The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.28.13

August 28th, 2013 // 367 Comments

“Ok everyone, let’s pack it up, we’re no longer needed here.” – My soul

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, the feature that I put together each day for the expressed purpose of giving you an outlet for your misdirected anger and/or a delivery system for you to delight Fish with your most obscure nerd references that I don’t understand. That said, enjoy Roman Polanski and Woody Allen at some sort of Old, Wildly Overrated Sexual Deviant Film Director Awards, Hugh Jackman whispering “It’s called a snowball, don’t worry, all the big Hollywood actresses do it,” and remember that time five seconds ago when I posted an innocent picture of a father lovingly playing with his daughter for you to deviants to write captions for?

I suck,

- Photo Boy

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  1. David Beckham Mouth Getting Fisted By Daughter Dodgers Game
    The Dude
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    Did he leave poor Johnny Five at home?

  2. David Beckham Mouth Getting Fisted By Daughter Dodgers Game
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    Is it considered child abuse when you make your child help you get ready for your date with John Hamm?
    You know, for science…

  3. Josh Hartnett Rolled Up Jeans Loafers No Socks
    The Dude
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    Ashton’s GAYER twin.

  4. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Bra Sticking Out Of Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Mmmmmmmm… someone is coming for the Hillary Duff’s crown.

  5. Cee Lo Green Posing With Guy Wearing Long Black Robe LAX
    The Dude
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    Snappy dresser.
    Looks like he busted out the holiday drapes for the occasion.

  6. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    “Well, at least you didn’t marry her.”

  7. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
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    I see the annual pedophile convention has started….

  8. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She either fell asleep in the tanning booth or willingly put it on the Naomi Campbell setting.

  9. Josh Hartnett Rolled Up Jeans Loafers No Socks
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    One of these individuals is employed…
    I’ll wait while you guess which one…

  10. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
    Hugh Jazz
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    “I know, right?”
    “I mean, really.”
    “Who wouldn’t?”
    “Seriously, it’s like, wtf?”
    “C’mon, it’s so obvious.”
    “Totally, dude.”

  11. Ashley Benson Courtney Love Drunk Cleavage Instagram
    Echo5
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    They all float down here! When you’re down here with us, you’ll float too!

  12. Dick Van Dyke Screaming
    catapostrophe
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    “When this baby hits 88 miles per hour …”

  13. Matt Bomer White Collar Set
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    “Bet you they don’t give Willie warm water…
    This is bullshit…
    I’m the prettiest one here.”

  14. Cee Lo Green Posing With Guy Wearing Long Black Robe LAX
    Hugh Jazz
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    “We are the knights who say NEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!”

  15. Mischa Barton Big Butt Mom Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Jeez… she’s looking like a less attractive version of Khloe Kardashian. (I have a feeling that sentence will be highlighted in the first paragraph of Mischa’s suicide note.)

  16. David Beckham Mouth Getting Fisted By Daughter Dodgers Game
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    good kid, picking the cheerleaders’ pubes out of her dad’s teeth so there’s no b.s. from mom when they get home.

  17. Kylie Jenner Twerk Shirt Sweatpants Combat Boots
    catapostrophe
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    World War III can’t come soon enough.

  18. Tao Hugh Jackman About To Kiss The Wolverine Tokyo Premiere
    Fred Garvin
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    Poor girl needs to eat something – food might help her condition.

  19. Kylie Jenner Twerk Shirt Sweatpants Combat Boots
    Hugh Jazz
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    Sorry, you misspelled TWERP.

  20. Sandra Bullock George Clooney On Boat 70th Venice Film Festival
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    “Oh her? Nah, she’s just a palette cleanser for Longoria.”

  21. Lisa Bonet Baby Bump Long Dress
    catapostrophe
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    Aw, man!

  22. Sandra Bullock George Clooney On Boat 70th Venice Film Festival
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    That’s just how Clooney likes ‘em – nipples perky, and mouth shut.

  23. David Beckham Mouth Getting Fisted By Daughter Dodgers Game
    Vlad
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    Fisting…you’re doing it wrong

  24. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
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    Two pervy pedos

  25. Lisa Bonet Baby Bump Long Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Crazy thing is she’s never even heard of Coachella.

  26. Ashley Benson Courtney Love Drunk Cleavage Instagram
    Vlad
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    Wait’ll they get a load of me…

  27. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Bra Sticking Out Of Shirt
    eatme
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    dumb bitch aint got nothing to do day but shop and flash her poppers

  28. Ashley Benson Courtney Love Drunk Cleavage Instagram
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    Gross

  29. Tao Hugh Jackman About To Kiss The Wolverine Tokyo Premiere
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    The closest he’s ever been to a woman.

  30. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
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    I bet they have a lot to talk about.

  31. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Listen, Miley Cyrus is losing her damn mind… she’d probably be willing to give us a group rate.

    That old bitch? No thanks.

  32. Ashley Benson Courtney Love Drunk Cleavage Instagram
    Smapdi
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    Only Courtney Love could find a way to get high by combining cigarettes and Pedialyte. Nice role model ya got there Ashley.

  33. Jennifer Jason Leigh Old
    Vlad
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    I feel a disturbance in my pants. It’s as if suddenly a million voices cried out saying “I’ll never have an erection again…”

  34. Ashley Benson Courtney Love Drunk Cleavage Instagram
    EricLR
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    I would say “Get ‘em while you can, folks” but nothing seems to kill Courtney Love. She’s injected enough drugs at this point to OD every punk band from the 70′s, and yet she still is walking around, stubbornly refusing to stop breathing.

  35. Virginia Madsen Double Chin
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    At least it’s not Michale Madsen.

  36. Josh Hartnett Rolled Up Jeans Loafers No Socks
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    ‘Damn, man, just cuz I’m wearing a red vest don’t mean I’m the valet!’
    ‘C’mon, get my car and I’ll give you this bottle of grape soda?’
    ‘Deal.’

  37. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
    alex
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    Woody should have made it a priority to never come within 1000 feet of Polanski. Woody fell for a 19 year old and married her. Polanski drugged and raped a little girl. These two are miles apart.

    And the Wood man did this…twenty-fucking-two years ago….who gives a shit, she’s 40 years old now and they’ve been together longer than 99% of hollywood marriages.

    And furthermore, Woody can still make amazing movies!

  38. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
    Smapdi
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    “For crap’s sake Roman, drugging and molesting kids is sick. You should adopt and marry them instead!”

  39. Ashley Benson Courtney Love Drunk Cleavage Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s like the horror version of Weekend At Bernie’s.

  40. Ashley Greene Sweaty No Makeup Dark Circles Under Eyes
    EricLR
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    She’s calling someone to ask her how to apply makeup.

  41. Jennifer Jason Leigh Old
    It's OK
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s already given me so many.

  42. Jennifer Jason Leigh Old
    JJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Single White Female? Still fits.

  43. Cee Lo Green Posing With Guy Wearing Long Black Robe LAX
    Smapdi
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    The fat is strong with this one . .

  44. Kelly Brook See Through Bikini Instagram
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    Can they just ban everybody but her from instagram?

  45. Roman Polanski Woody Allen Blue Jasmine Paris Premiere
    EricLR
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    While the other creepy NAMBLA members hover quietly in the background…

  46. Cuba Gooding Jr Caricature Tonys Di Napoli
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    I would’ve had the same reaction.

  47. Dick Van Dyke Screaming
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    Meanwhile, on the set of the Walking Dead…

  48. Josh Hartnett Rolled Up Jeans Loafers No Socks
    EricLR
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    I am officially declaring this a new all-time low for the once-noble blue jean.

  49. Kelly Brook See Through Bikini Instagram
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    Just a casual IG selfie… #nofilter #chillin #selfie #hashtags #alwaysthishot #airbrushforwhat

  50. Chloe Sevigny Butt Hanging Over Rail
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    “Geez, I’m sick of being hungry. Maybe I shouldn’t have done that blowjob.”

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