The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.6.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that features two shots each of Ireland Baldwin and Kim Kardashian because when attention whores demand attention, we abide. They’re like the One Ring only instead of giving us cool powers like super strength or making us invisible, it just does all of the insides-killing. *watches hour of viral cat videos, heats needle with lighter, stabs forearm* Nope, not feeling a thing.

Almost forgot, here’s Katy Perry in a pizza onesie, because in this godless, awful world, she actually believes this is as entertaining as her breasts,

- Photo Boy

Here’s Jennifer Nicole Lee explaining to Egotastic why her bikini seems to fall off in every photo shoot. (Spoiler Alert: Magic. It’s magic. Or not, I honestly never watch these things.)

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