Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop posting that big disgusting, sloppy excuse for an ass?’
Nope, not as long as I have this big, beautifully never-been-pissed-on-by-a-moron-for-fame one to post right next to it in comparison,
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Was he sharing a sleeping bag in the park with Brigitte Nielsen las night?
YeaH. Where was HE when she needed him?
He was pitching a tent.
Hey Hef, wanna make a dime the hard way?
I thought it was Justin Beiber. I’m not convinced it isn’t.
I hate it when I can’t see her bum.
You’re welcome…
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Oh my God
She’s like an assless game of Twister.
I’m laughing at her back.
Wonder what’s even funnier on her front that’s making that woman laugh…
We were robbed.
This is a transvestite, right?!
Goldbond did wonders for my jock itch.
Bring in the Gimp.
Gimps sleepn’
She so cutting edge and controversial!
(can you HEAR my eyes rolling?)
She’s making a profound statement about the Church’s role in the Inquisition.
What… that after the Racks and Iron Maidens and Blinding with Hot Coals and various other torture devices, we can all just laugh because the Inquisitors had saggy tits under their robes the whole time?
Well, if you’re going to do that, I’m going to do this.
Er, this.
Her fans will have to Google “the Inquisition”
She should know all about the Spanish Inquisition. Hell, she was there.
Yes, she was. She sang “Like A Virgin” dressed as a nun (so cutting edge!),
then stripped off her habit to reveal her rocket-nose-cone bra (so cutting edge!),
then crawled up onto a mirrored cross and pretended she was crucified (so cutting edge!),
then sat in front of them spread-eagled to reveal her wizened old twat in small, virginal-white panties (so cutting edge!),
and they all confessed, confessed, confessed…
ANYTHING was better than this hell-on-earth!
She WAS the Grand Inquisitor!
You left out the faux lesbo kiss with Britney.
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Now sit in the comfy chair!”
I know that she’s a whore and probably full of STDs, but I can’t help it.
Ok, don’t smile dude, it doesn’t suit you!
Expandables 2.
When you’re dressed like a Parisian florist, you can grope yourself any time you please.
More snout required.
It has got to be bad when men looks away and women laugh at you!
Isn’t that the little gold digger who dumped him on the eve of the wedding?
I don’t know…so many fake blondes orbiting this man.
Yeah, I was going to have Hef say, “Are you going to leave me at the altar, too?” until I realized this is the woman who left him at the altar. And for all the jokes people are making about Hef not knowing who this is, I’m pretty sure he does, because that look on his face is unmistakably, “You fucking bitch.”
And yet… he took her back…
You’d think with all the tail that comes in and out of the Playboy Mansion, he could at least find another Holly (a golddigger, but she seemed to genuinely care about him.)
“Hey, you guys read about that Higgs boson? Incredible.”
That’s what booze will do to you. Phelps wisely chooses to toke instead.
This is a projection of an ass onto her drive in theater screen of an ass. Right?
That’s cruel…someone told him they were sending him a script.
The 80′s called to say: “fuck you for trying and horribly failing”….
“Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Crystal?”
Ah, redemption for the disgusting ass in the previous post.
Well played.
OMG!!! Seriously, another horrible final 5? What did we ever do to guys to deserve such horrors?
I’d hunt that for sport.
If peein’ your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
“Whew. Sheezus. I wish there were an easier way to get around other than walking everywhere.”
Patience Raoul, it’ll come to him.
That picture says “Kadooment” all over it
Dude, don’t get yourself so fucked up that you can’t partake of all that panting UK pussy. This is a window of international opportunity that doesn’t happen every day.
Fucking claymation. . .
Thank you…… Camel Toe Fairy??
“Clammy Fairy”?… No, sounds gross… “Snatch Fairy”?… No, too Guy Ritchie. “Fupa Fairy”?… No, not anatomically accurate. Anyone else want to take a shot at it?
Vagina Vixen.
I was gonna say “Flower Fairy” – as in “tulips”. Too obscure?
Is August stupid shoe month?
If all you’re noticing is the shoes, you’re doing it wrong.
But those shoes are sooo ugly and she’s not distracting us with her rack or her ass, so…ewww, shoes. Sad, sad shoes.
Legs, kimmy. Legs. There’s also a nice figure there, and she has a pretty face, even if it’s obscured here by sunglasses, but ultimately, legs. Forty-four-year-old legs. Legs that I wouldn’t mind having wrapped around me.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a breast man, but here…legs.
Insert eraser here and you too can have a pencil troll!
“And so I had the doctor remove every sweat gland except for one, right in the middle of my torso.”
That’s no moon, that’s a space station.
And then then he saw it, a 1963 Leica II, in full exposure, capturing him, his art, and his life in a beautiful, timeless moment. This must be my greatest fan, he thought, as tears of thanksgiving began to form and the urine of joy began to flow.
“Urine of joy”? Wouldn’t he have spooged himself at the prospect you described? I was really expecting our newest gay porn writer to have this scene, er, climax with Seal’s cumming, and you disappointed me, Gilberator.
I’m collecting pics like this so that in just a few short years, I will be able to create a great animated gif showing the utter collapse of that thing in slo-mo.
Oddly, Jessica White is trying to be the black Jessica Rabbit.
Never has a movie been so appropriately titled.
♫ Mama don’t take my Kodachrome away…. ♪
Did the shoes match?
Sort of.
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They “go”.
Well, I’m a guy. I don’t know enough about women’s shoes to be sure. Also…not gay.
The boots are meh.
Was hoping for something with stripes, ears & eyes.
Thanks TF.
That is one fantastic hynee, I mean it, that thing’s good.
If I ever wanted one of these pictures to have sound, this is it.
WHAT?
I love her – do Plybay plz :-*
As this picture was taken, a mighty “CRACK!” was heard as he breaks his hip.
Can’t….bang….anymore….chicks
Are you sure that’s him? He’s not wearing plaid.
Or eating soup.
But he does have a nice food stain in the middle of his t-shirt. It’s him!
Why won’t anyone love me ?