigalkie
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    His Charles Atlas muscle man program arrived via FedEx

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    Snooki's Taint
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    Well, say what you want, I think that girl’s butt is a little on the large size

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Patrick Duff Linda Gray Extra
    richie
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    spank you very much!

  22. Gael García Bernal
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    Either he is actively embracing or making fun of Scientology. There is no in between.

  23. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
    LadyLynna
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    High-kicking for the camera: Duck lips for men.

  24. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    richie
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    Outstanding!

  25. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
    joe
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    Welcome to the fairground.

  26. Seal Crotch Wet Spot
    kimmykimkim
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    What’s with the 45 degree angled zipper?

  27. Philip Seymour Hoffman Fat Messenger Bag Bike
    bigalkie
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    He had to scour the earth to find a shorter, gayer looking assistant to deflect the obvious.

  28. Sylvester Stallone
    Canon
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    Pretty good for an older man

  29. Seal Crotch Wet Spot
    Contusion
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    He looks like a Project Runway outfit gone bad.

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    Contusion
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    Yep, that’s where the poop comes out.

  31. Philip Seymour Hoffman Fat Messenger Bag Bike
    richie
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    when’s he due? does he know the sex yet? mazel tov!

  32. Amanda Lepore Cleavage Horrible Plastic Surgery
    bigalkie
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    Anderson Cooper dolled up.

  33. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Jeans Lower Back Birthmarks
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    This is a real life version of the dream of wearing bad/ripped clothing in high school, or more appropriately, this is a real life version of a scene from every 1980′s movie ever made.

  34. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    Contusion
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    She posted the picture…but who is it of?

  35. Jonah Hill Fedora No Socks
    LadyLynna
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    Yo-Yo dieting is unhealthy. Make up your mind, Jonah. Do you want to look like Samantha Ronson or Rosie O’Donnell?

  36. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    Canon
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    That is a dude.

  37. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
    bigalkie
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    Anyway this could be permanent?

  38. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
    Contusion
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    You just know the photographers are sitting there, waiting to say “Hey Jean Claude, give us one of your signature karate kicks!”

  39. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
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    The terrorists win.

  40. Sylvester Stallone
    Contusion
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    He’s starting to look like one of those charts that only show the blood veins in your body.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    Billebuoy
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    A little more fix-a-flat and she’ll be good as new

  42. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    American Gothic 2012

  43. Philip Seymour Hoffman Fat Messenger Bag Bike
    Contusion
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    Now there’s a man who truly doesn’t give a fuck.

  44. Shanna Moakler Cleavage Animal Hat
    ancient egyption sphincter
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    So she sees an endangered zebra kangaroo and makes a coat out of it. How fucked up is that?

  45. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
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    Once Jean Claude was a bad-ass Belgium martial arts expert — now he just looks like a jewish accountant who does yoga.

  46. Amanda Lepore Cleavage Horrible Plastic Surgery
    Contusion
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    Must have gotten the caption wrong…that’s clearly Kendra.

  47. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Patrick Duff Linda Gray Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Christie Brinkley appreciates a great ass too.

  48. Rihanna Cleavage Drunk Twitter
    lily
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    shes disgusting

  49. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
    Contusion
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    Oh, how shocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
    Billebuoy
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    Smells just like I thought a Parisian Florist would! Yummy.

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