The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.8.12

August 8th, 2012 // 710 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop posting that big disgusting, sloppy excuse for an ass?’

Nope, not as long as I have this big, beautifully never-been-pissed-on-by-a-moron-for-fame one to post right next to it in comparison,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicolas Cage Healing Centre
    Glassman
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    That is sweet! Is he dragging the sign around with him?

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    Glassman
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    I’ve seen this ass far too often to be confused about whether it’s worth seeing again……

  3. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    Glassman
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    Now, this one is worth seeing again and again….

  4. Seal Crotch Wet Spot
    cc
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    So Kanye borrowed Kim K’s pants then loaned them to Seal? That’s all so weird.

  5. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    abc123
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    damn.

  6. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Abby Normal
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    Read My Lips.

  7. Rihanna Cleavage Drunk Twitter
    Johnny P!
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    When you feel confident, sexy and attractive you don’t post these stupid picks.

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    It’s broken out of the holding pen!
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  9. Nicolas Cage Healing Centre
    self_rim
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    Frist!

  10. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
    Taffy
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    You can tell he’s already forgotten who she is and thinks it’s Lee Ann Rimes.

    • Urvag

      Nah. Not Leanne Rimes. With all the Viagra this dude has taken even he could recognize a bone if he felt one.

    • goodlord

      This is where one of his favorite old rock songs pops in his head…….Who are you, who, who, who who? Ahhh who the F… are you, you, you ahhh you…..?

  11. Nicolas Cage Healing Centre
    Johnny P!
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    “Why’d they turn me away? I’m just here to HEAL, man!”

  12. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    abc123
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    duuuuuuuuuuuuude

  13. Amanda Lepore Cleavage Horrible Plastic Surgery
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    HOLY FUCK – I think this is an improvement for the old fella.

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    Johnny P!
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    No comment.

  15. Jennifer Love Hewitt Midriff Sweatpants No Make Up
    self_rim
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    Watcha’ hiding?

  16. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
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    STOP! BECKHAM TIME!!!

  17. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    cc
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    Mmmm, a hamburger bun.

  18. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
    catapostrophe
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    Fly in the ointment.

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    Zombie Carl Sagan
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    I’m surprised it can be photographed since theoretically light can’t escape it’s gravity field.

  20. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
    Johnny P!
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    Brundlefly checking to make sure he still has his ‘man parts’…

  21. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
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    Fish knows his audience well… It’s like seeing a horror thriller where the villain is a gelatinous mass that gets defeated by a normal sized toned one…

  22. Jean-Claude Van Damme High Kick Expendables 2 Premiere
    abc123
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    well, I guess if you have to rip one in public, this is definitely a way to do it.

  23. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans Jordache Commercial
    catapostrophe
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    What physics are these?

  24. Nicolas Cage Healing Centre
    cc
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    It took a gypsy to finally say ‘Nicholas, you don’t have supernatural powers. You are a bankrupt actor’. Harsh.

  25. Daisy Fuentes Butt Bikini Twitter
    Johnny P!
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    Very, very nice…

  26. Amanda Lepore Cleavage Horrible Plastic Surgery
    Taffy
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    The party don’t start until Hef’s dress drops!

  27. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Patrick Duff Linda Gray Extra
    Sven Golly
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    I know it’s August but something floor length would suit you, Linda.

  28. Shanna Moakler Cleavage Animal Hat
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    She did play a woman with a furry obsession on Entourage…

  29. Jeff Goldblum Scratching Crotch Porkpie Hat
    bodyform
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    He has a right to check, with all those dick eating dinosaur around him…

  30. Hugh Hefner Crystal Harris
    Johnny P!
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    The Hefner joke is getting a little long in the tooth.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Panties See Through Yoga Pants
    cc
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    She’s either going commando or there’s a thong buried so deeply in there it would take a seismic survey to find it.

    • Animal

      I’d be happy to go in and search for it.

    • kimmykimkim

      I was thisclose to typing “Is that bitch seriously not wearing any panties?” It really, REALLY looks like she’s not. Disgusting cow. MmmmmmooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!

    • anonymous

      More like some type of nude colored girdle/spanx thing that keeps the fat in check. Her ass too sloppy and lumpy to go commando and look that smooth.

  32. Amanda Lepore Cleavage Horrible Plastic Surgery
    abc123
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    huh?

  33. Dutch Olympian Dion Dreesens Drunk Chick Straddling Him
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    I love how the security is just observing as if judging the woman’s mounting technique..

  34. Jonah Hill Fedora No Socks
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    So he’s getting his Snickers delivered via priority mail?

  35. Philip Seymour Hoffman Fat Messenger Bag Bike
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    Does he live in his mother’s basement?

  36. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans Jordache Commercial
    Johnny P!
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    “Jordache Jeans”? Hah!
    Are they still making “Gloria Vanderbilt” jeans too?

  37. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Jeans Lower Back Birthmarks
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    Ladies pay attention: This is what happens when you play horsie with Chris Brown…

  38. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    Johnny P!
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    All that chlorine is getting to him…

  39. Jessica White Side Boob Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    Whoever is responsible for waxing that SUV isn’t using clean towels when buffing out the wax. That is atrocious waxing technique.

  40. Seal Crotch Wet Spot
    it had to be said
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    You can tell he’s not married to a fashionista anymore. Gold wallet chain with silver zipper? Faux pas!

  41. Shanna Moakler Cleavage Animal Hat
    Johnny P!
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    A ‘Tard with tits is till a ‘Tard.

  42. Jennifer Lawrence Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    it had to be said
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    At least she has somewhere to stash her keys.

  43. Rihanna Cleavage Drunk Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Cheers to you too sweetie…stay away from that douchebag C.B.

  44. Gael García Bernal
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    They have palm trees in Switzerland. Jesus! This global warming is worse than I thought.

  45. Dutch Olympian Dion Dreesens Drunk Chick Straddling Him
    Johnny P!
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    Yes, they did hand out a record number of free condoms at the Olympic Village this year.

  46. Madonna Bra Gun Ski Mask
    Taffy
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    Don’t cover the part you spent the most money on!

  47. Seal Crotch Wet Spot
    MFer
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    is that ball sweat?

  48. Rihanna Cleavage Drunk Twitter
    it had to be said
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    “POW! Right in the kisser!

    Did you cum yet, baby?”

  49. Dolph Lundgren The Expendables 2 Photocall
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    Hey Dolph! Can you do some action poses for us.

    No! I’m not a fucking douchebag like Jean Claude.

  50. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Patrick Duff Linda Gray Extra
    cc
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    Does anyone know did he teach the Olympic team how to do that dolphin swimming thing?

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