The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.7.13

August 7th, 2013 // 341 Comments

Ok boys and girls, it’s The Crap We Missed time again, your daily dose of, well let’s be honest, it’s funny faces and butts. I really do try to convince myself that jokes like “Hey, here’s Diablo Cody finally working with actors on her talent level,” or “Russell Brand in a situation equivalent to an alcoholic about to swan dive into a vodka-filled pool,” or even “Jonah Hill with his girlfriend who he apparently met by time-traveling back to a 1993 Jordache Jeans commercial set” are anything other than funny faces and butts, but they’re not. They’re just not…

That last butts link counts because try to tell me that whole picture isn’t a gigantic shit factory,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
    EricLR
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    I’m off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Meth! I hear he is a wonderful wi…OH GOD GET THESE FUCKING BUGS OFF ME!!!

  2. Oprah Mouth Wide Open ABC Studios
    Mista Snazzy
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    “Stedman, I said get your ass back in the limo, NOOOOOOW!!!

  3. Ali Lohan Nipples Torn Jeans
    EricLR
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    Will fame-whore for pants.

  4. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
    EricLR
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    Must get to rejuvenation chamber NOW!

  5. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Sticking Out Tongue FOX & Friends
    EricLR
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    His hair is trying to escape. Good luck, fellas!

  6. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
    cc
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    Hugh? Hugh Crony?

  7. Estella Warren Drunk Skinny Legs Minidress
    cc
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    That’s her son…right?

  8. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
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    The ever present gray gym bag.

  9. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
    gooch
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    Two Christopher Lee pics in one post?

  10. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Sticking Out Tongue FOX & Friends
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    He’s been giving rimjobs on the first date since 1969…

  11. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
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    ‘…then they did what on your chest?’

    ‘Yeah, i know. Pretty hot, huh? Wait, come back – I haven’t had my full hour yet! Hey!’

  12. Ali Lohan Nipples Torn Jeans
    Jack Ketch
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    Do NOT tell me this kid hasn’t got cheek implants.

  13. Christopher Lee Extremly Old Looking Holding 66th Locarno Film Festival Excellence Award
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    He ain’t holding it for very fucking long.

  14. Diablo Cody Cleavage Julianne Hough Paradiase Premiere
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    When vapid, mediocre worlds collide.

  15. Natalie Morales Willie Geist Hulk Hogan Tearing Shirts Off Al Roker The Today Show
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    Directly after this he bent Roker over and gave him the full might of his coffee thermos sized dick.

  16. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
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    Yesterday’s photo was all funhouse mirrors.

  17. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    OH JESUS I CLICKED THE PICTURE AND SAW HER LEGS.

  18. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
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    He looks like he’s clenching the Golden Snitch in his butt cheeks.

  19. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
    Chilly Willy
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    “That girl over there looks like a female version of Crabbe” – Radcliffe
    “That guy over there looks like he’s got crabs” – Girl Behind Him

  20. Ali Lohan Nipples Torn Jeans
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    How did she escape the sex slave ring I mean job her mum got her?

  21. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
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    Fuck that’s terrifying.

  22. Ashton Kutcher Ringing NYSE Opening Bell
    Little Tongue
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    “Hey! Demi! Mila’s snatch tastes better than your wrinkly, droopy, over-extended-by-the-heads-and-especially-chins-of-your-three-daughters’ pussy! Oh! And be careful not to step on your labia! That would hurt!”

  23. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
    PathosAvenger
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    She makes a good Angry Pirate.

  24. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
    PathosAvenger
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    Fat, thin, fat, thin. Make up your fucking mind already.

  25. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    To round out the cast, I hear they’re getting Jonah Hill to play the young Archie Bunker.

  26. Ashton Kutcher Ringing NYSE Opening Bell
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    There’s a joke about him phoning it in here, but it isn’t funny because we all know he can’t fucking act if he is trying or not.

  27. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    Frumpy, flabby, plain. Hell, I’d still do her.

  28. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Sticking Out Tongue FOX & Friends
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    Nice comb…over. …outward….whatever the fuck that’s doing.

  29. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
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    I’m not sure which is worse – the decision to put her in a movie, or the decision to put her in a wetsuit.

  30. Estella Warren Drunk Skinny Legs Minidress
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    She has my respect since a while back when she got arrested, broke out of the handcuffs, kicked through the glass door of the police station, fought a bunch of cops and ran away. That’s some supreme badassery there.

  31. Christopher Lee Extremly Old Looking Holding 66th Locarno Film Festival Excellence Award
    oops
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    I don’t always win awards, but when I do, they come in the shape of a pussy.

  32. Oprah Mouth Wide Open ABC Studios
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    Let me show you how I can suck the chrome of a bumper.

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