The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.8.12

August 8th, 2012 // 710 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop posting that big disgusting, sloppy excuse for an ass?’

Nope, not as long as I have this big, beautifully never-been-pissed-on-by-a-moron-for-fame one to post right next to it in comparison,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Dolph Lundgren The Expendables 2 Photocall
    Johnny P!
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    Was he sharing a sleeping bag in the park with Brigitte Nielsen las night?

  2. Amanda Lepore Cleavage Horrible Plastic Surgery
    it had to be said
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    Hey Hef, wanna make a dime the hard way?

  3. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
    Animal
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    I thought it was Justin Beiber. I’m not convinced it isn’t.

  4. Irina Shayk Bikini Top
    cc
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    I hate it when I can’t see her bum.

  5. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Jeans Lower Back Birthmarks
    it had to be said
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    She’s like an assless game of Twister.

  6. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Jeans Lower Back Birthmarks
    Johnny P!
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    I’m laughing at her back.
    Wonder what’s even funnier on her front that’s making that woman laugh…

  7. Jessica White Side Boob Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Crissy
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    This is a transvestite, right?!

  8. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
    superdouche
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    Goldbond did wonders for my jock itch.

  9. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
    it had to be said
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    Bring in the Gimp.

  10. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
    Johnny P!
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    She so cutting edge and controversial!
    (can you HEAR my eyes rolling?)

    • Mitt Romney

      She’s making a profound statement about the Church’s role in the Inquisition.

      • Johnny P!

        What… that after the Racks and Iron Maidens and Blinding with Hot Coals and various other torture devices, we can all just laugh because the Inquisitors had saggy tits under their robes the whole time?

      • Well, if you’re going to do that, I’m going to do this.

      • Eustace Haney

        Her fans will have to Google “the Inquisition”

      • She should know all about the Spanish Inquisition. Hell, she was there.

      • Johnny P!

        Yes, she was. She sang “Like A Virgin” dressed as a nun (so cutting edge!),
        then stripped off her habit to reveal her rocket-nose-cone bra (so cutting edge!),
        then crawled up onto a mirrored cross and pretended she was crucified (so cutting edge!),
        then sat in front of them spread-eagled to reveal her wizened old twat in small, virginal-white panties (so cutting edge!),
        and they all confessed, confessed, confessed…
        ANYTHING was better than this hell-on-earth!
        She WAS the Grand Inquisitor!

      • Snack pack

        You left out the faux lesbo kiss with Britney.

        “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Now sit in the comfy chair!”

  11. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    I know that she’s a whore and probably full of STDs, but I can’t help it.

  12. Dolph Lundgren The Expendables 2 Photocall
    Crissy
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    Ok, don’t smile dude, it doesn’t suit you!

  13. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
    Raoul
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    Expandables 2.

  14. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
    Animal
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    When you’re dressed like a Parisian florist, you can grope yourself any time you please.

  15. Naomi Watts Princess Di
    cc
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    More snout required.

  16. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Jeans Lower Back Birthmarks
    Crissy
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    It has got to be bad when men looks away and women laugh at you!

  17. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
    Cock Dr
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    Isn’t that the little gold digger who dumped him on the eve of the wedding?
    I don’t know…so many fake blondes orbiting this man.

    • Yeah, I was going to have Hef say, “Are you going to leave me at the altar, too?” until I realized this is the woman who left him at the altar. And for all the jokes people are making about Hef not knowing who this is, I’m pretty sure he does, because that look on his face is unmistakably, “You fucking bitch.”

      • And yet… he took her back…

        You’d think with all the tail that comes in and out of the Playboy Mansion, he could at least find another Holly (a golddigger, but she seemed to genuinely care about him.)

  18. Sylvester Stallone
    Raoul
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    “Hey, you guys read about that Higgs boson? Incredible.”

  19. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    Animal
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    That’s what booze will do to you. Phelps wisely chooses to toke instead.

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a projection of an ass onto her drive in theater screen of an ass. Right?

  21. Jonah Hill Fedora No Socks
    cc
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    That’s cruel…someone told him they were sending him a script.

  22. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    Crissy
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    The 80′s called to say: “fuck you for trying and horribly failing”….

  23. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
    Bob
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    “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Crystal?”

  24. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Patrick Duff Linda Gray Extra
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    Ah, redemption for the disgusting ass in the previous post.
    Well played.

  25. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    Crissy
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    OMG!!! Seriously, another horrible final 5? What did we ever do to guys to deserve such horrors?

  26. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    JC
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    I’d hunt that for sport.

  27. Seal Crotch Wet Spot
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    If peein’ your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

  28. Philip Seymour Hoffman Fat Messenger Bag Bike
    Raoul
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    “Whew. Sheezus. I wish there were an easier way to get around other than walking everywhere.”

  29. Rihanna Cleavage Drunk Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    That picture says “Kadooment” all over it

  30. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    Cock Dr
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    Dude, don’t get yourself so fucked up that you can’t partake of all that panting UK pussy. This is a window of international opportunity that doesn’t happen every day.

  31. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking claymation. . .

  32. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you…… Camel Toe Fairy??

  33. Kate Walsh Legs Fake Tan Short Shorts
    cc
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    Is August stupid shoe month?

    • If all you’re noticing is the shoes, you’re doing it wrong.

      • kimmykimkim

        But those shoes are sooo ugly and she’s not distracting us with her rack or her ass, so…ewww, shoes. Sad, sad shoes.

      • Legs, kimmy. Legs. There’s also a nice figure there, and she has a pretty face, even if it’s obscured here by sunglasses, but ultimately, legs. Forty-four-year-old legs. Legs that I wouldn’t mind having wrapped around me.

        Don’t get me wrong, I’m a breast man, but here…legs.

  34. Chelsee Healey Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Insert eraser here and you too can have a pencil troll!

  35. Philip Seymour Hoffman Fat Messenger Bag Bike
    JC
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    “And so I had the doctor remove every sweat gland except for one, right in the middle of my torso.”

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    DeucePickle
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    That’s no moon, that’s a space station.

  37. Seal Crotch Wet Spot
    Commented on this photo:

    And then then he saw it, a 1963 Leica II, in full exposure, capturing him, his art, and his life in a beautiful, timeless moment. This must be my greatest fan, he thought, as tears of thanksgiving began to form and the urine of joy began to flow.

    • “Urine of joy”? Wouldn’t he have spooged himself at the prospect you described? I was really expecting our newest gay porn writer to have this scene, er, climax with Seal’s cumming, and you disappointed me, Gilberator.

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
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    I’m collecting pics like this so that in just a few short years, I will be able to create a great animated gif showing the utter collapse of that thing in slo-mo.

  39. Jessica White Side Boob Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    cc
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    Oddly, Jessica White is trying to be the black Jessica Rabbit.

  40. Dolph Lundgren The Expendables 2 Photocall
    JC
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    Never has a movie been so appropriately titled.

  41. Seal Crotch Wet Spot
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    ♫ Mama don’t take my Kodachrome away…. ♪

  42. Shanna Moakler Cleavage Animal Hat
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Did the shoes match?

  43. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one fantastic hynee, I mean it, that thing’s good.

  44. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
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    If I ever wanted one of these pictures to have sound, this is it.

  45. Amanda Lepore Cleavage Horrible Plastic Surgery
    Mitt Romney
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    WHAT?

  46. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    Its Me
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her – do Plybay plz :-*

  47. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    As this picture was taken, a mighty “CRACK!” was heard as he breaks his hip.

  48. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t….bang….anymore….chicks

  49. Philip Seymour Hoffman Fat Messenger Bag Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you sure that’s him? He’s not wearing plaid.

  50. Jennifer Love Hewitt Midriff Sweatpants No Make Up
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Why won’t anyone love me ?

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