Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop posting that big disgusting, sloppy excuse for an ass?’
Nope, not as long as I have this big, beautifully never-been-pissed-on-by-a-moron-for-fame one to post right next to it in comparison,
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Camel Games
Now is this really fair to the Bridget Healing Centre? I mean he might have just been walking by. There’s no reason to assume they let him in.
Looks like Mr. Hit-It-And-Quit-It is about to hit it… and fall over.
Holy Irrelevancy Batman! It’s the Fame Whore Poster Girl!
Every teenage girl who thinks winning Miss USA will launch her celebrity career needs to be shown this picture.
Oh shit he’s been tagged by a Kardashian. Quick — get the hazmat unit.
Jean Claude Van Damme… proving he still doesn’t have balls.
Looks like Stallone’s been seeing Madonna’s trainer.
“And the Angel said, ‘Method! You should go Method!’”
So does this mean Amanda Lepore showed up to the event in a bathrobe?
When Hugh “dies in his sleep” with Crystal, I say we submit this picture as evidence for a possible murder investigation, as he apparently knows that something is wrong here.
Ok, your guy’s comments are so idiotic. You all had her album and stayed glued to MTV to watch her. There is a reason why she is a music icon, she didn’t get there on her own, most of you people helped to put her in that status. Now you all make fun of her and drool over that hot mess of a total Madonna wannabee Lady Gaga. Losers.
I’d eat that 45-year-old ass.
Perfection. I’d pay big money to have my way with Maria’s ass.
I’d tag that ass.
Rumor has it there is a video out there of Kim pooping into a cat litter box. Unconfirmed though at this point. If the rumor is true, I bet her mother orchestrated the whole thing to get more attention and possibly a kitty litter endorsement deal.
Harold Lloyd looks good for 119.
FIVE… That’s how man Golden Rasberry’s that I personally expect to take home for Expendables Two
Raspberry’s
she can pee on me too!!!