The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.7.13

August 7th, 2013 // 341 Comments

Ok boys and girls, it’s The Crap We Missed time again, your daily dose of, well let’s be honest, it’s funny faces and butts. I really do try to convince myself that jokes like “Hey, here’s Diablo Cody finally working with actors on her talent level,” or “Russell Brand in a situation equivalent to an alcoholic about to swan dive into a vodka-filled pool,” or even “Jonah Hill with his girlfriend who he apparently met by time-traveling back to a 1993 Jordache Jeans commercial set” are anything other than funny faces and butts, but they’re not. They’re just not…

That last butts link counts because try to tell me that whole picture isn’t a gigantic shit factory,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    Hit the deck! that hip seam is about to blow!

  2. Christopher Lee Extremly Old Looking Holding 66th Locarno Film Festival Excellence Award
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    sweet doghorse trophy, dude. explain that shit, tara reid.

  3. Erin Heatherton Butt Flash Upskirt
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    That’s a much better picture than the last one I saw of her sucking on a cancer stick.

  4. Russell Brand Lusting After Woman In Wheelchair Soho Theatre
    caley
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    And he brought Rebel Wilson with him!

  5. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
    Batu Khan
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    Either she’s the villain in the next Austin Powers movie or this is a really bad photo.

  6. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Pulling Skirt Up Over Stomach
    caley
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    This is more Lena Dunham than Kim Basinger.

  7. Diablo Cody Cleavage Julianne Hough Paradiase Premiere
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    The one on the left is pulling off a not-to-convincing drag, the one on the right is orange.

    Ah, what am I, picky? I’d do either.

  8. Natalie Morales Willie Geist Hulk Hogan Tearing Shirts Off Al Roker The Today Show
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    Awe…they woke up Al.

  9. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
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    She looks flattened. Missionary was probably a bad idea.

  10. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    Pickle Nose
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    God bless her. Like a fine wine, her jugs continue to improve with age.

  11. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    Why do the words “trouser snake” keep popping into my head?

  12. Keanu Reeves Holding Up Hands Justin Szlasa PBS Summer TCA Tour
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    This Steve Jobs movie looks like shit

  13. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
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    “Ok, there’s the paparazi…just be cool and act like my girlfriend. Don’t let anyone know you’re my cousin”

  14. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
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    Well, I’ve poked girls with teeth more messed up than that before.

  15. Christopher Lee Extremly Old Looking Holding 66th Locarno Film Festival Excellence Award
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    And he just released a heavy metal album

  16. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
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    That chick seems to be casting a spell of Fellatius Wishfullius with her tongue.

  17. Boris Johnson Hands In CPR Dummy
    Batu Khan
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    Eager to help his friends keep their jobs Boris asked the coy question no one would dare: Now, let’s pretend this is the EU economy. What would you do to bring it back to life?

  18. Chrissy Teigen Cleavge Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Is she eating a sourball or a black hole?

  19. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Pulling Skirt Up Over Stomach
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    A trout fishing vest, I presume.

  20. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
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    Would not ride.

  21. Ali Lohan Nipples Torn Jeans
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    she’s always a few steps behind Lindsay. Lindsay is in Disney movies, Ali is in direct to DVD shit. Lindsay has a platinum record, Ali has a Christmas album. Lindsay is a high class call girl, Ali is a street hooker.

  22. Oprah Mouth Wide Open ABC Studios
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    Was someone in the crowd throwing marshmallows?

  23. Keanu Reeves Holding Up Hands Justin Szlasa PBS Summer TCA Tour
    Jenn
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    He saw that picture of Lena in the white dress too, huh.

  24. Diablo Cody Cleavage Julianne Hough Paradiase Premiere
    The Pope
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    And the winner of the Jennifer Aniston lookalike contest is…

  25. Nick Offerman Derpface Moustache Paradise Premiere
    The Pope
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    I have this photo taped to my mirror.

  26. Russell Brand Lusting After Woman In Wheelchair Soho Theatre
    malaka
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    poor michael bloomberg got caught in the friend zone…

  27. Oprah Mouth Wide Open ABC Studios
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    “I see you, LINDSAY LOHAN! You BETTER be puttin’ down that coke spoon, gurl!”

  28. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
    malaka
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    help me ray’s pizza. you’re my only hope

  29. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
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    “GYNECOMASTIA PROFUNDUS!”

    *ZAP!*

  30. Ashton Kutcher Ringing NYSE Opening Bell
    malaka
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    is there anything he can’t make seem more duchey?

  31. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Sticking Out Tongue FOX & Friends
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    Hideous and grotesque.

  32. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
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    Oh, *Helen* Hunt. I thought it was Linda.

  33. Boris Johnson Hands In CPR Dummy
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    I wonder if they call them “Rescusci Nigel” over there.

  34. Christopher Lee Extremly Old Looking Holding 66th Locarno Film Festival Excellence Award
    malaka
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    man.. tommy chong isn’t looking so good…

  35. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
    jep
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    How did she manage to get those jeans on? They look likeone of those painted on bikinis… well, except for the bikini part.

  36. Christopher Lee Extremly Old Looking Holding 66th Locarno Film Festival Excellence Award
    malaka
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    “its the first annual montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence!!”

  37. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
    jep
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    Cool… it’s Skeletor’s mom!

  38. Natalie Morales Willie Geist Hulk Hogan Tearing Shirts Off Al Roker The Today Show
    malaka
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    there goes a REAL american

  39. Oprah Mouth Wide Open ABC Studios
    malaka
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    i wouldn’t put my penis in there if she gave me all her money.

  40. Boris Johnson Hands In CPR Dummy
    Sheppy
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    So air-ambulance training now takes place with zombies?

  41. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
    malaka`
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    she looks cute. good for him

  42. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    malaka
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    man… she has to go and ruin yoga pants now too??

  43. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
    malaka
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    the first step is to admit that you have a problem

  44. Ashton Kutcher Ringing NYSE Opening Bell
    Odbarc
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    Moe Szyslak finally snaps.

  45. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
    Odbarc
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    Passes by random girl, paparazzi calls her his girlfriend…
    Is she gagging on his fat-fumes or the idea of dating him?

  46. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Sticking Out Tongue FOX & Friends
    malaka
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    you usually don’t see people tripping on acid while wearing suits.

  47. Ali Lohan Nipples Torn Jeans
    Odbarc
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    The least fucked-up Lohan leaving her half way home to fetch her sister some coke.

  48. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
    Odbarc
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    Ryan Reynolds’ replacement for the Deadpool movie. A real life Wade Wilson!

  49. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    That’s a good Paris Hilton impression.

  50. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Pulling Skirt Up Over Stomach
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    ah, the easy access “fuck me in the bathroom” skirt.

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