Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop posting that big disgusting, sloppy excuse for an ass?’
Nope, not as long as I have this big, beautifully never-been-pissed-on-by-a-moron-for-fame one to post right next to it in comparison,
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I’m pretty sure her face is 100% rubber.
Pic 1 I said her face was made of rubber…yet in pic 2 she looks worse still.
Larry King is fucking flexible !
The girl on the right, normally found in the discard bin, looks rather attractive in comparison.
Ah yes, August is definitely stupid shoe month.
Those aren’t just stupid they’re downright dangerous.
Rihanna The New Amy Winehouse
but with less singing talent.
yeah, maybe so, but she’s got a much better ass, and she’s not afraid to use it.
You actually used the lame, overy-used, hackneyed ‘Hitler’ in your handle to get some attention?
What are you, a fucking Kardashian?
“Iya lova vagina! Ita make my pee pee so happy!”
66 years old.
Some asses are better left unseen.
Those are some pretty good thighs. Probably from lifting her feet in those 12 pound shoes.
Is this pre- or post- car accident?
Horizontal stripes……that’s a bold fashion move Mr Hill.
Look at me.. I’m a pear!
Too bad the Healing Centre doesn’t do hair restoration.
Someone direct him to Justin Bieber’s place, he’s got all the answers.
He must buy his clothes in one of every size.
Scratch different.
That Cayuga looks listless.
It’s like standing next to the Grand Canyon.
His Charles Atlas muscle man program arrived via FedEx
Well, say what you want, I think that girl’s butt is a little on the large size
spank you very much!
Either he is actively embracing or making fun of Scientology. There is no in between.
High-kicking for the camera: Duck lips for men.
Outstanding!
Welcome to the fairground.
What’s with the 45 degree angled zipper?
He had to scour the earth to find a shorter, gayer looking assistant to deflect the obvious.
Careful…Jonah Hill might poach him.
Pretty good for an older man
He looks like a Project Runway outfit gone bad.
Yep, that’s where the poop comes out.
when’s he due? does he know the sex yet? mazel tov!
Anderson Cooper dolled up.
This is a real life version of the dream of wearing bad/ripped clothing in high school, or more appropriately, this is a real life version of a scene from every 1980′s movie ever made.
She posted the picture…but who is it of?
Yo-Yo dieting is unhealthy. Make up your mind, Jonah. Do you want to look like Samantha Ronson or Rosie O’Donnell?
That is a dude.
Anyway this could be permanent?
You just know the photographers are sitting there, waiting to say “Hey Jean Claude, give us one of your signature karate kicks!”
The terrorists win.
He’s starting to look like one of those charts that only show the blood veins in your body.
He and Madonna must have the same doc.
A little more fix-a-flat and she’ll be good as new
American Gothic 2012
Now there’s a man who truly doesn’t give a fuck.
So she sees an endangered zebra kangaroo and makes a coat out of it. How fucked up is that?
Once Jean Claude was a bad-ass Belgium martial arts expert — now he just looks like a jewish accountant who does yoga.
Must have gotten the caption wrong…that’s clearly Kendra.
Christie Brinkley appreciates a great ass too.
shes disgusting
Oh, how shocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smells just like I thought a Parisian Florist would! Yummy.