The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.6.14

August 6th, 2014 // 302 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that features two shots each of Ireland Baldwin and Kim Kardashian because when attention whores demand attention, we abide. They’re like the One Ring only instead of giving us cool powers like super strength or making us invisible, it just does all of the insides-killing. *watches hour of viral cat videos, heats needle with lighter, stabs forearm* Nope, not feeling a thing.

Almost forgot, here’s Katy Perry in a pizza onesie, because in this godless, awful world, she actually believes this is as entertaining as her breasts,

- Photo Boy

Here’s Jennifer Nicole Lee explaining to Egotastic why her bikini seems to fall off in every photo shoot. (Spoiler Alert: Magic. It’s magic. Or not, I honestly never watch these things.)

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Katy Perry Pizza Onesie
    emma watson's Vagina
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    Blessed be thy feet,that have brought thee in these ways.
    Blessed be thy knees,that shall kneel at the sacred altar.
    Blessed be thy womb,without which we would not be.
    Blessed be they breasts,formed in beauty.
    Blessed be thy lips,that shall utter the Sacred Names.

    Deep calls on height,the Goddess on the God,
    on him who is the flame that quickens her;
    That he and she may seize the silver reins
    And ride as one the twin-horsed chariot.
    let the hammer strike the anvil,
    let the lightning touch the Earth,
    Let the lance ensoul the grail,
    Let the magic come to birth

    this was meant as a compliment anyone else can go fuck off.

  2. Vanessa Paradis Gaunt Face Hoodie Ugg Boots LAX
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    All she needs is a scythe and she’d be scary as fuck.

  3. Maria Menounos Legs Minidress SiriusXM Studios
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    I’m used to being mesmerized by that ass but damn if she doesn’t have some fine gams.

  4. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes Legs Miniskirt Watch What Happens Live
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    I’ll FUCKING SMIZE YOU TO DEATH, BITCH!!!

  5. Mila Kunis Huge Pregnant Belly Mom Boobs
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    Such potential, what a waste.

  6. Judd Nelson Layered Clothing Gloves Motorcycle
    Ronaldo
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    Its that chilly in Los Angeles????

  7. Katy Perry Pizza Onesie
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    “LOOKIT ME! I’m naked Lindsay Lohan!”

  8. Kris Humphries Sweatpants Sandals
    Ronaldo
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    Who???

  9. Elisabeth Moss Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress The One I Love Screening
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    What in the name of Reese Witherspoon is going on here?

  10. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes
    Art Crow
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    …on the set of Hellboy 3?

  11. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes
    Ronaldo
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    he definitely does not give a fuck any more

  12. V. Stiviano Clevage Creepy Face
    Ronaldo
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    I can see why she was hiding her face all that time.

  13. Mila Kunis Huge Pregnant Belly Mom Boobs
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    That little marquee shit is her engagement ring? That?

  14. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    JimBB
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    Meanwhile, Rumor Willis posted some bikini pics too. But no one gives a shit.

  15. Dax Shepard Taking Off Motorcycle Helmet At Restaurant Table
    cajunhawk
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    Hello? Career? Are you in there? It’s Dax again.

  16. Wes Bentley Shirtless Shitty Tattoos Broken Vows Set
    JimBB
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    He looks like the world’s most non-threatening prison tough.

  17. Mila Kunis Huge Pregnant Belly Mom Boobs
    Ronaldo
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    I agree with the comments here……she is ruined.

  18. Selena Gomez Butt Tight Skinny Jeans Heels
    JimBB
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    She should loan that shirt to Lindsay Lohan. It’s the closest she will ever come to wearing prison stripes.

  19. Nicole Eggert Sweaty Cellulite Legs Short Shorts
    Turd Ferguson
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    I’m embarrassed that I used to beat off to her.

    I’m also lying. I’m not embarrassed at all.

    • Father Dougal

      Hell, I’m beating off to her right now. After all, in her prime I would have eaten through a mile of her shit just to get close to that ass. I’ll be damned if I’m going to let a few (awright, quite a few) extra pounds slow that impulse down.

  20. Dax Shepard Taking Off Motorcycle Helmet At Restaurant Table
    JimBB
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    How could a guy who was so funny in Idiocracy be so annoying at everything else?

  21. Mila Kunis Huge Pregnant Belly Mom Boobs
    cajunhawk
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    You cannot remove Kutcher stink…ask Demi Moore.

  22. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes
    Bob
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    Next time check your loot for the dye pack before you rub your face in it.

  23. Antonio Banderas Sylvester Stallone Wesley Snipes The Expendables 3 Marbella Spain Premiere
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    I keep forgetting that this movie isn’t out yet, and wondering why they’re releasing reviews and doing interviews and attending a premier. Hasn’t everyone already seen this flick two weeks ago? I know I’m not the only one of questionable moral fiber around here.

  24. Judd Nelson Layered Clothing Gloves Motorcycle
    JimBB
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    They should have photographed him holding up his “Will Act With Molly Ringwald For Food” sign.

  25. Kris Humphries Sweatpants Sandals
    JimBB
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    [whisper] “Yo bro, just gotta let you know that I think you forgot to put on your pants again.”

  26. Emily Ratajkowski Underwear Instagram
    JimBB
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    She makes granny panties sexy somehow.

    Your move, Taylor Swift.

  27. Boris Johnson Drunk Vision Test Covering Eye With Hand Future Of London Speech
    JimBB
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    We’ve really got to get this guy together with Rob Ford.

  28. Mila Kunis Huge Pregnant Belly Mom Boobs
    Odbarc
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    Even pregnant I think she looks good.
    Whatshername Fugster Aguleria does not.

  29. Vanessa Paradis Gaunt Face Hoodie Ugg Boots LAX
    JimBB
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    WALKER!!!!!

  30. Nicole Eggert Sweaty Cellulite Legs Short Shorts
    JimBB
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    In retrospect, buying that book of dieting tips by Lena Dunham was probably not a great idea.

  31. Ashley Greene Cleavage Black Dress Heels Grocery Store
    JimBB
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    Honey, when your publicist tips off the paparazzi, you’re supposed to make it look like you weren’t expecting them.

  32. Mila Kunis Huge Pregnant Belly Mom Boobs
    JimBB
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    Yeah sweetie, that was my exact same reaction when I heard you were dating Ashton Kutcher.

  33. Amanda Seyfried Legs Short Shorts Exercise Ropes Ted 2 Set
    JimBB
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    She looks weird to me.

  34. Martha Plimpton Derpface King Lear Public Theater Opening Night
    JimBB
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    Held up surprisingly well, all things considered.

  35. Lea Michele Butt Yoga Pants Boyfriend Matthew Paetz
    JimBB
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    Is she teaching him how to operate a door handle?

  36. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    It is good to see that Daddy let her move back home.

  37. Judd Nelson Layered Clothing Gloves Motorcycle
    George P Burdell
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    Still playing the Breakfast Club bad boy.

  38. Katy Perry Pizza Onesie
    George P Burdell
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    I have heard of pizza face, but never pizza tits.

  39. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes
    wayners
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    Must have passed out over night by someone’s pool, tits up and not awakened until 3pm. Burnt to a crisp!

  40. Maria Menounos Legs Minidress SiriusXM Studios
    wayners
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    She never, ever dissapoints.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Scientists say that 85% of the mass of the universe is missing. It’s now been found and photographed.

  42. Mila Kunis Huge Pregnant Belly Mom Boobs
    George P Burdell
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    WTF, Ashton! If you are going to drive me to the doctor, you need to let me get in the car.

  43. Lea Michele Butt Yoga Pants Boyfriend Matthew Paetz
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    They’re both fascinated by shiny reflections.

  44. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes
    Jackmac
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    There was a 60 Minutes segment on this crazy diet regimen he was on to live longer. And during the interview he’s puffing on a Marlboro.

  45. Jessie J Legs Midriff Booty Shorts Photo Shoot
    Jackmac
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    You can’t even see the duct tape.

  46. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes
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    And here is Nick Nolte doing a re-enactment of his infamous mug shot photo.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    George P Burdell
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    She hid her ass for the longest time, now nobody really cares…. except for textile engineers trying to develop a material that will be strong enough to contain it when she turns forty.

  48. Mila Kunis Huge Pregnant Belly Mom Boobs
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    She once again got her vision mixed and realized that she was dating Ashton Kutcher, but this time it’s too late.

  49. V. Stiviano Clevage Creepy Face
    Jackmac
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    He bought her a Bentley, a Ferrari and Bugs Bunny’s teeth.

  50. Swearin

    A Game of Thrones reference in one post and a Lord of the Rings reference in the next one…so like, when was the last time you actually got laid, Fish?

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