The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.28.13

August 28th, 2013 // 367 Comments

“Ok everyone, let’s pack it up, we’re no longer needed here.” – My soul

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the feature that I put together each day for the expressed purpose of giving you an outlet for your misdirected anger and/or a delivery system for you to delight Fish with your most obscure nerd references that I don’t understand. That said, enjoy Roman Polanski and Woody Allen at some sort of Old, Wildly Overrated Sexual Deviant Film Director Awards, Hugh Jackman whispering “It’s called a snowball, don’t worry, all the big Hollywood actresses do it,” and remember that time five seconds ago when I posted an innocent picture of a father lovingly playing with his daughter for you to deviants to write captions for?

I suck,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tao Hugh Jackman About To Kiss The Wolverine Tokyo Premiere
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    She’s barking up the wrong bonsai, if you know what I mean.

  2. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Bra Sticking Out Of Shirt
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    This is a stunning photo.

  3. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
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    Where the hell is Chris Hansen when you really need him?

  4. Chloe Sevigny Butt Hanging Over Rail
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    Her career has been quite an education on how sucking one dick on camera is either too many or not enough.

  5. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
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    Seriously, two high profile pedos let themselves get photographed together?

  6. Matt Bomer White Collar Set
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    He’s pretty sure Willie Garson peed in his smoothie.

  7. Jennifer Jason Leigh Old
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    I thought she was supposed to be hot…am I thinking of someone else?

  8. Josh Hartnett Rolled Up Jeans Loafers No Socks
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    Ha, I was just wondering what happened to this dude the other day. Apparently he joined The Village People or is it Dexys Midnight Runners?

  9. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Bra Sticking Out Of Shirt
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    My milk is for closers.

  10. Kelly Brook See Through Bikini Instagram
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    Yes

  11. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
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    “Woody, have you seen da American Apparel ads lately? Oy vey!”

  12. Kylie Jenner Twerk Shirt Sweatpants Combat Boots
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    Well it’s not like she could get a shirt that said “work” since that is something the Kardashians never do.

  13. Cuba Gooding Jr Caricature Tonys Di Napoli
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    That’s actually a pretty good painting.

  14. Dick Van Dyke Screaming
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    “$39 for an oil change?! Fucking crooks… What’s the worst that could happen?!”

  15. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    She has a nice little ass on her.

  16. Cee Lo Green Posing With Guy Wearing Long Black Robe LAX
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    I never realized some people actually want the second screening.

  17. Dick Van Dyke Screaming
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    SupercalifragilisticEXPLODEocious!

  18. Matt Bomer White Collar Set
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    “I don’t want to get you drunk, but, ah, that’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking. “

  19. Cuba Gooding Jr Caricature Tonys Di Napoli
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    WTF.. is this what I look like… shit!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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    She looks like such a bitch, I would drop her luggage directly on her toe if I was handling her bags

  21. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
    TheSufFan
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    This show is set in the 80s, guys.

  22. Tia Carrere Cleavage Kim Jong Il Glasses Daughter Bianca
    Leon
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    Yo LD. Cha Cha’s lookin weak!

  23. Cuba Gooding Jr Caricature Tonys Di Napoli
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    One of Bob Ross’ lost masterpieces, ‘Happy Little Cuba’.

  24. David Beckham Mouth Getting Fisted By Daughter Dodgers Game
    Janice
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    “But Daddy, this is what Mommy does after she eats.”

  25. Lisa Bonet Baby Bump Long Dress
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    More like Lisa Bonnet, amirite?

  26. Kelly Brook See Through Bikini Instagram
    amy
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    Its a shame she lost her calves and feet. Good thing no one notices.

  27. Tia Carrere Cleavage Kim Jong Il Glasses Daughter Bianca
    Caroline
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    The dark folk know how to dress.

  28. Jennifer Jason Leigh Old
    donkeylicks
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    Jesus Christ, enough with the remakes! I mean Monster came out what, not even ten years ago.

  29. Kelly Brook See Through Bikini Instagram
    Mike Walker
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    That’s at least 6-7 years old.

  30. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
    Mike Walker
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    Lighten up, Nicole.

  31. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Bra Sticking Out Of Shirt
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    The kid’s going to be well fed.

  32. Kelly Brook See Through Bikini Instagram
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    But then Emily Ratajkowski posted this to Instagram:

    http://instagram.com/p/dkYjTsS2da/#

  33. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Mike Comrie Swinging With Son Luca
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    “Isn’t this the best?”
    “You mean better than that time you blew me right after I gave you that engagement ring? Totally…”

  34. Dick Van Dyke Screaming
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    That’s not a Jaguar is it?

  35. Dick Van Dyke Screaming
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    Michael Douglas has looked better.

  36. Cuba Gooding Jr Caricature Tonys Di Napoli
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    He’s quite the regular on the site now.

  37. Tia Carrere Cleavage Kim Jong Il Glasses Daughter Bianca
    Brought It
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    Tia really ought to rethink her choice of eyewear.

  38. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Bra Sticking Out Of Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    She gave birth about 36 hours ago….lookin’ mighty fine here.

  39. Lisa Bonet Baby Bump Long Dress
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    Steven Tyler is missing a pair of boots.

  40. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
    anonymous
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    How did she become black?

  41. Sandra Bullock George Clooney On Boat 70th Venice Film Festival
    me
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    Ah say, I say, who let this joy kill on here?

  42. Ashley Greene Sweaty No Makeup Dark Circles Under Eyes
    anonymous
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    How the hell did Twilight make her the “hot” one compared to the other chicks?

  43. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
    Veronika Larsson
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    “So where does a septuagenarian non-observant Jew go in this town to meet underaged girls?”

  44. Tao Hugh Jackman About To Kiss The Wolverine Tokyo Premiere
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    Sorry lady he doesn’t eat sushi…but he will eat a plump, juicy hot-dog. And don’t forget the Fosters and anal lube.

  45. Cuba Gooding Jr Caricature Tonys Di Napoli
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    I don’t know why Cuba looks so pissed. That artwork was done by the most sober velvet airbrusher the county fair had.

  46. David Beckham Mouth Getting Fisted By Daughter Dodgers Game
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    “Do I LOOK like a Silverstone??”

  47. Dick Van Dyke Screaming
    ultra
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    that’s the homeless guy that set that car on fire, right?

  48. Ashley Benson Courtney Love Drunk Cleavage Instagram
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    Whoever heard .. of a melted clown?

  49. Kylie Jenner Twerk Shirt Sweatpants Combat Boots
    ultra
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    i think that’s the closest a kardashian’s ever been to work.

  50. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
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    Pervs of a feather.

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