The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.27.14

August 27th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for all the hateful shit you’d totally say to these celebrities’ faces if given the chance. Something like “Hey Guy Fieri, sweet denim chef coat. I hope it somehow gives you AIDS,” or maybe “Oh wow, you’re Howie Mandel! Congratulations on being the lamest part of a show that also features Nick Cannon.” I bet if you were right here with George Clooney, you’d probably say “What’s that? Jean Dujardin just told you the difference between a French and an American marriage? Haha, yeah…”

Or maybe just stuff about peeing in butts, I don’t know, you guys do it better than I do,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sharon Stone No Makeup Getting Nails Done
    bayouscrubs
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    The irony here is that she is starting to look like Michael Douglass.

  2. Donald Sterling With Black Guy AT&T Store
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    “Yes sir, that’s right. He wants to rent me. He says he has an important meeting he needs me to be at.”

  3. Larry King Angry Grimace
    Jackmac
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    We will soon find out the suspenders are actually holding his pants down.

  4. Larry King Angry Grimace
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    Larry “Lich” King

  5. Coco String Bikini Instagram
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    She’s does all her bikini shoots in the water for practical reasons. It keeps the black guys from mobbing her until she’s done.

  6. Howie Mandel Sitting On Sandbag Game Box the Americas Got Talent Barbecue And Viewing Party
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    Corn hole to corn hole.

  7. Sharon Stone No Makeup Getting Nails Done
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    Drinking pureed baby.

  8. Larry King Angry Grimace
    maria
    Commented on this photo:

    give us our precious you filthy hobbits!

  9. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Turd Ferguson
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    Looks like Kylie probably sharted.

  10. Gisele Bundchen Butt Legs Tight Minidress Lingerie Line Launch
    Robb7
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    She is one ugly dude with good hair.

  11. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    Robb7
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    Useless cunts!

  12. Liv Tyler Butt Bikini Yacht
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    That thing she ate.

  13. Lara Spencer Panty Flash Upskirt Kicking Football Ginger Zee Ryan Spencer GMA
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    All I see is Kenny Rogers and some chick that looks like Courtney Stodden.

  14. Britney Spears Saggy Boobs Legs Short Shorts
    Robb7
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    Trailer Park Sue has millions and still gets her clothes at swap meets.

  15. Joe Jonas Ignoring Dude At Lunch Looking At Phone
    Hmm
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    “Dammit Joey Lawrence, where the hell are you, I told you to meet me here at 1pm”

  16. Howie Mandel Sitting On Sandbag Game Box the Americas Got Talent Barbecue And Viewing Party
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    ‘Wait… so, this *isn’t* a Sybian?’

  17. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
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    Bumblebee Tuna. Bumblebee Tuna. Your balls are showing.

  18. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    anonymous
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    So is that Kylie’s ass or vag that Kendall is smelling on her hand?

  19. Larry King Angry Grimace
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    Did you know that if you skinned Larry King and ironed out his leather, you could make enough coats for every poor child in america

  20. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
    buzz
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    Only fucking popstars will toss a shirt on and nothing else and start walking around through the airport.

  21. Coco String Bikini Instagram
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    That’s fucking deformed.

  22. Larry King Angry Grimace
    broduhjenner
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    just hit on that lady behind him, was irked by her lack of response

  23. Michael Jordan US Open Day 2
    Icehawg
    Commented on this photo:

    Two of these things are not like the others.

  24. Harvey Weinstein Loose Fit Jeans Dress Shoes Hot Young Chick Chiltern Firehouse
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    CAN FUCK ANYTHING HE WANTS IN HOLLYWOOD

    FML

  25. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like GaGa is packing a sea urchin. Makes sense as I hear they taste like shit.

    • Sea urchin is fucking disgusting. I’ve got a stomach like a cast-iron pot, but I ordered the uni once, like 15 years ago, at a sushi place and I nearly puked in the river with the tiny wooden boats. My eyes were watering, I was gagging… it was everything I could do to not heave it back up. Goddamn, it was foul.

      So, yeah, kinda like Gaga’s snatch.

  26. Lara Spencer Panty Flash Upskirt Kicking Football Ginger Zee Ryan Spencer GMA
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    Spare us please…

  27. Guy Fieri Horseshoe Casino Baltimore Grand Opening
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    ah, the bright lights and big city…Baltimore, where the magic happens. Assuming you like your magic interspersed with corner drug sales and Bronze Medal placing in the murder olympics.

    • Gigi

      McFreely, hon, weez got some of the best Horse on the East Coast.
      And with the exception of that shoot out at the crab house last year, the only people gittin’ killed are people eeder out on bail, or with crim’nal records.

  28. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
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    Two nutsack days in a row? WTF Fish? I thought you loved us.

  29. Joey Lawrence Capri Pants Dyed Red Hair
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    Now we know who’ll play Joe Simpson, in the Jessica Simpson Lifetime Movie

  30. Larry King Angry Grimace
    Flatliner
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    I take it Larry didn’t like the response when he asked how his butt looked when trying on skinny jeans.

  31. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    “Lucy is not a random victim, attacked by mere accident, you understand? No. She is a willing recruit, a breathless follower, a wanton follower. I dare say, a devoted disciple. She is the Devil’s concubine!” ~ Professor Abraham Von Helsing

  32. Guy Fieri Horseshoe Casino Baltimore Grand Opening
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    …i really wanna put a depilatory in his shampoo & face soap.

  33. Harvey Weinstein Loose Fit Jeans Dress Shoes Hot Young Chick Chiltern Firehouse
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    Know how I know that’s Corey Feldman behind him?

  34. Courtney Love Drunk Bruised Legs Panty Flash
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    …yup, seems about right.

  35. Lady Gaga No Pants Panty Flash Fishnets
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    …she’s not gonna let some old dude on a nude beach upstage her.

  36. Lara Spencer Panty Flash Upskirt Kicking Football Ginger Zee Ryan Spencer GMA
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    If that’s pubic hair, she could give Demi Moore a run for her money.

  37. Donald Sterling With Black Guy AT&T Store
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    “see, I’m not racist…I had my picture taken with one of them”

  38. Serena Williams US Open
    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    Now, if that is not a HULK SMASH, I don’t know what the fuck is.

    • Mark Calloway

      …and this folks is the product of what happened when BigFoot got dunk and raped Buckwheat at an after-party.

  39. Joey Lawrence Capri Pants Dyed Red Hair
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    …it makes me chuckle how some of the gayest looking dudes out there are the most outspoken right wing conservatives.

  40. Gisele Bundchen Butt Legs Tight Minidress Lingerie Line Launch
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    I guess she’s all done breastfeeding now.

  41. Coco String Bikini Instagram
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    On a normal woman, nipples aren’t at 3 and 9 o’clock…and the ass isn’t wider than the shoulders…and the waist isn’t…you know what, this could take all day. I’ll come back after I take a dump.

  42. Harvey Weinstein Loose Fit Jeans Dress Shoes Hot Young Chick Chiltern Firehouse
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    …yeah, he kinda HAD to go the rich route.

  43. Sharon Stone No Makeup Getting Nails Done
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    “your virgins blood smoothie is ready when you finish your stem cell machiatto Ms Stone”

  44. Lara Spencer Panty Flash Upskirt Kicking Football Ginger Zee Ryan Spencer GMA
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    …i’m in.

  45. Serena Williams US Open
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    I have the weirdest boner right now…

  46. Bai Ling Bikini
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    at least her gross brown nipples are covered…but you still know they’re there.

  47. Bai Ling Bikini
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    Ha! I knew it. The nipples have gone solo.

  48. Adrien Brody Angrily Pointing
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    …fix your fucking pant leg, dick nose.

  49. Joe Jonas Ignoring Dude At Lunch Looking At Phone
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    “Joe Jonas in Los Angeles once again not being photographed with a female.”

  50. Larry King Angry Grimace
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    …that dark crystal/skeksis joke from the other day would work here too.

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