The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.28.13

August 28th, 2013 // 367 Comments

“Ok everyone, let’s pack it up, we’re no longer needed here.” – My soul

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the feature that I put together each day for the expressed purpose of giving you an outlet for your misdirected anger and/or a delivery system for you to delight Fish with your most obscure nerd references that I don’t understand. That said, enjoy Roman Polanski and Woody Allen at some sort of Old, Wildly Overrated Sexual Deviant Film Director Awards, Hugh Jackman whispering “It’s called a snowball, don’t worry, all the big Hollywood actresses do it,” and remember that time five seconds ago when I posted an innocent picture of a father lovingly playing with his daughter for you to deviants to write captions for?

I suck,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Bra Sticking Out Of Shirt
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    She aiight

  2. Cee Lo Green Posing With Guy Wearing Long Black Robe LAX
    EricLR
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    Yeah, that’s right, we’re the new monks of funk, baby!

    …and also, can someone point me to the bathroom?

  3. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    I wonder what Carrie’s upcoming disfiguring accident is going to be.

  4. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
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    If I had an ass like that, I’d walk backwards too.

  5. Dick Van Dyke Screaming
    EricLR
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    …And if you fuck with me again, OnStar, don’t even THINK that I won’t BURN YOU TO THE FUCKING GROUND TOO!!!

  6. David Beckham Mouth Getting Fisted By Daughter Dodgers Game
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    That’s how her mom pretend feeds her so she doesn’t get fat.

  7. Lisa Bonet Baby Bump Long Dress
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    The Indians called them ‘Cankles’.

  8. Kylie Jenner Twerk Shirt Sweatpants Combat Boots
    EricLR
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    Lamest . lesbian . ever

  9. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
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    Pedo drone strike.

  10. Jennifer Jason Leigh Old
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    Hey Mike Damone, see my face? This is a big fuck you for not paying for half of the abortion like we agreed.

  11. Cuba Gooding Jr Caricature Tonys Di Napoli
    EricLR
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    Does he just go around to restaurants now all day putting up pictures of himself?

  12. Josh Hartnett Rolled Up Jeans Loafers No Socks
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    Ok, fine. White privilege is a thing. I said it.

  13. Mischa Barton Big Butt Mom Jeans
    catapostrophe
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    “Why do I get the feeling something huge, scary and out of control is following me wherever I go?”

  14. Chloe Sevigny Butt Hanging Over Rail
    EricLR
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    She called her stylist a bitch once, back in 2001. Grudges last a long time.

  15. Mischa Barton Big Butt Mom Jeans
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    Cheer up, Mischa – sure, all your success had been based on being a waif thin young hottie, but now that you’re older & fatter, you can show off your acting abilities.

  16. David Beckham Mouth Getting Fisted By Daughter Dodgers Game
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    Bite it like Beckham!

  17. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Mike Comrie Swinging With Son Luca
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    “Come on, it won’t break again.”

  18. Cee Lo Green Posing With Guy Wearing Long Black Robe LAX
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    “George, I know you’re trying to lay low, but I have something you need to see.”

  19. Matt Bomer White Collar Set
    EricLR
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    He makes Clark Kent look like Snoop Dog.

    • Phoenix

      He IS Clark Kent! Another missed opportunity from those clowns at Warner Brothers. Instead we got Mass Murder of Steel.

  20. Ashley Benson Courtney Love Drunk Cleavage Instagram
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    If anyone could make purple drank out of Pedialyte, it would be her.

  21. Dick Van Dyke Screaming
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    Oops, I did it again! Where’s the fire extinguisher?

  22. AnnaSophia Robb Butt Tight Minidress The Carrie Diaries Set
    EricLR
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    When did acid-wash mom jeans come back in style and WHY WAS I NOT TOLD???

  23. Dick Van Dyke Screaming
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    Trying to strike a match on the down low.

  24. Kylie Jenner Twerk Shirt Sweatpants Combat Boots
    JC
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    Tragic Waste of Earth’s Resources, Kunts

  25. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Mike Comrie Swinging With Son Luca
    EricLR
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    The kid really doesn’t want to swing, but it gives daddy an excuse.

  26. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
    EricLR
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    Where in the world is Nicole Scherzinger?

  27. Chloe Sevigny Butt Hanging Over Rail
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    Again, that is why you don’t touch hand railings in public.

  28. Jennifer Jason Leigh Old
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    Dude looks like a lady…

  29. Lisa Bonet Baby Bump Long Dress
    EricLR
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    That’s a smoke signal for help if I’ve ever seen one.

  30. Cee Lo Green Posing With Guy Wearing Long Black Robe LAX
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    I guess the change in my pocket /
    wasn’t enough; I’m like: “Frock you!”

  31. Cuba Gooding Jr Caricature Tonys Di Napoli
    Heywood Jablomie
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    College girl art at its finest.

  32. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Mike Comrie Swinging With Son Luca
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    “How are you making it go.”

  33. David Beckham Mouth Getting Fisted By Daughter Dodgers Game
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    Tom Hanks’ giant head does not approve…

  34. Jennifer Jason Leigh Old
    EricLR
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    She looks like she got hit in the face with a helicopter blade.

  35. Sandra Bullock George Clooney On Boat 70th Venice Film Festival
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    Wow….she really looks great!

  36. Mischa Barton Big Butt Mom Jeans
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    What a dumptruck.

  37. Matt Bomer White Collar Set
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Spit or swallow?

  38. Sandra Bullock George Clooney On Boat 70th Venice Film Festival
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    Somehow I don’t think Clooney is scraping up Jesse James’ sloppy seconds.

  39. Dick Van Dyke Screaming
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    He’s been like that all day – walking up to random people and asking if they need their chimneys cleaned. It’s sad.

  40. Ashley Benson Courtney Love Drunk Cleavage Instagram
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    Pedialyte and Marlboro…now we know the secret formula for making skanky zombies.

  41. David Beckham Mouth Getting Fisted By Daughter Dodgers Game
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    LOL. Kids love the “I’m going to eat your hand!” game, and I’ll never understand why they think the prospect of being cannibalized is hysterically funny.

  42. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
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    I wonder why they didn’t attend the premier in New York.

    oh right…all that rape.

  43. Cuba Gooding Jr Caricature Tonys Di Napoli
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    “George W. Bush painted this just for me! I really wanted one of a cat sitting on a toilet tank, but I’ll take anything he makes.”

  44. Tia Carrere Cleavage Kim Jong Il Glasses Daughter Bianca
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    no schwing for you.

  45. Jennifer Jason Leigh Old
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Fuck you, time

  46. Ashley Benson Courtney Love Drunk Cleavage Instagram
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    Where’s Chris Hansen when you.. oh, wait. I thought it was “Pedolyte”.

  47. Kelly Brook See Through Bikini Instagram
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    so a photograph that was airbrushed and photoshopped and THEN put on instagram. jesus christ.

  48. Lisa Bonet Baby Bump Long Dress
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    Denise has really been hitting the pudding.

  49. Tao Hugh Jackman About To Kiss The Wolverine Tokyo Premiere
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    Her mutant ability is to turn sideways and disappear.

  50. Jennifer Jason Leigh Old
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    “You little scamp! Did you take my eyebrows?”

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