The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.3.11

August 3rd, 2011 // 566 Comments

I have no idea know how, but this photo is way more awesome than it has a right to be.

Welcome to the mid-week/Hump Day/teachers can’t wait for the weekend, too, because they’re giant fucking slackers, spoon-feeding our children Communism and gay marriage’s The Crap We Missed brought to you at a reasonable hour because it’s a pretty desolate celebrity landscape out there as you’ll learn by the last five photos of this post. (Do I know how to sell, or do I know how to sell?) On that note, your assignment is to tell me the word I’m trying to think of when I look at this pic of Mariah Carey doing her “ocean workout.” Whatever the technical term for battleships approaching a shore is. Beaching? Berthing? Vinnie Sandbarino-ing? I suck at military lingo.

Drop and give me 20,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paula Labaredas Cleavage Tight Dress
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    I can’t help but notice that she’s standing in the parking lot with everyone else who wasn’t on the list.

  2. Brooke Shields
    lk
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    did she get stuck in the dish washer again?

  3. Paula Labaredas Cleavage Tight Dress
    Boo
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    Wow where did she come from, very nice . . .

  4. Paula Labaredas Cleavage Tight Dress
    bethy
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    How much are these unknown women paying to get the last 4-6 pics in The Crap We Missed?

  5. Kelly Osbourne Coco Ass Twitter
    Mandy
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    Okay, people… my aunt and uncle died 6 months ago in a motorcycle accident, my cousin, whose mother was the aunt who died, was laughing and joking with me at the memorial service. In between tears, people still laugh. It’s what gets them through the toughest of times. I realize that this is a celebrity gossip site and that, when posting, you’re expected to have very little empathy for the people in the pictures, but to say that someone is lying about their grief simply because they are having a happy moment is pretty insensitive. When you lose a loved one, I hope you find a moment to laugh in between bouts of tears.

  6. Miranda Kerr Silk Robe
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    Maybe she’s born with it.

  7. Jimmy Fallon
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    Shatner after surgery?

  8. Kelly Osbourne Coco Ass Twitter
    Lemmiwinks
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    Surrender Dorothy.

  9. Taylor Swift Upskirt
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    I know she’s blonde and sings country, but, did she really have to write the lyrics of the song all down her arm?

  10. Miranda Kerr Silk Robe
    Steelerchick
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    Yeah I love myself. So what??

  11. Steelerchick
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    eeeeeeeeK!!!!

  12. Taylor Swift Upskirt
    Steelerchick
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    I’d like to thank ya’ll for comin out by showing ya’ll my big southern hooch!

  13. Jennifer Lopez
    Steelerchick
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    I’m sure she stuffed Skeletor in that bag!! Explains the smile.

  14. Scott Disick
    Steelerchick
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    Scott Dick?

  15. Melanie Griffith
    Steelerchick
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    Butterface

  16. Ben Stiller Paddle Boarding
    Steelerchick
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    Zoolander.

  17. Paris Hilton Nicky Hilton
    Steelerchick
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    Only a face her mother could love.

  18. Zac Efron Playground Workout
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    This picture is hilarious without a caption.

  19. Melanie Griffith
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    There was a time I would have killed a stranger to sleep with this woman. If I had I would be feeling pretty stupid about that at this point.

  20. Jimmy Fallon
    Milty Jones
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    Totally looks like Dave Matthews

  21. Paz De La Huerta Tight Dress
    Jade
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    She is the most boring looking woman I ever laid my eyes on. On the bright side, it can only get better from there.

  22. Paula Labaredas Cleavage Tight Dress
    anokneemouse
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    Can see her spanx showing lol

  23. Mariah Carey Swimsuit Twitter
    Snookie's Pickle
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    I thought those were extinct.

  24. Marie

    hahah “and a Lannister always pays his debts.” Awesome.

  25. Miranda Kerr Silk Robe
    sura
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    What a sado………..

  26. Paris Hilton Nicky Hilton
    sura
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    Paris……………state of ya !

  27. Brigitte Nielsen Harald Gloeoeckler
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    Filming scenes for the remake of Attack of the 50 ft Woman

  28. Brigitte Nielsen Harald Gloeoeckler
    Big_Mike
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    “Why do your insult us?!”

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