I have no idea know how, but this photo is way more awesome than it has a right to be.
Welcome to the mid-week/Hump Day/teachers can’t wait for the weekend, too, because they’re giant fucking slackers, spoon-feeding our children Communism and gay marriage’s The Crap We Missed brought to you at a reasonable hour because it’s a pretty desolate celebrity landscape out there as you’ll learn by the last five photos of this post. (Do I know how to sell, or do I know how to sell?) On that note, your assignment is to tell me the word I’m trying to think of when I look at this pic of Mariah Carey doing her “ocean workout.” Whatever the technical term for battleships approaching a shore is. Beaching? Berthing? Vinnie Sandbarino-ing? I suck at military lingo.
Drop and give me 20,
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It’s a” MAN ” baby
The douchiness just emanates
pull your pants up
I love her work on Phineas and Ferb.
BRAINSSSS!!!
The blubber vampire is ready to strike.
Geez, she’s even wearing a mens watch.
She looks very fit, and not in the bone and sinew, Kelly Ripa way.
The country that gives us this, gave us Nazism. Go figure.
At least Al Pacino has finally changed his bandana.
I am quite optimistic…this picture was taken during shark week. Can we hope?
“Havin’ sex with a soooo-per model! Havin’ sex with a soooo-per model…”
Those shorts are insufficiently revealing.
Looks like Arnold’s son got caught cheating on his diet again.
If this isn’t a violation of his parole, I don’t know what is.
I heard making your feet sweat is an easy way to lose weight.
Coco ass is the best!!
No underwear as usual.
I kind of don’t care though…I mean seriously does anyone not think she’d be a dirty, uninhibited lay?
Her ass is too small. She should stick to the frontal photo op
Actually, I think that’s called ‘playing’. Usually reserver for the under 10s, but it IS Zac Effron.
I expected that Pete Postlethwaite would look better in a shiny housecoat.
I think shes a pretty girl. Its a shame, the studios would consider putting her in a starring role to the sequel of “Angel with dirty faces”. Its a normal weight outside of Hollywood.
Oh look! An antique chair!
Her black fingernails give her secret goth identity away.
Doubtless alarms and sirens are going off all over Tokyo right now….
Gandalf looted the elf’s till and bought a nice silk gown.
Who is the fat chick in the tiara?
Is this before or after they dropped the bucket of blood on her at the prom?
Holy shit he has teeth. This is the first pic I have seen where he doesn’t have that stupid smirk.
Ginger must be pissed that chick stole her dress.
The absence of Hasselhof in this picture means it is obviously cut rate German art. Scheisse.
Just in time for shark week.
Nice tool set.
I wish I had abs like that. Perhaps if I started working out I would have half a chance. :/
Inspired by Britney
I cannot wait until the pointy-fingernails fad is OVER.
When I read “Labaredas ” I think “Labia.”
When I read “Labaredas” I think La Bared Ass…because that’s what it actually spells.
Are those two going to ruin the “Princess and the Pauper” with their acting?
Boots? in Atlanta, in the middle of July?
So that’s what’s at the bottom of the barrrel…
So glad to see Kelly has gotten over the death of her best friend Amy.
Maybe she’s trying to tell Coco’s fortune, the way Sylvester Stallone’s mom does.
she needs to spread some of that Latisse on her dome.
Captain Quinn’s fortunes have declined over the years, apparently.
The new James Bond girl, Ms. Lousyhead.
Apparenty he’s participating in the worlds biggest Connect 4 tournament.
‘Harald Gloeoeckler’s store and showroom’
What the fuck does he sell?!
“I don’t care if I’m carrying my iphone like a chick, in England we all do it!”
Also, for some reason when fat comedians get skinny, they’re not funny any more…sorry, but it’s true.
Wait…what?
“Wait…WHAT?”, said Jonah Hill.
That chick in the red dress is REALLY enjoying whatever it is she’s smelling.
Who is teaching hot chicks that “twisted spine” is synonymous with “sexy”? Scoliosis does not make me horny. Eczema now…that shit is HOT.