“I said, I fucked your wife! God, this motor’s loud…”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Alysa Milano looking exactly like a woman who’s ready to pop at any minute, and she did this morning, Alexander Skarsgard sniffing out a new lovah and Great Caesar’s Ghost, Adrianne Curry really is fucking random nerds now. Fetch me my replica lightsaber.
Don’t even ask me to explain the Final Five,
- The Superficial
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Is somebody hungover today? It’s Wednesday.
Every Day is Penis Day!
Crap, I was so excited when I read that. But it is freakin Wednesday. Augh.
If you don’t drink during the week, you are a flaming pussy.
“Shloppy Shecondsh never tashted sho shweet! Weeee!”
hahaha
In her defense, it is DragonCon in Atlanta this weekend.
he looks like the final boss of a time warp taxidermy nintendo game.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA +1
This picture was taken by the fat gal Slash’s wife beat up backstage.
+1
I was thinking that!
(She is hotter than Snooki, tho)
“Yeah honey, give me a sec while I open this pic up that George sent us. He said it is very flattering to your body.”
“Hey Rande, just a few minutes and you will be making some pretty good goatse poses.”
“Fuck yeah, STDs all the way! Yeah!!”
Is that the dude from LMFAO?
in order to be nice, i will say she is prettier than Snooki.
And she’s lightened up on the black shit around her eyes. +1.
Holy crap, did she get hit with Down Syndrome all of a sudden? I thought it was hereditary…
Lol
LOLOLOL
“I don’t like signing pictures from my fat days.”
Fat days? When was she skinny and who the hell would want her autograph?
That’s her brother. She’s not dating her brother.
They’re just fucking.
Ha!
They are pulling a “Lannister”
Wow, that is a battlefortress…
Snooki is her role model.
Did you just call me Jack?
Mystery man? Umm, that’s her brother…..
She doesn’t have real friends.
There’s not much to be said about this picture except that her dress is F-I-E-R-C-E!
“Come on honey, let me show ya how mommy gets paid”
“Look! This is how wide she had to open her mouth!”
kankles!
I didn’t realize he’s expecting, too.
So all that treatment seemingly failed. Stay thirsty, Ling.
someone outta tie those things down…
Whiskey for me, water for my horse.
I love the smell of panties moistening in the morning. It smells like…..victory.
+1
Wonder if it sucks to be the worlds ugliest man and the worlds ugliest woman?
Did she surgically implant her ass on her chest or?
Nope. It was Kim Kardashian’s.
No way, George. She had to open her mouth T H I S wide.
Death by motorboating.
“Check it out! Now your photo is actually worth something!”
The pants just melt off her now.
Yet she still is more voluptuous than Leann Rimes. Gahhhhhh!
Her mouth was open sooooo wide I could put my entire hand in there. Krikey!
Say what you want about Clooney, but I think he’s a normal dude; that’s something I would have done…
Not Adrienne Curry’s brother
HA! That made me lol!
Looks like she’s lost the Will to live.
+1
Dude I can’t top that.
Horse headed whako.
Milanosaurus Rex.
OK Monsanto, I’ll see your glow in the dark corn and raise you this.
+1
He shoud have stretched wider for George.
My monitor just fell over onto my keyboard.
Twice.
LIKE!!!
LMAO, can’t begin to top that!
Hahahahaha good visual image
I love U man, i really do.
ROFL omg I needed a good laugh this morning and this group of photos has extended my life exponentially!
WIN!
And nao my monitor didn’t.
WHO and Perla Ferrar ?!?!?!?!
You should die for that comment.
WHO?! You should die for that comment. What are you like, 10?
George Clooney Butt Juice FTW
smoke
Bork bork bork
Maybe you know her sister in the leaky rowboat, Bay Ling?!?!?!?!?!
No? Nothing?
It’s too late for that, Solo. You may have been a good smuggler, but now you’re Bantha fodder!
The thing is this bitch dont look like that at all in rareal life. shes all smoke and mirrors. and nose.
Jessica Simpson…age 45