Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop posting that big disgusting, sloppy excuse for an ass?’
Nope, not as long as I have this big, beautifully never-been-pissed-on-by-a-moron-for-fame one to post right next to it in comparison,
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27 years from now:
“Dang, Grandma! You used to look like that?!?”
“Yep. Now come ere an rub me butt some.”
Man that back fuzz is hot, Elton can suck it.
That’s the Jen we all know and love!
Plain, Perturbed and Perpetually single!
Don’t try and fool us with your Twitter pics, lady!
Oh my goodness, he looks like a tool.
lol! you are so very beautiful. i had a good time.
Bronson Pinchot the Younger.
Don’t be ridiculous
But he does have to get rid of those sideburns.
“Yeah, and it’s pointing to my crotch, too.”
Nice to see the Tom Cruise line of footwear has one celebrity client…
Get me to the Greek.
Fuck I meant cantina…argh, more bad circuits.
My bowstring just went “Twang!”
And I think she’s like 45! sigh!
If all 45-year-olds looked like that, I would be cruising a lot of PTA meetings.
“Urgh!!!”
30 seconds ago he was wearing a wristwatch.
Better move HQ again, Hef. Otherwise people might think you and Playboy are irrelevant.
When all else fails, try everything.
Jordache??? Fuck that, can I get an Adidas bag?
First time I see Hef without his pyjama… but as I can compare now, I prefer his good old bathrobe-style
And here I thought I’d never see Challenger Deep in person.
Yup. The result of swimming in your own urine.
She’s like a bad decision super weapon.
Looks as convincing as Diana as Lohan does as Taylor and Douglas as Liberace.
To compare the talented Ms Watts to trainwreck Lohan is a terrible insult.
I will render final judgement on the project when the Netflix disk arrives.
No question about it, Penis MD, there’s NO comparison between the Lady and the Tramp… just pointing out that there seems to be a rash of bio-pics out there that rely solely on hairstyles/wigs and no physical resemblance to the (real-life) person they’re playing.
Y’know, Johnny, there’s not going to be a top-flight actor who’s a dead ringer for each and every celebrity and historical figure for whom they make a biopic. And in the biopics of the past, like Mata Hari or The Lou Gehrig Story, Gary Cooper didn’t look like Lou Gehrig any more than Greta Garbo looked like Mata Hari, who was actually kinda homely.
So you have to use your imagination a little. Would you rather that every TV and movie production dumbed it down and spoon-fed it all to you?
But, TomFrank, Naomi Watts isn’t as beautiful as Diana was. Meh, whatever, I’ll never watch it anyway.
But casting Naomi Watts doesn’t show much imagination. What if they cast Naomi Campbell instead? And let her go FULL Naomi Campbell. Just put her in a blonde wig and let her freestyle. I’d pay to see that!
agreed naomi watts is a great actress and she actually looks quite convincing here
I like Naomi Watts just fine, but she claims to be 5’4″ while Diana was 5’10″. Additionally, Naomi Watts is 43 years old (and looks it) while Princess Di was 36 and looked stupendous. Bad casting, IMHO.
What the fuck am I saying? I’m not HUMBLE!
Yeah, she looks sober…
Man, she’s still got it.
Drinking away the Phelps envy.
Not shown: Michael Phelps hopping into the car .01 seconds before Lochte.
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Ditch the hat dude.
You can’t be a hipster and fat at the same time…
At least he stopped wearing skinny jeans.
He never could.
At least he’s never worn a KDC…
Knitted douche cap? Best acronym to date!
I didn’t know that they were re-making Weekend at Bernie’s. Can’t anyone think of anything original these days?
Brilliant actor.
Needs to lose a few pounds so we can have him around longer…
Agreed.
And maybe riding that thing instead of walking it would help?
Porto Cervix sounds like a nice place to go with Ms. Shayk.
“Wait. You’re not my granddaughter, right? Good.”
I’ve always had a soft spot for a hooker scale willing to indulge my stuffed animal fetish.
the right cheek is a little low. can i get someone to top it off. about 40psi should do.
Chaz?
I never contemplated the possibility of Sly trying to speak French. That’d be awesome.
What’s French for human growth hormone?
Tour de France
Brilliant, Joe!
He actually cameod in a French film. Unfortunately his voice was dubbed over.
P. Diddy has a private lounge.
And this is exactly what you’d expect to show up at it.
Watch out for the tunnel supports!
Too late.
I’d rather it was the Brazilian beach volleyball duo but…what the heck.
Sly tries to release his inner Leonard Nimoy and fails.
I think she is in her 40′s. Any GILF or old lady comments on this picture needs their eyes examined. Age, not always the case!
Oh look, she’s been patronizing the ‘Shapeless Clothing Company’ again.
I love when old people try to show you “that they still got it”…
Looks like she’s got a party of five in her pants. Har Har
Meet and greet, or meat and greet?
I wonder what the Kardashians did to piss off the paps?
Exist?
I’d wager they’re behind the bulk of these behemoth shots getting through. It’s their ace in the hole for publicity.
Nut compression is never funny. He should know better after all these years.
I’m sure Chuck Norris lent him a pair of Judo Jeggings.
Dropping acid + red carpet = Gael García Bernal at The 65th Locarno Film Festival in Switzerland.
She’s so sexy, I want to hear her speak.
The good news: she sounds as delicious as you think.
The bad news: That’s a Chelsea Lately clip I just linked.
Eastern Bloc accents are a boner killer.
Out of frame: A naked, wrinkled old knobsack posing as ‘Marilyn Monroe”.
I always figured Hef would have a nice rack.
FAIL!!!