The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.7.13

August 7th, 2013 // 341 Comments

Ok boys and girls, it’s The Crap We Missed time again, your daily dose of, well let’s be honest, it’s funny faces and butts. I really do try to convince myself that jokes like “Hey, here’s Diablo Cody finally working with actors on her talent level,” or “Russell Brand in a situation equivalent to an alcoholic about to swan dive into a vodka-filled pool,” or even “Jonah Hill with his girlfriend who he apparently met by time-traveling back to a 1993 Jordache Jeans commercial set” are anything other than funny faces and butts, but they’re not. They’re just not…

That last butts link counts because try to tell me that whole picture isn’t a gigantic shit factory,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ashton Kutcher Ringing NYSE Opening Bell
    Smapdi
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    A great photo for his “How To Be A Douche At Everything” book coming out right after his Jobs movie tanks.

  2. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
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    And still it rips…

  3. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Pulling Skirt Up Over Stomach
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    It looks like a commercial for the magic of Instagram.

  4. Keanu Reeves Holding Up Hands Justin Szlasa PBS Summer TCA Tour
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    “…and then I went like this and all those sunglass dudes fell over. It was totally rad!”

  5. Natalie Morales Willie Geist Hulk Hogan Tearing Shirts Off Al Roker The Today Show
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    Sadly, the Hulk was actually trying to put his shirt on.

  6. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Pulling Skirt Up Over Stomach
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    Somebody… anybody…. tell me you haven’t seen better in any local mall.

  7. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
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    “OMG, you know that many stars.”

  8. Natalie Morales Willie Geist Hulk Hogan Tearing Shirts Off Al Roker The Today Show
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    I wish it was Brooke doing the shirt tearing right now.

  9. Ali Lohan Nipples Torn Jeans
    Tiggles
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    Lose some weight fatty! When they say ‘runway modeling’ they don’t mean a runway for jumbo jets!

  10. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
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    TP for my bunghole!!!!!

  11. Nick Offerman Derpface Moustache Paradise Premiere
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    He built his own canoe. He gets a lifetime man-chievement award.

  12. Oprah Mouth Wide Open ABC Studios
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    What’s the appeal of this woman? Seriously.

  13. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Sticking Out Tongue FOX & Friends
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    Mmmm..I taste like fried chicken.

  14. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
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    Nice try, Jonah. We all know that’s your sister.

  15. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
    Jokely Carmichael
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    “You had to blow who?”

  16. Christopher Lee Extremly Old Looking Holding 66th Locarno Film Festival Excellence Award
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    We have at least one thing in common. We both know pussy is golden!

  17. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
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    She looks great. Her huge boobs are always nice.

  18. Diablo Cody Cleavage Julianne Hough Paradiase Premiere
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    “Braaaaaap!”
    “Omigod that’s so sweet!”

  19. Ashton Kutcher Ringing NYSE Opening Bell
    Batu Khan
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    Cop: Want me to throw him out or just taser him? Costs the same but option B is funny. Have you seen Hangover…

  20. Christopher Lee Extremly Old Looking Holding 66th Locarno Film Festival Excellence Award
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    He does not look long for this world.

  21. Keanu Reeves Holding Up Hands Justin Szlasa PBS Summer TCA Tour
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    “Ahhh! Here comes that giant magnet rubbing shit all over my face again!”

  22. Natalie Morales Willie Geist Hulk Hogan Tearing Shirts Off Al Roker The Today Show
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    It’s a metaphor for how Al Roker feels when he takes a dump.

  23. Russell Brand Lusting After Woman In Wheelchair Soho Theatre
    CptCreep
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    When he said he would think of anyone else but Katy Perry during sex, I had no idea how low he was looking…

  24. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
    Joe Blow
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    “I thought he was joking when he said “Swallow, or it’s going in your eye.”. Imagine my surprise.”

  25. Oprah Mouth Wide Open ABC Studios
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    Seen here doing voice-over work for the upcoming Godzilla.

  26. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
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    Just left clinic where they rewired her sense of smell back.

  27. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
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    In a bizarre twist, Daniel Radcliffe was elected mayor of New York…

  28. Keanu Reeves Holding Up Hands Justin Szlasa PBS Summer TCA Tour
    Batu Khan
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    I was like Wow, the beard! And he was like Ha? Then it was all blue and I said Dude! It was beautiful…

  29. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
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    Why can’t he take one picture where he looks like a normal person anymore?

  30. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin Sweaty Armpits
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    He always looks like he knows some inside joke – like upper-decking the toilets of wherever he is leaving.

  31. Chrissy Teigen Cleavge Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Do not understand the appeal.

  32. Boris Johnson Hands In CPR Dummy
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    The joke was on the Mayor – the victim had been dead for WEEKS.

  33. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
    richie
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    impossible to make her unattractive.

  34. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Pulling Skirt Up Over Stomach
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    She didn’t Instragram this? And where’s Trout Stream?

  35. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Sticking Out Tongue FOX & Friends
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    Adjusting his mask with his fingers would have been less subtle.

  36. Boris Johnson Hands In CPR Dummy
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    “Shhhhhhh! Don’t wake Madonna.”

  37. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She must be hot… look at the large crowds of men following her.

  38. Chrissy Teigen Cleavge Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    She can stab someone with those cheekbones.

  39. Nick Offerman Derpface Moustache Paradise Premiere
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    He’s a man’s man. So awesome.

  40. Erin Heatherton Butt Flash Upskirt
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    Every ride thereafter the cabbie charges an extra ten bucks a seat sniff.

  41. Jonah Hill With His Girlfriend
    Batu Khan
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    Caption should read: Jonah Hill with his girlfriend who is contractually obligated to act as if she’s choking on her own breath from the excitement she’s dating Jonah Hill.

  42. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    I’m strong to the finach, ’cause I eats me Spinach, I’m Krupa the real housewife! *toot toot*

  43. Lena Dunham Fat Gut Split Seam In Dress
    spikedtounge
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    Get me 21 canolis, there my only hope!

  44. Boris Johnson Hands In CPR Dummy
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Apparently “I Am Legend 2″ is a comedy.

  45. Ali Lohan Nipples Torn Jeans
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    This is the first time I’ve seen a resemblance between her and Lindsay/Dina.

  46. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Sticking Out Tongue FOX & Friends
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    Stop that.

  47. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Neck Wetsuit Ride Set
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    Her age is showing in her face. Still would. That’s what doggie style is for.

  48. Estella Warren Drunk Skinny Legs Minidress
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    She used to be so beautiful.

  49. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Winking The Real Housewives Of Miami Season Three Premiere Party
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    Hah, that happened to an ex girlfriend once. She never let me pearl necklace again.

  50. Keanu Reeves Holding Up Hands Justin Szlasa PBS Summer TCA Tour
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    great. cuz we need more mimes.

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