The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.6.14

August 6th, 2014 // 298 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that features two shots each of Ireland Baldwin and Kim Kardashian because when attention whores demand attention, we abide. They’re like the One Ring only instead of giving us cool powers like super strength or making us invisible, it just does all of the insides-killing. *watches hour of viral cat videos, heats needle with lighter, stabs forearm* Nope, not feeling a thing.

Almost forgot, here’s Katy Perry in a pizza onesie, because in this godless, awful world, she actually believes this is as entertaining as her breasts,

- Photo Boy

Here’s Jennifer Nicole Lee explaining to Egotastic why her bikini seems to fall off in every photo shoot. (Spoiler Alert: Magic. It’s magic. Or not, I honestly never watch these things.)

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. V. Stiviano Clevage Creepy Face
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She finally took off the idiotic face visor.

    (Please put it back on.)

  2. Katy Perry Pizza Onesie
    Cock Dr
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    She will never ever top the Hello Kitty outfit from several years back.

  3. Amanda Seyfried Legs Short Shorts Exercise Ropes Ted 2 Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I liked her more when she was eating carbs.

  4. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes Legs Miniskirt Watch What Happens Live
    Cock Dr
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    It’s helpful when the insanity is so plainly visible to the casual observer.

  5. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes
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    Yay!

    I’ve got him in my deadpool!

  6. Boris Johnson Drunk Vision Test Covering Eye With Hand Future Of London Speech
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    Come on, Vogue…

  7. Antonio Banderas Sylvester Stallone Wesley Snipes The Expendables 3 Marbella Spain Premiere
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    Ironic name for a movie with them.

  8. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Why do i get the feeling we’re only a short time away from step-mom/step-daughter yoga pretzel photos?

  9. Selena Gomez Butt Tight Skinny Jeans Heels
    JC
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    So she’s working at Foot Locker now? That’s probably a good move, long-term-career-wise.

  10. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Fuck yes.

  11. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes
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    Is he reliving his time filming Down and Out in Beverly Hills?

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    She bought that butt & obviously she’s still very happy & proud of her purchase.

  13. Julianne Hough Butt Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Hell yeah! Now PLEASE let your hair grow out again.

  14. Katy Perry Pizza Onesie
    JC
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    “IS THIS AS INTERESTING AND COOL AS MY MUSIC?”

    Why, yes it is, Katy. Yes it is.

  15. Nicole Kidman Nipples No Bra The Family Fang Set
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    She’s become more human for the role, I see.

  16. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Just got a text from the girlfriend?

  17. V. Stiviano Clevage Creepy Face
    JC
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    This is the women Sterling gave up his empire for? Yikes.

  18. Judd Nelson Layered Clothing Gloves Motorcycle
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    Don’t care. Still would. *plays Simple Minds*

  19. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes
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    Go back to Germany, you’re never going to defeat Captain America

  20. Elisabeth Moss Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress The One I Love Screening
    JC
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    My boner says yes, but then my brain reminds my boner about the Scientology, and my penis tires to crawl back inside my body.

  21. Kris Humphries Sweatpants Sandals
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    Taylor Lautner’s clone needs to rethink his choice in footwear.

  22. Lea Michele Butt Yoga Pants Boyfriend Matthew Paetz
    JC
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    “What’s that, you’ve got a sharp pain in your side, sweetie? No, you don’t need to see a doctor–nothing bad ever happens to my boyfriends.”

  23. Emily Ratajkowski Underwear Instagram
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    You know you’ve made it when you can’t be arsed to even bother spending another two seconds taking an in-focus cell phone photo.

  24. Dax Shepard Taking Off Motorcycle Helmet At Restaurant Table
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    That table reeks of B.O. and self-importance.

  25. Judd Nelson Layered Clothing Gloves Motorcycle
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    Oppa Gangnam Style!

  26. Vanessa Paradis Gaunt Face Hoodie Ugg Boots LAX
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    Throw on a black wig and she could have the airport to herself.

  27. Neon Hitch Butt See Through Dress Ladygunn #9 Launch Party
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    Gaga Lite.

  28. Antonio Banderas Sylvester Stallone Wesley Snipes The Expendables 3 Marbella Spain Premiere
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    Guess which one will eventually get liver cancer.

  29. Neon Hitch Butt See Through Dress Ladygunn #9 Launch Party
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    of course her name is Neon.

  30. V. Stiviano Clevage Creepy Face
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    No idea who she is, but I wish to scalp her and make a wig for myself with that glorious fluff.

  31. Ashley Greene Cleavage Black Dress Heels Grocery Store
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    Now that’s how you shop.

  32. Katy Perry Pizza Onesie
    emma watson's Vagina
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    I think she wants someone to eat her. I have no idea why.

  33. Mila Kunis Huge Pregnant Belly Mom Boobs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Why didn’t you tell me about these “condom” things before?

  34. Nicole Eggert Sweaty Cellulite Legs Short Shorts
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    Cheeseburger in Charge.

  35. Ashley Greene Cleavage Black Dress Heels Grocery Store
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    L.A, where *not* grocery shopping in 4″ heels and a cocktail dress would make you look positively nutters.

  36. Mila Kunis Huge Pregnant Belly Mom Boobs
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    ‘What, you’ve never seen a chick ruin her body for a 36 year old who acts like a 12 year old in the body of a 17 year old?’

  37. Amanda Seyfried Legs Short Shorts Exercise Ropes Ted 2 Set
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    Ted 2, where she pulls out his stuffing and mounts him above her headboard.

  38. Judd Nelson Layered Clothing Gloves Motorcycle
    Your Huckleberry
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    Is that rabbi about to do a proctology exam?

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Together they make 1/4 of a Holstein.

  40. Antonio Banderas Sylvester Stallone Wesley Snipes The Expendables 3 Marbella Spain Premiere
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    “Wanna see a neat trick with Sly’s skin? Someone get me a newspaper.”

  41. Katy Perry Pizza Onesie
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    Beloved

  42. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes
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    This is more sad than anything else. Obviously dude’s got some health issues.

  43. Katy Perry Pizza Onesie
    nomnomnom
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    It’s Pizza the Hutt!

    You’re delicious!

  44. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    granny grillz yo!
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    MORE LIKE BORINGRAM.
    zzzzzzzzzzzz.

  45. Nicole Eggert Sweaty Cellulite Legs Short Shorts
    anonymous
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    Did she have another baby or something or is she still that weight loss kick from 2010? After 4+ years, that weight isn’t coming off.

  46. V. Stiviano Clevage Creepy Face
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    Now I see why she wore that stupid visor. Go away.

  47. Wes Bentley Shirtless Shitty Tattoos Broken Vows Set
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    ‘Hey! I bet a big, stupid tattoo on my chest will help conceal my pasty, atrophied hipster body and concave pecs!!’

  48. Elisabeth Moss Belly Weight Gain Tight Dress The One I Love Screening
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    Steelers are looking for some help at linebacker. Just sayin’.

  49. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes
    WTF? Jr
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    Tell me you reddened his face. Tell me you did.

  50. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Oh…what is that. Oh yeah…it’s my hand. Heh heh.

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