The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.8.12

August 8th, 2012 // 710 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop posting that big disgusting, sloppy excuse for an ass?’

Nope, not as long as I have this big, beautifully never-been-pissed-on-by-a-moron-for-fame one to post right next to it in comparison,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rihanna Cleavage Drunk Twitter
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    27 years from now:
    “Dang, Grandma! You used to look like that?!?”
    “Yep. Now come ere an rub me butt some.”

  2. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
    Matty
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    Man that back fuzz is hot, Elton can suck it.

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt Midriff Sweatpants No Make Up
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the Jen we all know and love!
    Plain, Perturbed and Perpetually single!
    Don’t try and fool us with your Twitter pics, lady!

  4. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
    cc
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    Oh my goodness, he looks like a tool.

  5. Herman Bumfudle

    lol! you are so very beautiful. i had a good time.

  6. Gael García Bernal
    catapostrophe
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    Bronson Pinchot the Younger.

  7. Nicolas Cage Healing Centre
    Raoul
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    “Yeah, and it’s pointing to my crotch, too.”

  8. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Nice to see the Tom Cruise line of footwear has one celebrity client…

  9. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    cc
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    Get me to the Greek.

  10. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Raoul
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    My bowstring just went “Twang!”

  11. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    Crissy
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    And I think she’s like 45! sigh!

  12. Sylvester Stallone
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Urgh!!!”

  13. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
    cc
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    30 seconds ago he was wearing a wristwatch.

  14. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
    it had to be said
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    Better move HQ again, Hef. Otherwise people might think you and Playboy are irrelevant.

  15. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    When all else fails, try everything.

  16. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans Jordache Commercial
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Jordache??? Fuck that, can I get an Adidas bag?

  17. Amanda Lepore Cleavage Horrible Plastic Surgery
    bodyform
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    First time I see Hef without his pyjama… but as I can compare now, I prefer his good old bathrobe-style

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    Raoul
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    And here I thought I’d never see Challenger Deep in person.

  19. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    Urvag
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    Yup. The result of swimming in your own urine.

  20. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Jeans Lower Back Birthmarks
    Taffy
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    She’s like a bad decision super weapon.

  21. Naomi Watts Princess Di
    Johnny P!
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    Looks as convincing as Diana as Lohan does as Taylor and Douglas as Liberace.

    • Cock Dr

      To compare the talented Ms Watts to trainwreck Lohan is a terrible insult.
      I will render final judgement on the project when the Netflix disk arrives.

      • Johnny P!

        No question about it, Penis MD, there’s NO comparison between the Lady and the Tramp… just pointing out that there seems to be a rash of bio-pics out there that rely solely on hairstyles/wigs and no physical resemblance to the (real-life) person they’re playing.

      • Y’know, Johnny, there’s not going to be a top-flight actor who’s a dead ringer for each and every celebrity and historical figure for whom they make a biopic. And in the biopics of the past, like Mata Hari or The Lou Gehrig Story, Gary Cooper didn’t look like Lou Gehrig any more than Greta Garbo looked like Mata Hari, who was actually kinda homely.

        So you have to use your imagination a little. Would you rather that every TV and movie production dumbed it down and spoon-fed it all to you?

      • kimmykimkim

        But, TomFrank, Naomi Watts isn’t as beautiful as Diana was. Meh, whatever, I’ll never watch it anyway.

      • Snack pack

        But casting Naomi Watts doesn’t show much imagination. What if they cast Naomi Campbell instead? And let her go FULL Naomi Campbell. Just put her in a blonde wig and let her freestyle. I’d pay to see that!

      • lily

        agreed naomi watts is a great actress and she actually looks quite convincing here

      • I like Naomi Watts just fine, but she claims to be 5’4″ while Diana was 5’10″. Additionally, Naomi Watts is 43 years old (and looks it) while Princess Di was 36 and looked stupendous. Bad casting, IMHO.

        What the fuck am I saying? I’m not HUMBLE!

  22. Shanna Moakler Cleavage Animal Hat
    Crissy
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    Yeah, she looks sober…

  23. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    Bane
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, she’s still got it.

  24. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Drinking away the Phelps envy.

  25. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    it had to be said
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    Not shown: Michael Phelps hopping into the car .01 seconds before Lochte.

    • Tati

      it won’t let me like your comment, but I want to let you it was pure gold!!! haha, see what I did there?

  26. Jonah Hill Fedora No Socks
    Johnny P!
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    Ditch the hat dude.
    You can’t be a hipster and fat at the same time…

  27. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
    JennywithaY
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    I didn’t know that they were re-making Weekend at Bernie’s. Can’t anyone think of anything original these days?

  28. Philip Seymour Hoffman Fat Messenger Bag Bike
    Johnny P!
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    Brilliant actor.
    Needs to lose a few pounds so we can have him around longer…

  29. Irina Shayk Bikini Top
    it had to be said
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    Porto Cervix sounds like a nice place to go with Ms. Shayk.

  30. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait. You’re not my granddaughter, right? Good.”

  31. Shanna Moakler Cleavage Animal Hat
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always had a soft spot for a hooker scale willing to indulge my stuffed animal fetish.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    rosie palmer
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    the right cheek is a little low. can i get someone to top it off. about 40psi should do.

  33. Jonah Hill Fedora No Socks
    Taffy
    Commented on this photo:

    Chaz?

  34. Sylvester Stallone
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I never contemplated the possibility of Sly trying to speak French. That’d be awesome.

  35. Jessica White Side Boob Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    P. Diddy has a private lounge.
    And this is exactly what you’d expect to show up at it.

  36. Naomi Watts Princess Di
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch out for the tunnel supports!

    Too late.

  37. Dutch Olympian Dion Dreesens Drunk Chick Straddling Him
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d rather it was the Brazilian beach volleyball duo but…what the heck.

  38. Sylvester Stallone
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Sly tries to release his inner Leonard Nimoy and fails.

  39. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    goodlord
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she is in her 40′s. Any GILF or old lady comments on this picture needs their eyes examined. Age, not always the case!

  40. Jennifer Love Hewitt Midriff Sweatpants No Make Up
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look, she’s been patronizing the ‘Shapeless Clothing Company’ again.

  41. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
    Crissy
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    I love when old people try to show you “that they still got it”…

  42. Jennifer Love Hewitt Midriff Sweatpants No Make Up
    Urvag
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    Looks like she’s got a party of five in her pants. Har Har

  43. Jessica White Side Boob Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Meet and greet, or meat and greet?

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder what the Kardashians did to piss off the paps?

  45. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Nut compression is never funny. He should know better after all these years.

  46. Gael García Bernal
    it had to be said
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    Dropping acid + red carpet = Gael García Bernal at The 65th Locarno Film Festival in Switzerland.

  47. Irina Shayk Bikini Top
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so sexy, I want to hear her speak.

  48. Amanda Lepore Cleavage Horrible Plastic Surgery
    Johnny P!
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    Out of frame: A naked, wrinkled old knobsack posing as ‘Marilyn Monroe”.

  49. Amanda Lepore Cleavage Horrible Plastic Surgery
    Animal
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    I always figured Hef would have a nice rack.

  50. Naomi Watts Princess Di
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    FAIL!!!

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