I have no idea know how, but this photo is way more awesome than it has a right to be.
Welcome to the mid-week/Hump Day/teachers can’t wait for the weekend, too, because they’re giant fucking slackers, spoon-feeding our children Communism and gay marriage’s The Crap We Missed brought to you at a reasonable hour because it’s a pretty desolate celebrity landscape out there as you’ll learn by the last five photos of this post. (Do I know how to sell, or do I know how to sell?) On that note, your assignment is to tell me the word I’m trying to think of when I look at this pic of Mariah Carey doing her “ocean workout.” Whatever the technical term for battleships approaching a shore is. Beaching? Berthing? Vinnie Sandbarino-ing? I suck at military lingo.
Drop and give me 20,
- The Superficial
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I can’t help but notice that she’s standing in the parking lot with everyone else who wasn’t on the list.
did she get stuck in the dish washer again?
Wow where did she come from, very nice . . .
How much are these unknown women paying to get the last 4-6 pics in The Crap We Missed?
Okay, people… my aunt and uncle died 6 months ago in a motorcycle accident, my cousin, whose mother was the aunt who died, was laughing and joking with me at the memorial service. In between tears, people still laugh. It’s what gets them through the toughest of times. I realize that this is a celebrity gossip site and that, when posting, you’re expected to have very little empathy for the people in the pictures, but to say that someone is lying about their grief simply because they are having a happy moment is pretty insensitive. When you lose a loved one, I hope you find a moment to laugh in between bouts of tears.
Maybe she’s born with it.
Shatner after surgery?
Surrender Dorothy.
I know she’s blonde and sings country, but, did she really have to write the lyrics of the song all down her arm?
Yeah I love myself. So what??
eeeeeeeeK!!!!
I’d like to thank ya’ll for comin out by showing ya’ll my big southern hooch!
I’m sure she stuffed Skeletor in that bag!! Explains the smile.
Scott Dick?
Ditto
Butterface
Zoolander.
Only a face her mother could love.
This picture is hilarious without a caption.
There was a time I would have killed a stranger to sleep with this woman. If I had I would be feeling pretty stupid about that at this point.
Totally looks like Dave Matthews
She is the most boring looking woman I ever laid my eyes on. On the bright side, it can only get better from there.
Can see her spanx showing lol
I thought those were extinct.
hahah “and a Lannister always pays his debts.” Awesome.
What a sado………..
Paris……………state of ya !
Filming scenes for the remake of Attack of the 50 ft Woman
“Why do your insult us?!”