I have no idea know how, but this photo is way more awesome than it has a right to be.
Welcome to the mid-week/Hump Day/teachers can’t wait for the weekend, too, because they’re giant fucking slackers, spoon-feeding our children Communism and gay marriage’s The Crap We Missed brought to you at a reasonable hour because it’s a pretty desolate celebrity landscape out there as you’ll learn by the last five photos of this post. (Do I know how to sell, or do I know how to sell?) On that note, your assignment is to tell me the word I’m trying to think of when I look at this pic of Mariah Carey doing her “ocean workout.” Whatever the technical term for battleships approaching a shore is. Beaching? Berthing? Vinnie Sandbarino-ing? I suck at military lingo.
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it looks like Ian wants to be the gay version of Hef.
I’m not sure that dodging harpoons counts as a workout.
A little Sandra Bernhard-ish in this shot.
Thank you for coming, I’ll see you in hell!
I hated this guy when he hosted America’s Funniest Home Videos.
You can’t spell Scott is Dick without Scott Disick.
Nothing comes between me and my Calvinist depravity
I dub thee coquettish to my thule.
True sign of a dick: even when dressed down in a t-shirt and jeans, he still has his hair crazy glued into the same douchey ‘do.
bout time she flashed it again
Wow, Robert Pattinson looks like shit without makeup.
Maybe it’s like rubbing the stump at The Apollo.
I was thinking more along the lines of “My-my-my-buttaface, my-my-buttaface”.
Pictured right before Mario landed on his head
Geez! She might wanna get that aneurism looked at.
Oh yeah! Well millions of tone deaf people buy my music bub!
shweeet
Hef’s “black sheep” younger brother at home in the Hustler Doublewide…
Spaz de la Huerta.
I knew Pink wrote “Whataya Want From Me,” but I didn’t know they were collaborating on it.
I hope everyone else is staying on the beach. The water just got chummed.
For a second there I thought Dog Chapman got a new hairdo.
“Oh! There goes my last minutes of fame…sigh, SLURP SLURP”
That Wicked Witch of the East part is hers for sure!
That was right before she was doused with a bucket of blood.
That would have to be a scene from a movie cuz that bitch hasn’t touched luggage in ten yrs.
i thought that was jude law with a new hairline.
o.O
The microphone is not an effective zombie fighting tool.
planking??
wtf is planking??
She hasn’t got nearly enough jewelry on.
He looks like he’s not too far from “planking”. He’ll be sadly missed.
courtneys still trying to sex up the audience.
She’s as excited to run as people are excited to comment about her.
No comment.
I feel sweaty, but not in a good way.
my precious….ASS!
I kinda always figured the real Cleopatra was a white chick with blonde hair. Much like a blonde,blue eyed Jesus.
who?
-Children’s playground
-Large hat
-Aviators
-Straps
Nothing creepy going on here.
you forgot
-pants down around groin level
and
-Zac Efron
Where’s the guy from Dateline hiding?
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
GET THE SACRIFICE ON!
Jesus. Even Phil Spector never looked that bad.
So THIS is why he’s always wearing that stupid headband. Fair enough Mr. Pacino, fair enough.
yeah, when whales do it, it’s called “beaching”.
Annalynne? Like sheep’s wool?
This dude grosses me out big time.
agreed, he is naaaasty
Gavin sure aged a lot faster than Gwen.
It’s a celebratory Kahlua for landing the lead in Jeepers Creepers 3.
Can she just change her name to Paz Huertz Ur Hed already? Seeing Mick Jagger’s face circa 1972 on top of that body… just… WTF?
Looks like Shark Week might have given Ben some ideas.
This must have been taken a millisecond before Paris busted her ass.
I saw that too…she is going DOWN.
His teeth are so disgusting. You know there’s shit stuck in there from way back. Gag!
2 photo pages without comments means you’re not famous enough yet. Get on with ‘leaking’ a sex tape already.
And for that tape bang someone who IS famous. Fast track that famewhore career.
I think if she banged someone in her Slave Leia costume, having a famous partner might not be so necessary.