The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.28.13

August 28th, 2013 // 367 Comments

“Ok everyone, let’s pack it up, we’re no longer needed here.” – My soul

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the feature that I put together each day for the expressed purpose of giving you an outlet for your misdirected anger and/or a delivery system for you to delight Fish with your most obscure nerd references that I don’t understand. That said, enjoy Roman Polanski and Woody Allen at some sort of Old, Wildly Overrated Sexual Deviant Film Director Awards, Hugh Jackman whispering “It’s called a snowball, don’t worry, all the big Hollywood actresses do it,” and remember that time five seconds ago when I posted an innocent picture of a father lovingly playing with his daughter for you to deviants to write captions for?

I suck,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chloe Sevigny Butt Hanging Over Rail
    fred
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    The ass overhang to tit ratio is way too high.

  2. Virginia Madsen Double Chin
    mavis davis
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    Paula Deen looks good as a blonde.

  3. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
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    Singupedolarity.

  4. Tia Carrere Cleavage Kim Jong Il Glasses Daughter Bianca
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    I hereby pronounce “retroactive disturbation” a valid medical term.

  5. Jennifer Jason Leigh Old
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    She’s been 20 for like 30 years; she’s perfectly entitled to move on to being 12 now.

  6. Sandra Bullock George Clooney On Boat 70th Venice Film Festival
    pffff
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    - “George look at all that people waving at us.”

    - “BUUUUUUUUUUURP”

  7. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
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    “Hey! You got pedophile rapist on my incestuous child molester.”
    “Hey! You got incestuous child molester on my pedophile rapist.”
    “Reese’s Incestuous Child Molester Pedophile Rapist Cups…”

  8. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Bra Sticking Out Of Shirt
    crb
    Commented on this photo:

    GOD DAMMIT!

    When you need a good sniper team, why are they all on vacation?

    Instead, just some pap in a haz-mat suit.

    And, no thunderbolts! NOT COOL, ZEUS! -You had the perfect two-fer shot there.

  9. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
    crb
    Commented on this photo:

    GOD DAMMIT!

    When you need a good sniper team, why are they all on vacation?

    Instead, just some pap in a haz-mat suit.

    And, no thunderbolts! NOT COOL, ZEUS! -You had the perfect two-fer shot there.

  10. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Bra Sticking Out Of Shirt
    crb
    Commented on this photo:

    ^ sorry about the dupe,

    but you know what? -f**kit; any comment about offing two sleazes is worth repeating

  11. Lisa Bonet Baby Bump Long Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    She don’t care what y’all have to say, she bangs Khal Drogo every night.

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