Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that American Olympians are starting to party, but the Dutch Olympians are doing it better. We’ve also got Hugh Hefner wondering why his wiper is hugging him in public, Weston Cage getting some serious competition, and I answer the question ‘Will you ever stop posting that big disgusting, sloppy excuse for an ass?’
Nope, not as long as I have this big, beautifully never-been-pissed-on-by-a-moron-for-fame one to post right next to it in comparison,
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That is sweet! Is he dragging the sign around with him?
It was either that or the one that reads “(fill in the blank) Days Since Last Arrest.”
I’ve seen this ass far too often to be confused about whether it’s worth seeing again……
i am still on the fence as well…
He was saying he’s seen it so much he’s not confused.
Now, this one is worth seeing again and again….
So Kanye borrowed Kim K’s pants then loaned them to Seal? That’s all so weird.
damn.
Read My Lips.
When you feel confident, sexy and attractive you don’t post these stupid picks.
Shes a crack whore, what else would you expect?
It’s broken out of the holding pen!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Frist!
Is Frist a character in one of his films? I’m confused.
You can tell he’s already forgotten who she is and thinks it’s Lee Ann Rimes.
Nah. Not Leanne Rimes. With all the Viagra this dude has taken even he could recognize a bone if he felt one.
This is where one of his favorite old rock songs pops in his head…….Who are you, who, who, who who? Ahhh who the F… are you, you, you ahhh you…..?
“Why’d they turn me away? I’m just here to HEAL, man!”
duuuuuuuuuuuuude
HOLY FUCK – I think this is an improvement for the old fella.
Hef cleans up nice.
No comment.
Watcha’ hiding?
vajazzle!
STOP! BECKHAM TIME!!!
Mmmm, a hamburger bun.
Fly in the ointment.
I’m surprised it can be photographed since theoretically light can’t escape it’s gravity field.
That is a Black Hole. Light can’t escape a black hole. And Yes She is a Black Hole; think about it.
Brundlefly checking to make sure he still has his ‘man parts’…
Or: Checking to see if his Brundlefly is open.
Fish knows his audience well… It’s like seeing a horror thriller where the villain is a gelatinous mass that gets defeated by a normal sized toned one…
well, I guess if you have to rip one in public, this is definitely a way to do it.
hahahahaha
What physics are these?
Exactly. There’s some weird matrix shit going on in this pic.
It took a gypsy to finally say ‘Nicholas, you don’t have supernatural powers. You are a bankrupt actor’. Harsh.
Very, very nice…
The party don’t start until Hef’s dress drops!
I know it’s August but something floor length would suit you, Linda.
She did play a woman with a furry obsession on Entourage…
He has a right to check, with all those dick eating dinosaur around him…
The Hefner joke is getting a little long in the tooth.
She’s either going commando or there’s a thong buried so deeply in there it would take a seismic survey to find it.
I’d be happy to go in and search for it.
I was thisclose to typing “Is that bitch seriously not wearing any panties?” It really, REALLY looks like she’s not. Disgusting cow. MmmmmmooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!
More like some type of nude colored girdle/spanx thing that keeps the fat in check. Her ass too sloppy and lumpy to go commando and look that smooth.
huh?
I love how the security is just observing as if judging the woman’s mounting technique..
So he’s getting his Snickers delivered via priority mail?
Does he live in his mother’s basement?
“Jordache Jeans”? Hah!
Are they still making “Gloria Vanderbilt” jeans too?
You forgot Sergio Valente and Chardon. I remember the latter one because people would block out the ‘C’ on the subway ads.
Yeah, and we used to call the other ones “Sergio Prevente” ’cause they were as effective as condoms.
Testing how old you all are: Do you remember the fake SNL commercials for Cloven Hind Jeans?
I know! I did a cartoon double-take when I read that.
Ladies pay attention: This is what happens when you play horsie with Chris Brown…
All that chlorine is getting to him…
Whoever is responsible for waxing that SUV isn’t using clean towels when buffing out the wax. That is atrocious waxing technique.
Not using towels? I think they are using an SOS pad.
They just had time to buff out the bullet holes from the ‘hood’.
You can tell he’s not married to a fashionista anymore. Gold wallet chain with silver zipper? Faux pas!
A ‘Tard with tits is till a ‘Tard.
At least she has somewhere to stash her keys.
Cheers to you too sweetie…stay away from that douchebag C.B.
They’re both attention whoring cunts.
This one is a lot easier on the eyes.
They have palm trees in Switzerland. Jesus! This global warming is worse than I thought.
We have banks, cheese, lots of palm trees, mountains, lakes, good wine and you are very welcome to come and check it out… and leave some money in the banks :-)
Can I get one of those knives with all the gizmos. I think those are the weapons in use by your “Army”.
Oddly enough the Swiss Guard is in charge of the pope’s security. The uniforms look like something from the middle ages although the shoes curly toes probably emit knockout gas, or maybe hot cocoa.
You just need to read the reviews of that one: http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Giant-Swiss-Knife/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
its pure comedy…
Haha, I’m way ahead of you.
I would visit, but all the yodeling would probably drive me nuts.
It drives me nuts too… actually not the yodeling itself .. but all the tourists asking me: where can I see a bearded yodler…. and I still don’t know it…
Is there any other swiss who can help me?? Where shall I send all this tourist? Where the hell are all this swiss yodlers??? .-)
I think the tourists just want to see where they shoot those Ricola commercials.
LOVE the Bernese Mountain Dogs. I’d love to see one in its homeland.
All the Swiss yodelers moved to the Cayman Islands.
Yes, they did hand out a record number of free condoms at the Olympic Village this year.
Don’t cover the part you spent the most money on!
is that ball sweat?
Nope he peed!
“POW! Right in the kisser!
Did you cum yet, baby?”
Hey Dolph! Can you do some action poses for us.
No! I’m not a fucking douchebag like Jean Claude.
Does anyone know did he teach the Olympic team how to do that dolphin swimming thing?