I have no idea know how, but this photo is way more awesome than it has a right to be.
Welcome to the mid-week/Hump Day/teachers can’t wait for the weekend, too, because they’re giant fucking slackers, spoon-feeding our children Communism and gay marriage’s The Crap We Missed brought to you at a reasonable hour because it’s a pretty desolate celebrity landscape out there as you’ll learn by the last five photos of this post. (Do I know how to sell, or do I know how to sell?) On that note, your assignment is to tell me the word I’m trying to think of when I look at this pic of Mariah Carey doing her “ocean workout.” Whatever the technical term for battleships approaching a shore is. Beaching? Berthing? Vinnie Sandbarino-ing? I suck at military lingo.
Drop and give me 20,
- The Superficial
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“I have no idea know how, but this is photo is way more awesome than it has a right to be.”
lolwut
It means he’s gay but is strangely aroused, probably because Coco and Kelly look transsexual with their matching square heads.
She needs to chill.
Looks like they threw her out there out of a cage
Brrrrr it’s cold out!
“She’s lovely” – Amy Winehouse’s Dad
America.
“On that note, you’re assignment is to tell me”…
It’s “your”. You cockend.
Is Taylor Swift and Ke$ha like Hannah Montana?
*are, not is… derp.
The Crap We Missed… my favorite Paz dispenser.
But the pill shaped pellets only go IN this model…
PANTIES!
I don’t know who she is, but she scares me.
http://www.erotic4u.com/preview/LC_ClaudiaCosta-PaulaLaBaredas-KendraLeeHansard_BachelorParty2TheLastTemptation.jpg
Over it.
Eww…
Is she imitating David Carradine’s last facial expression?
I think there’s a square inch on his face without a tattoo. Slacker.
Penis hat
Fuck, when did she become hot?
the very second the turkey was done.
Last week I think. There was a post about it.
“And wha-la! Yeast Infection!”
Now from the “Famous For Nothing” Day and Night Collection…
She is fast reaching the Melanie Griffith stage.
No, I’m not playing with your ass, I’m doing a Vulcan mind meld.
Aren’t objects supposed to get smaller with distance?
Yeah, yeah we know you’re pretty
Speak of El Diablo…
Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Prostate.
+1
This caption should read “DJ last Sunday morning”
I know that look! That’s the classic Lohan fake. “Is anybody looking, before I slip this around my neck and walk out.”
OK maybe Tom Cruise was partially right. Some of these pills may make me a little tightly wound.
Tom Cruise wins because those pills turned her into Tom Cruise.
Eh heh…mmm…yeah not funny sorry TF
Only now do I realize how much I have missed her… She has wicked “dude” voice tho…
watch with the sound down :)
No idea who she is but I can see she has a couple good points.
He looks like some sweaty short order cook that you’d see in NYC smoking a cigarette in the alley.
Yo! My dick is so long that if I insert it in my “a” hole, it will come all the way out of my mouth. Yup! THAT long!
That was awful
LOL!!!!!
Is this the face that relaunched a thousand dinners?
Getting old sucks… Time to rent Blue Lagoon….
Why, you jones’n to see Christopher Atkins penis again?
“My fingernails allow me to save time by combining my cutting and bulimia into a single act of throat violence.”
(I’m trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but Evelyn, my supposed fiancée, keeps buzzing in my ear.)
Kanye if you come up here this time I’m gonna kick the crap out of your black ass all over this stage.
Yo Taylor, Ima’ let you finish, but Britney had the grossest panty flash of all time.
Well, yeah, ‘cuz there were no panties involved. Just good ol’ fashioned southern cooter.
winning comment
I meant little richard’s
Damn good to see Mick! Didn’t know the Stones were in town!
She looks like a buzzard stalking some dead prey. Same thing as you said!
I think Hank Erchief would be more interesting.
That’s not how you Quinle
Ew, now I’m suffering from Post-Picture depression.
This is an artistic physical expression of Adam lambert fighting off full-flown AIDS.
That is the best thing I ever read.
+1
outSTANDING work. +27.
haHAH, love it!!!
A nice asp shot would do wonders for this girl.
Wasn’t it more of a workout for the people who kind-heartedly pushed her back into the ocean?
one of the greatest comments i”ve ever seen on here
well done sir. well done.
bahahahaha
LOL!!
bwahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Actual poem she wrote/read on live TV. -
One day.
One.
More than another.
The other,
that day,
those people,
too many,
too personal,
but not.
People you know know,
but you yourself know not.
Crashing down,
all frown,
hurting,
walking,
silently screaming,
slowly running,
often feeling nothing.
Seeing the lucky ones fleeing,
seeing those trapped inside.
Cry.
Cry.
It’s OK.
It’s not OK.
Smile if it’s natural
Feel alive.
The president speaks,
The situation reeks an act of war.
I enter my room, close the door
Sit here.
Here where buildings do not fall to the floor.
we young will experience much more
future, liberty, the freedom to mope about in poetry.
My brother I love you.
Old friends and family too.
Safe for now glad to know I’m alive with all of you.
Feel what is real feel later heal.
One.
One person feeling the same as all the rest.
Please let us act and do what is best.
Thanks for sharing. I need to go have a couple shots now to recover from the idiocy factor.
Who’s to blame for this? Hipster parents?
who cares. as long as she has great tits and those thighs.
I’d say ‘Lee lee’ has had enough of short rhymes
That’s the gayest fucking poem ever.
That dude looks like a cross between Al Pacino and Phil Spector. Hahaha…wait, what?
Kind of looks like Gene Simmons fucked Phil Spector.
Luckily I attached magnets to my groin earlier today.
It’s a titty bit nipply out, wouldn’t you say?
Wait there’s a space! Right there on my tongue!